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by CowTipper
2-08-04
Hey dude. Want some M & M's?
Ew that's disgusting. Did you know that the sell by date on those things is like, 10 years from now?
Doesn't it make you sick to think that those things have enough preservatives to last that long? Enough stuff in them to make them last until eternity? Doesn't that make you want to not eat them?
Uh... no?

 

by CowTipper
2-08-04
I heard that the Janet Jackson fiasco at the half-time show is the most talked about event since the Y2K scare!
What about the war?
That's number two...
Oh.

 

by CowTipper
2-08-04
Hey! You're on stripcreator too? Wanna see my comics?
Sure, what's your username?
Cowtipper
Ok. *Reads* I don't get it.
My friends annoy me when they're right...
You have no appreciation for art.
Whatever...

 

by CowTipper
2-08-04
Hey Jenna, I actually made some stripcreator comics, wanna see them?
Ok cool.
*Points at the screen and laughs at all the stupid jokes* HAHAHA the squirrel is TALKING HAHAHAHAHA
CowTipper is reminded that her friends are morons...
I don't get it...

 

by CowTipper
2-09-04
Mr. President, what do you have to say about the new breakthrough concerning weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
Uh... Well there was some false intelligence and so I kinda thought that we should go to war and stuff so uh... yeah.
My bad.

 

by CowTipper
2-10-04
Please shut up...
Girls just wanna have fun... oh girls just wanna have fun... girls just wanna have fun... oh girls just wanna have fun... Girls just wanna have fun... oh girls just wanna have fun... girls just...
A few minutes later...
Now that song's stuck in my head... girls just wanna have fun... Lalala...
Are you singing "Girls just wanna have fun?"
Damn.

 

by CowTipper
2-10-04
Wanna see my comics?
I hate you.
Oh. Ok.

 

by CowTipper
2-13-04
Can I borrow your skirt?

 

by CowTipper
2-20-04
I'm coming to get you...
Who are you???
I know where you live... I'm will find you....
Oh my god.... I'm calling the police. *click*
Now if only I know how to read a map...

 

by CowTipper
3-03-04
Hey! That guy ranting about Bush on the internet is pretty funny.
Wow... he just said George W. Bush was the anti-christ.
Does that mean that Mel Gibson has to make a sequel?

 

by CowTipper
3-12-04
One of the great things about this house is the many storage rooms and closets, so it's especially good if you have a lot of stuff.
Excellent......

 

by CowTipper
3-13-04
Time to read my daily horoscope!
Cancer: You rely too much on placebos. Many things that you believe in are fake. It's time to re-assess what's real and what's not.
Today's didn't make any sense...

 

by CowTipper
3-17-04
I thought I'd be able to see my house from up here.
But I can't.
Damn.

 

by CowTipper
3-20-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
Rotor turbines?
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by CowTipper
4-06-04
Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Yeah, gimme a burger, fries and a shake. Oh, and supersize that.
Alright, anything else?
Oh yeah, and I'm gonna sue your company because your burgers made me fat.
Well sir, I'm not entirely sure that that's our fault --- Any food can make you fat if you eat to much of it.
Yeah, but this is the only place I eat, so it must be your fault.

 

by CowTipper
4-22-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Aw man...

 

by CowTipper
4-24-04
Yo wazzup?
Many things are up. Many things are down as well. Or is everything sideways? Is direction a human disability?
...
I'm a surrealist.
You are one tripped out chick.
:)

 

by CowTipper
4-27-04
1.
Do you have a telephone?
2.
Let's sing! Old MacDonald had a farm....
3.
Have you ever seen "The Simple Life"?

 

by CowTipper
5-07-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback* ... *End flashback*
You know what? Ask your father.

 

by CowTipper
5-10-04
I've been thinking for a while about my neighbor won't speak to me.
He's avoided me for over a year now.
He just moves to the other side of the street whenever I walk by.
Maybe he just doesn't like the way I smell... or is it my looks?
Maybe it's because this is the anniversary of the sixth time I've tried to kill him.
Talk about holding a grudge.

