Just so you know, I see wedding receptions as a big party. Anything goes.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

But inviting people you met on an online forum instead is a much better idea.

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You haven't met my friends, have you?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I meant to add "especially my top" to this.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I meant to add "especially my top" to this.

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I'm going to need some time to weigh the pros and cons of this rveelation...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

When it comes to boobs, the pros always outweigh the cons.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'm having to weigh "Boobs" against "No sex for the next three weeks as my new wife makes me sleep on the couch". It's a tough decision.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Please, Kajun got his balls out at MY wedding.

He totally stole my thunder. I was just about to whip em out.

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Mediocrity at its most average.