The Grieving Troops by ragu4u 6-28-10

D'ya hear? Sen. Robert Byrd died. Well, ya know... "The king is dead. Long live the king."...and shit like that!

Political Junkie by ragu4u 6-28-10

We'll continue now with more questions to Justice Elena Kagan. Oh boy, now for 6 straight hours of C-Span. We interupt this broadcast......A Nuclear bomb has detonated in New York City.... This opportunity MUST be capitalized on. We'll return to the confirmation hearing, shortly! A perfect little break to grab me some chips & dip.

Time To Pay Up by ragu4u 6-28-10

You must be my wife's..... ...divorce lawyer. Right! She swore she'd have my ass but I didn't believe her.

cc 454 by ragu4u 6-29-10

What do you call that gurrgling sound you make...... ...every time my tits are in your mouth? Juggling!

Misery Loves Company by ragu4u 6-29-10

So, you call yourself a hammerhead, huh? Yes. But can ya do this? No. C'mon, try.

"Suspenders", Suspended! by ragu4u 6-30-10

"The Larry King Show" audience will be turned over to a new host that will be named soon. Wow... I hope they "both" like whoever gets selected.

Not THAT Tipsy by ragu4u 6-30-10

So you STILL refuse to blow into the breathalizer? That thing you want.... ...me to blow goes by lots of names. Breathalizer, isn't one of em.

Catching Some Z's by ragu4u 7-01-10

Are you sleepwalking again, Gary? Not yet, Nurse Ratchet. How can you be sure? If I was dreaming, you'd... I'd what? ...zzzzz...zzzzzz

A Chat With the CEO by ragu4u 7-02-10

You have 5 minutes...GO! Does it bother you at all that as CEO of Wal-Mart you make more in one hour than your average worker makes in a year? I do? Yes. Now what's your response? I thought I made more. I need a raise! Hey, leaving so soon? My times up, boss. I gotta get back to work or you'll dock me.

Made in China by ragu4u 7-02-10

Tragic, ain't it? I told them to do like last year... ...and shoot em off from a barge on the river, but nooooo.

She's the MAN by ragu4u 7-03-10

How about that Serena Williams winning Wimbledon in 67 minutes? It had to go that fast. Oh really? Why? The sperm bank was about to close and... ...didn't want to miss getting their Williams donation.

Filling the Void by ragu4u 7-03-10

I, Bill Clinton, feel Senator Byrd joined the Ku Klux Klan cuz he was just tryin to get elected... ...and, dog gonnit, we shouldn't hold it against him. I wonder if Mel Gibson ever thought of becoming a Senator? Sen. Byrd will be hard to replace but, Mel Gibson, step up here a minute.

Supplemental Income by ragu4u 7-03-10

What's yo ass doin in here, granny? Hey, don't be getting all high & mighty with me, sonny. I lost my dentures. What's that gotta do wit me? Just check yer damn johnson and I'll be outta here. Now take em and beat it...SLUT! Your check better not bounce, shorty.

If I Dood It, I Dit A Whippin! by ragu4u 7-03-10

Now let's see what this, "Two Girls...One Cup", is all about. Oh my god, I can't watch this depravity.... ...too many more times.

3...2...1... by ragu4u 7-04-10

Hey, I told you.... ..."Ease up on the M-80's". It's just a scratch.

Bombs Away!

Jesus, man. What died in here? Happy "fart" of July, kid!

by ragu4u, 7-04-10

Careful When Dangling Carrots by ragu4u 7-04-10

Butch, let me out of here! I'll slip an ice cream voucher under the door to you, then you'll help me, won't you? Heh..heh heh..heh! You suckered me, didn't you?

ma vs. ragu4u by ragu4u 7-04-10

Just a minute ma. I'll be in right after I finish this comic I'm makin. Hey ma, you said dinner was ready. ragu4u, I had to get you away from that damn "Stripcreator" somehow. You know you'll go blind doing that too much. That's just icky, ma. What exactly do you think I'm doing in there? Let me see...a keyboard that's sticky as snot and handkerchiefs that are as stiff as a board. It don't take a rocket scientist, boy.

Just Clownin Around by ragu4u 7-04-10

I'd like to rent "Bozo Does The Dallas Cowboys", please. Later, At The Hotel... Just a sec, Mel. I almost got this DVD to play. C'mon Larry...we'll be late for the start of the clown convention. Now roomy, what say we cuddle with some popcorn? Hey, what happened to the damned door knob?

Eight is the New Twenty by ragu4u 7-04-10

Quickly. Follow me. So this is a movie set, huh Mr. Polanski? Now stand provacatively under the window naked. Huh? Just do what I say, little lady. Hey, I wanted to be in a family movie....not a Hannah Montanna video.

"Woe Is Me" Ad Nauseum by ragu4u 7-05-10

Another day here in New York with temperatures over 95 degrees. Those no good... ...east coast, limp wristed, panty waistes ain't seen heat till they been in the midwest. St. Louis, Missouri, on the other hand, is enjoying a beautiful 72 degrees. That homo is just afraid to mention our killer humidity.

Athiest at War by ragu4u 7-05-10

I understand your Vice President Biden is making a speech in the Green Zone! Yep. He should be making his opening remarks right about n... Did you hear THAT? I will pray for the safety of your vice president. Oh man. If I gotta listen to all that "praying" crap, he darn well better be hurt.

Gone is the Age of Innocence

Now what gave you the idea we here at Disney made a film about floral scented condoms? You mean a "flubber" is something else?

by ragu4u, 7-05-10

The Dark Devil's Highway by ragu4u 7-05-10

Don't I get a phone call? Watch what you say. It looks like he's nailin everybody along this road.