 

by CowTipper
5-16-04
I'm invited to my ex-boss's birthday party? What should I bring... maybe I just won't get him anything... what's he going to do about it?
Maybe I'll buy him the first season of The Apprentice on DVD...
Let him hear "You're Fired!" fifty times for a change.

 

by CowTipper
5-18-04
Wearing patterned ties in the work place can help you lose weight!
I heard that carrying five flowers everywhere you go can improve your skin!
EATING HEALTHILY AND EXCERSISING MODERATELY DAILY CAN IMPROVE YOUR OVERALL HEALTH!
What?

 

by CowTipper
5-22-04
Everyone can learn from children's shows!
Ahh! Get out of my house!
Maybe if you share your house, everyone will be happy!
Yeah, cool people share!
Awwww.
You're right. You hurting people is bad, but not as bad as me hurting people's feelings. I'm sorry.

 

by CowTipper
5-23-04
Leaving, on a jet plane,
don't know when i'll be back again

 

by CowTipper
6-03-04
Paw! Paw! Can I have the reins for the buggy?
As soon as you help me with this here thing. Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves! What'd you need the coach for?
Haha! Anyway, you know how you always tol' me I make a fine beef stew? Well I by the town radio at the sherriffs office....
And the man in the radio told me he makes the best beef stew this side of the rockies. I'm gonna go have a talk with this "Mr. Applebee"
You tell him son... and take my shotgun.

 

by CowTipper
6-03-04
Excuse me! ---
Hey!
I like your cat.
Well I never!

 

by CowTipper
6-03-04
Scuse' me miss, could ya 'splain where that light in that there window comes from?
Ummm........ magic?
Now that's just silly. Really, where's it from?
It's electricity... currents are carried through wires and power all sorts of electrical items.
WITCH!
Of all the crazy pick up lines...

 

by CowTipper
6-03-04
Look, I'm not a witch ok? Anyone can work electricity.
She's a witch.
I don't understand all these newfangled contraptions these days. Who'd have thunk that the "on" button looks like a "Q" with it's tail all funny....
Almost anyone can work electricity!
Witch.

 

by CowTipper
6-03-04
This guy is so strange.
I'm gonna act normal... can't be too suspectable.
Where's an outhouse?

 

by CowTipper
6-03-04
Haven't you ever heard of a toilet? You flush it and all the stuff in it goes away... it's like an outhouse.
My cousin always says to me "People's souls are in their dung"... you're tryin' to take my soul!
That's disgusting! Of course not! Where are you from?!?
I lived on ma Paw's farm my whole life.
You need someone to show you around the city... I'll go get some money and show you around.
Witch.

 

by CowTipper
6-09-04
Where're you takin' me?
It's a bank... I just need to get some money from this ATM machine.
That thing just gives you money? Back home we had to work for ourselves.... these newfangled machines you city people use!
You're allowed to do this... in fact your supposed to.
Ma Paw always had respect for his tractor. He respected it as an individual! I'm thinkin' the same applies to this money maker.
I've had enough of your stupid ideas! If you don't want my help, I'll just leave. Goodbye!

 

by CowTipper
6-09-04
Well, I got rid of that narsty witch, but now I ain't got no corn for tradin' and nobody to talk to. I should have never come to the city in the firs' place.
Hey kid, may I interest you in a purchase?
Well thank you very much Mr. Legitimate Buisseeness man, but I don't have anything for you.
Well, I do like that cap... I'll give you some of this, this and this if you'll give me that.
Well, I am mighty fond of my hat, but the smell from that there stuff 'minds me of home. I'll take it.

 

by CowTipper
6-09-04
Well that sure was nice of that man.... he done said I could meet lots of friendly folk with this here stuff. Now I just gotta find some folks.
'Scuse me sir, but could you tell me how to meet friends?
I gots the location and the connections bro, follow me.
Why thank you sir.
Fo' shizzle!

