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Cre8tive13 stripcreator donor
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So is it Capt 'ObLvious' as the headline statesor 'Obvious' as the punchline on these comics indicate? Either way....ZZz

4-08-07 1:17pm (new)

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Cre8tive13

For someone who hates my comics, you sure spending a lot of time looking at them! Is there some sort of "manlove" going on here? I'm straight, dude...

4-08-07 8:09pm (new)

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Cre8tive13

Wait a minute! First you say you enjoyed them. Now, you say they suck?

4-09-07 12:23pm (new)

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RCL no. 1488 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-24-07

So, you're what people would call a "tranny"?

Uh. Yeah.

Tranny what? "Trans-gender"? "Trans-species"?

Yes, and yes! But, don't forget that I'm also a "trans-vestite"...

No shit! Well, it looks like you hit the "trans-FECTA"! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA [ *snort* ]

*BUUUUURRRP*

4-24-07 10:32am (new)

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RCL no. 1683 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-20-07

Hey, Butch... What're you doing?

On my way AXE my mother, Captain Obvious...

The word is pronounced "ask", Butch.

Shut the fuck up, or I'll ASK you next!

As long as it doesn't involve math, I should be able to answer any question you have...

9-20-07 12:48pm (new)

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RCL no. 1698 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-05-07

And, this is the area where I work, nephew...

Cool, Uncle Captain Obvious!

There's some pretty important stuff in here which I must protect!

Stacks of PAPER?

Recycled paper!

I wanna grow up and be just like you, uncle.................................................NOT!!

10-05-07 6:20pm (new)

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RCL no. 1846 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-23-08

If, I'm going to be your permanent sidekick, Captain Obvious, I'm going to need a sidekick name...

Obviously!

A name that will strike fear in the hearts of all the evil-doers!

Hmm... How about "The Black Hole"?

!

What?

4-23-08 3:08pm (new)

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RCL no. 1871 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-19-08

If, you step any closer, Captain Obvious, I'll drive this nail all the way into my brain and kill myself!

Hammer away, fuckstick!

Whaaaaaaaat?Aren't you going to stop me?

Fuck no!

Gee, when did you stop caring?

The day they promoted me to Major Apathy!

6-19-08 11:49am (new)

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YOUR MOMMA'S SO DISLIKED THAT SHE HAS CONSTANT JOKES TOLD ABOUT HER TO YOU

by RedfeatheR, 8-06-07

6-21-08 7:39am (new)

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Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog
11-04-08

Hey, son... You're home!

No shit, dad! I just got back from voting seeing how it's national election day. Did you vote, dad?

No time to vote, son! I have much more important things to do with my time today...

What could be more important than helping to determine the direction our country heads in the next decade?

Well, for starters, I have to set up the TiVo to record every single episode of "Family Guy" that airs on 53 separate channels six nights a week...

Um...okay! That's a good reason, I guess... Say, dad. Please, please, PLEASE tell me I'm adopted! PLEEEEEEEEEEZ!!

11-04-08 3:43pm (new)

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RCL no. 1930 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-05-09

Wow! You're Captain Obvious!

Obviously! How'd you know?

Because, only you would wear an outfit like that!

I'll take that as a compliment!

I mean, only a FAGGOT like you would dress up in a faggotty-white leotard with a pansy-ass baby-blue cape and boots!

Again, I'll take that as a compliment!

1-05-09 1:09pm (new)

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RCL no. 1941 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-19-09

Y'know, Captain Obvious... Every time I think of how our new President is a black guy, I get so mad I want to fight!

Obviously! But... Um... You do know he's half WHITE, yes?

FUCK!!

Another crisis averted because my quick, um... Quick, um... Um... Ah, shit! What's the the word I'm thinking of..? Wit? Yes. That's it. WIT!

1-19-09 11:15pm (new)

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RCL no. 1979 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-20-09

Boy, it sure is WARM today, isn't it?

It's called radiation, dumbass!

Oh.

Say, Captain Obvious... How is it you're not affected by it? I mean, most people's skin melted off their bodies -just like mine did!

