I cannot, I am entering Panfar this week. *argh, trekkie quote*

On a side note, the wobble in mercury could actually be a sort of celestial mirage. It has been proven that any light subjected to quantum tunneling still contains the same information it did because it remains in the same state as it did when it entered. So when mercury wobbles it could possibly be entering a particularly high apex of the Sun's gravity well causing a significantly higher than normal amount of photonic quantum tunneling. This would cause enough light,(xrays,gamma, radio, etc) to appear ahead of the rest to cause a distortion in how mercury is perceived making it appear to wobble, when it could actually be transversing its normal orbit.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Maybe Mercury is drunk. I wobble when I am drunk.

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*slaps his forhead with his hand* It's always the simplest explanations that work best. =)

In that case, the Sun really is apollo in his chariot.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Where does he get the fireproof horses?

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The sun is a mass of incandescent gas,
A gigantic nuclear furnace,
Where hydrogen is turned into helium
At a temp'rature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hit, the sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it brings.

That's all the lyrics I can remember off the top of my head...

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Where does he get the fireproof horses?

Late night commercial by kaufman 10-03-01

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I've always had problems with quantum tunneling. Not the principle, just the understanding. One time I went to NASA's annual space propulsion conference and listened to everything to do with antimatter, nuclear, and solar sail propulsion with nary a blink of the eye. Then someone came on and started discussing quantum tunneling and I felt like Scooby Dooby Tobor. RAAAAR?

Anyone else think of the first Batman movie when they heard this?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Anyone else think of the first Batman movie when they heard this?

Nope. After reading the theory on quantum tunnelling , all i was capable of doing was dribbling out of the corner of my mouth.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

quote:

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The sun is hit, the sun is not

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You could have been nice enough to correct my typo before quoting... *sniff*

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Heh, sorry. I didn't really notice it.

Take that, all you fuckers who call me pedantic!

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