 

by CowTipper
6-17-04
trix or treax!!11!1111
silly rabbit, trix are for kids1111lmao!11

 

by CowTipper
6-22-04
Hey knkx.
Hey cowtipper.
hdb!
hdb!
hdb!

 

by CowTipper
8-13-04

 

by CowTipper
8-16-04
So you're saying that you dropped out of Fear Factor in the first round?
Well, it was very frightening. I would have had to jump from so high!
Why did you do Fear Factor if you're afraid of heights? You must have anticipated something like that.
I really wanted to earn some money and be famous, you know?
Try out for a show like Jeopardy then... just get some education and--
I'm scared.

 

by CowTipper
8-23-04
I love your new shirt with the money sign crossed out! That's cute. Where'd you get it?

 

by CowTipper
8-29-04
You know, I hate people who follow trends and stuff like that. It's really sad when you think about it.
Yeah, I know. People should be able to make their own decisions.
Exactly! I refuse to be affected by what everyone else thinks.
That's a great way of looking at things, I'm proud of you.
Thanks. Man, I can't wait for Converses to go out of style so I can wear them again.

 

by CowTipper
10-03-04
I need a diary.
I also need a life worth writing about.

 

by CowTipper
10-07-04
Welcome to Happy Burger. What would you like to eat?
Uh, a number three meal. No wait, a four....
Scratch that, howabout a two?
Actually, I've got a hunger for some of those chicken things?
On second thought...
Oh for christs sake, get in a routine drunk driving accident at the very least.

 

by CowTipper
11-30-04
At some point in my life, I want to go to an ebonics class, just to see what one would be like.
Yeah, but to take one of those you have to get into Berkley or something.
Berkley? Well forget that. I could just go downtown for that sort of thing.
I'm not sure that would be wise...
Sure it would be! It'd be like Pygmalion of the hood.

 

by CowTipper
11-30-04
Latin is my least favorite class.
I made it brown on my schedule, because brown is my least favorite color.
I like to think of it as my own mini revolt.

 

by CowTipper
12-22-04
Well, today I went to the store and bought some M&M's. The cashier gave me the wrong change though, so In holiday spirit I gave some back...
And I thought there was someone I knew there, but it turned out it wasn't who I thought it was.
There's five minutes of my life I'll never get back, thanks for the stupid story.
It took me all my imagination to pretend that you were interested in hearing that.

 

Are you there god? It's me, Cowtipper. Sorry I missed your son's birthday party. Amen.
by CowTipper, 12-27-04

 

by CowTipper
1-09-05
Why don't you help your brother with his movies?
No thanks mom... movies are his thing.
But it'd be fun... everyone at school knows he can act, but they rarely see you do anything theatre related. You could be just as good!
It'd be fun... you could be like John Cusack and uh... and uh... his sister.
Gee... thanks...

 

by CowTipper
1-26-05
Not only does Bush have a mandate of the people...
From the way he justifies his actions, you'd think he also had the mandate of heaven.
I mean seriously... who died (came back to life three days later) and left him the messiah?

 

by CowTipper
2-11-05
ROAD TRIP!
Ok! I said I would go on a road trip with you.
I guess I'll look up car rentals or something. How long is this going to take anyway? Were are we going to go?
ROAD TRIP!
....Canada it is then.

 

by CowTipper
2-11-05
This could be a pivotal moment in our lives my friends. Think about it! The wind on our faces, the freedom to arbitrarily make decision, be in charge our of lives!
You're right. This could be an amazing experience. Who knows what wonders we will encounter along the way or lessons we'll treasure someday?
Also, I have a sweet car.
ROAD TRIP!

 

by CowTipper
3-01-05
Is gullible a word?
Please, please tell me you're joking. Of course it's a word.
IT'S NOT FAIR! I just lost twenty freakin' bucks!
You really thought that gullible wasn't a word? That's the oldest trick in the book! It means "easily fooled."
I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, BUT EVERYONES ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT IT WASNT A WORD BECAUSE IT WASNT IN THE DICTIONARY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not laughing, really, I'm not....

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