Well, I ate a ton of paint when I was a child. Maybe, the lead in it is giving me a protective shield from all this radiation...

That would also explain why you're so fucking STUPID!!

4-20-09 4:32pm (new)

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RCL no. 2042 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-15-09

Death? What are you doing here?

It's the end of the world, Captain Obvious! Haven't you noticed?

Nope! But, sometimes you have to drop a BOMB on my head for me to notice these things...

Your wish is my command!

HAHAHAHA-whaaaaaaaaaat?

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

9-15-09 11:31am (new)

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RCL no. 2058 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-03-09

Tell me, Mr. Pirate... Why do you wear an eye patch?

Well... I'm recovering from an injury I sustained last Tuesday at 2:33 PM in this very bathroom.

What happened?

I was in that stall over there, taking a dump, when I noticed a hole in the wall. Being curious, I bent over to look through it when someone poked me in my eye with his cock!

You say it hap-pened here? Last Tuesday? At 2:33 PM? Um, I think I owe you an apology!

Arrrrrrrgggghh!

10-03-09 7:39pm (new)

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RCL no. 2087 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-12-09

Hmmpf!

Are you upset with me, Ted?

Gee... Isn't it OBVIOUS?

Not really.

Well, let's recap... I haven't spoken to you for a week. I keyed your car yesterday. And, I text you this morning telling you I'm upset with you!

Quit beating around the bush, Ted... Are you upset with me or what?

11-12-09 9:36am (new)

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RCL no. 2118 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-06-10

Wow, Mini-Clango. That's one of the biggest shit-logs I've ever seen!

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

Were you planning on flushing the toilet?

I can't reach the handle.

1-06-10 7:25pm (new)

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RCL no. 2137 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-28-10

Hey, Officer Dave!

Oh, hi, Captain Obvious...

Everything safe and secure here?

Actually, there's been a big drop in percieved safety and security in last few seconds...

What has caused this big drop, Officer Dave?

Your arrival, Captain Obvious.

2-28-10 7:43pm (new)

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RCL no. 2174 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-06-10

Whatcha doing, little girl?

I'm reading the notice on this wall, Captain Obvious...

What's that?

It says the fedral minimum wage is-

I mean, what is "reading"?

Doofus!

5-06-10 10:06pm (new)

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CC428: The Continuing Adventures of Captain Oblivious by Hari_Nezumi
6-17-09

About 87% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

That is very interesting.

6-17-10 11:19am (new)

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RCL no. 2212 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-28-10

Okay, Captain Obvious... I've taken off all my clothes. Now what?

Bed over and brace yourself for the "interview" process.

You want me to do WHAT? What kind of interview is that?

Well, if you want to be my crime-fighting sidekick, I have to make sure we're a good "fit", if you know what I mean...

Yes, I do... And, I'm beginning to understand why you wear a symbol on your chest that resembles male genitalia.

6-28-10 10:36am (new)

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RCL no. 2225 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-02-10

What's your name, mister?

Sven Larsson.

You must be Scandinavian!

So, Captain Obvious, did you figure that out because I have a Swedish name and/or that I'm wearing a viking outfit?

No, because you're seven feet tall!

7-02-10 10:31am (new)

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Life without Mary and John 5 by cpausti
10-13-05

Without weed: Super Heroes couldn't fly.

AWAY!

Umm.. Why can't I fly?

Nooo!!! This gay guy can't fly!!

I'm not gay, I'm Superman!

Haha, good one.

7-06-10 5:25pm (new)

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Super Friends by mandingo
8-22-07

are you sure this is an evil headquarters, Ninja Tyrone? it looks like a regular house

are you sure this is their Weather Disrupter we're stealing? it looks like a plasma tv

okay, what's a Super Meteorologist doing working in a pawn shop?

7-09-10 12:03pm (new)

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RCL no. 2286 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-23-10

I put my arms behind my back so people will notice my chest!

And, I put my hands on my hips so people will notice my dick!

What?

7-23-10 11:18am (new)

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