wtf...someone made me 1 star...

gargh...

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

i have two..i hope its not too late either..

My Jewish Community Has Aided Me In Forming An Individuality by Spatula 4-05-04

Mel Gibson is anti-semetic! His beliefs suck! As your JCC leader, I encourage all of you to develop your own ideas and beliefs on "The Passion," so you can have your own intellectual conversations about it to your friends... This is assuming, of course, that your completely unique and individual opinion agrees with every Jewish mother running the JCC, as well as the highly orthodox and anti-Gibson leaders such as myself!

Nails Are Fun. by Spatula 4-05-04

... ...! Now you go!

why yes, the theme WAS fast food. And you're not too late. Voting starts NOW.

My vote goes to unorthodoxdevice. The last one was hilarious. "Chalupa!"

My runner up vote goes to Melkor, who had some of the funniest ones.

Gahhh.... I'm probably too late now. That's what happens when your parents take the internet off your computer for a while.

Well here's my entry on the off chance it's still ok.

Chowdown by CowTipper 4-06-04

Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order? Yeah, gimme a burger, fries and a shake. Oh, and supersize that. Alright, anything else? Oh yeah, and I'm gonna sue your company because your burgers made me fat. Well sir, I'm not entirely sure that that's our fault --- Any food can make you fat if you eat to much of it. Yeah, but this is the only place I eat, so it must be your fault.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

hahaha, damns.

sorry about not even relating them to the topic at all.

I'm going to have to go with Melkor. I think overall he's got the best consistency when it comes to being amusing.

Noodle_Stick, though, did have the funniest entry by far with his Noob Contest-3rd comic.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Melkor, followd by RedfeatheR

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Well, we're all counting on Boinky now...

if he votes for melkor or someone else, Melkor wins. If he votes for unorthodoxdevice, then we go in to Sudden Death.

Melkor

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Well, we're all counting on Boinky now...

if he votes for melkor or someone else, Melkor wins. If he votes for unorthodoxdevice, then we go in to Sudden Death.

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Well, that does it.

Melkor is teh current king of teh n00bs! Huzzah!

You had best get you competition up sometime in teh near fyootoor. Or teh else.