Okay, I'm all packed and going to bed. USA, I'm heading your way.

See you at the airport, chicka, you'll recognise me easily, I'll be the cunt.

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Okay, I'm all packed and going to bed. USA, I'm heading your way.

See you at the airport, chicka, you'll recognise me easily, I'll be the cunt.

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So...what am I supposed to wear? I have like velvet and sequined formal wear and jeans and tshirts.

The attire is semi formal. Make your own idea of what that is based on your society. I honestly wouldn't wear jeans, but if you need to raid my closet I have some pretty awesome stuff in there that I don't have the legs for.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Also, my cat is either really lonely or in heat. Keep that in mind all people passing through my home.

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See, if this was the Victorian era through the 50's, I'd have an idea of what to wear. But this being an era devoid of class, I'm totally clueless. I could wear a skirt, but there's that whole velvet-sequined thing. I guess I could buy something. I've been meaning to get a new wardrobe anyway. Read: One that doesn't involve stuff to wear to Wal-Mart.

This is what I get for spending my life in the Eternal Laundry Day Ensemble. That, and designers don't know how to make clothing that fits female body parts anymore. No wonder all my clothes are from the men's department.

It's a shame Kajun didn't bring his kilt, you'd look good in it. But that would leave Kajun in his underpants and

a) That would make us all boak with disgust.
b) Boorite would get aggravated that another guy stole his gig.

I'm intending to wear black trousers and shirt and tie; if this is too formal I can take the tie off.

I fly in 15 hours, wish me luck.

Any last minute requests?

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If I was going to be there, I'd say bring some of that old jes_l elixir that frightens and excites me. Sadly, I won't be there but you all have standing invites to stop by and get drunk at my place.

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Well, I managed to get here, although I was brutally violated in Chicago.

Just a tip, Jesley, if they start interviewing you about your trip, don't say you're meeting someone you know from the internet. I was left having to hold up my jeans whilst I walked through the metal detector with no shoes, jacket or belt. This was all after the finger printing and retinal scanning.

I'm not even joking.

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And he still owes me for the parking tab.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

And he still owes me for the parking tab.

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[Click to view comic: 'Staying With Chicka, The Morning After']

Not much as far as goings on last night. We went out with Scyess and hung out at the casino bar. No penny slots for chicka :(. Came home and crashed out because I'm used to going to bed at 11pm or so. (We got home around 1:30 I left my Kajun time/Chicka time post it note so I can't tell you what time that is in Scotland). Today is a fun filled day of errands.

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So, when the twat are you other fucks showing up?

Boorite, arse your wanking shit over here, and bring your cunt.

lots of love
Kajun
xxx

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Chicka, you get my card yet?

We're coming, I swear. We have a late flight that won't arrive til after 10. We are flying from the middle of fucking nowhere. Okay, really flying from Denver, but we still have to get to Denver from the middle of fucking nowhere.

And I have an outfit. At the risk of diminishing boorite's manliness, he certainly knows how to dress a girl.

Learning how to dress a woman should be a prerequisite to learning how to undress one.

I <3 TEH SHOPING OMG

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What others say about boorite!

btw arriving stl 10:45 PM tonight from Denver on Frontier Airlines, should anyone want to "meet us at the airport," by which I mean assassinate us.

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correction: sitting on a plane w a bad engine. Getting moved to another plane. ETA st louis 12 midnite.

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Chicka and I went to the airport at 4pm to meet Jesley on his 5:18pm arrival. The flight got in early at 5:06pn but there was no Irishman on board. We stayed for an hour before we had to leave for the wedding rehearsal.

If anyone knows the whereabouts of the cunt, please let us know.

We are currently in Chicka's looking to be spending the night drinking and such, I doubt Chicka will be wanting to make another trip to the airport to pick anybody up, but by all means try and get your ass over here somehow.

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Denver airport is in the middle of fucking nowhere.

At least till the developers have their say.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hi guys,
Basically I've had a fuck of a time involving missed cnnectons, Canadian customs, lost baggage, lost address of chicka's house, lost phon numbers, etc. I'm in the Airport Holiday Inn (4505 Woodson Rd) call me in room 206 and leave a message on 314) 427-4700 or 1-8000-426-4700

Hope to hear from you soon, Jes.
PS AAAAAGH!

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Also if ANYONE reading this has chicka's number, cal her ad tell her tI'm here, or PM me it.

This i a matter of utmost urgeny people! I

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Panic over,I'm being kidnapped in 20 minutes. Huzzaaaaaah!

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Have fun!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This instills me with much confidence that my brother is ok.

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