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RCL no. 889 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-16-06

Meow?

ZZZZZZZZZZ-snort! What the FUCK?

Meow?

I'm trying to sleep, you stupid cat!

Meow?

GET THE FUCK OFF MY FACE, PUSSY!!

1-06-07 4:38am (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
1-08-07

I was up for a Rhodes Scholarship, a first for the felines!

But, based on a bullshit technicality about me being part Persian, and Homeland Security denying funding to any individual with potential terrorist-[*yawn* ] Sorry. It's been a full 24...

...minutes since my last nap, and I am [*YAWN* ] bushed! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

1-08-07 4:01pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
1-10-07

My owner thought he'd save a little money by going to a cheaper brand of cat food...

But, the food tasted so bad, it made me yack in the box his new Bruno Mali shoes were in!

[*squish, squish* ]What the FUCK??

I think he'll find that in the long run, he'll save money buying the more expensive brand!

YOU RUINED MY BRAND NEW $800 PAIR OF SHOES, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!

1-10-07 6:33pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
1-19-07

duh

Oh, whoa is me! Nobody loves me. Nobody pays me any attention- not even my stupid fucking cat...

?

Speaking of who... DINNER TIME!

WHOOSH!!

Oh, sure... NOW you pay me attention! AND, WILL YOU STOP DRY HUMPING MY LEG, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!

1-19-07 3:00pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
1-26-07

*pant*

My owner is babysitting the neighbor's dog... Just look at that dumbass!

*pant*

Y'know... If, I were in charge, I'd pass a law to have all dogs rounded up, castrated, put on the next shuttle, and then blasted in to outer space!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Or, not.

1-26-07 9:37pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
1-29-07

[*ring, ring* ]

duh

Hello? Oh, hey, honey... What's up? What do you mean why haven't I called you? I've been waiting for YOU to CALL me...

!

I know I'm the one who always calls first! That's my POINT! I ALWAYS HAVE TO CALL FIRST!! I WANT YOU TO START TAKING THE FUCKING...

Y'know... It's times like these when I'm actually THANKFUL I'm fixed so I don't have to deal with the opposite sex!

...INITIATIVE AND CALL ME FIRST!! NO, I'M NOT SEEING SOMEONE ELSE!! I SWEAR, YOU'RE A BIGGER PAIN IN THE ASS THAN MY FUCKING CAT!!

1-29-07 3:11pm (new)

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RCL no. 1410 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-02-07

May I help you?

Uh, yeah... Is Bill home?

Bill who?

The Bill that lives here, dumbass!

Oh, that Bill. Um, well... The thing is... He's gone fishing. Yeah, that's it. Fishing. Is there a message you want to leave him?

Yes. Tell him that- Hey! There's something really ODD going on here! Since when did Bill take up fishing?

2-06-07 12:44am (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
2-08-07

...and in Iraq today, 10,333 U.S. sold-iers died in an attack by Iranian sucide bombers. Bush then dropped an A-bomb on Teh-ran, killing millions!

Duh

China countered by declaring war on Taiwan, leading to Japan re-attacking Pearl Harbor , causing Russia to invade Belgium. This could lead to...

... the start of World War III! In other news... Anna Nicole Smith was found dead in her home today from an apparent overdose of Trimfast shakes.

Anna Nicole Smith is DEAD? Daaamn! What's the world coming to??

2-08-07 2:12pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
2-27-07

...and I say we welcome all the aliens coming into this country illegally with open arm- Hey! Who the hell are you?

I'm just a stray cat who snuck into your home unwanted... You don't mind if I stay, do you?

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOME, YOU FUCKING FURBACK!!

Um... Where was I? Oh, yeah... We need to open our hearts and minds to illegals, and...

[*gasp* ]

2-27-07 11:12am (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
3-19-07

I wish I knew some funny limericks... That would make you cunts laugh like a bag of dicks...

Then, I might be blessed, to win this contest... And, get a year supply of Meow Mix!

I wrote the previous while I was high on catnip and playing with what used be my balls... Sorry.

3-19-07 5:22pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
3-24-07

My owner thought it be cool to bring me to work today...

I guess he thought I'd be a "pussy magnet" for him...

Redundancy abounds!

3-26-07 5:43pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
3-26-07

"What the..?"

Duh.

"WHY DID YOU THROW UP ON MY BRAND NEW FAX MACHINE??"

I couldn't find his $500 Treo cell phone, so I had to improvise!

"IT'S RUINED! YOU JUST COST ME ANOTHER COUPLE OF HUNDRED BUCKS, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!! "

Hmmm... A couple more episodes like this should finally push him over the edge!

3-26-07 5:45pm (new)

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4-06-07 10:33am (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
4-20-07

[*buuuurrrrp* ] Good feed!

MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

What the..? I JUST FED YOU! JUST BECAUSE YOUR FOOD BOWL'S EMPTY, DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO IMMEDIATELY REFILL IT!!

MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

OKAY! OKAY! GIVE ME A MINUTE WHILE I PUT ON SOME UNDER-WEAR, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!

4-20-07 1:27pm (new)

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You should change your name to ekittycat.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

4-20-07 2:13pm (new)

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lol

4-21-07 7:15pm (new)

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RCL no. 1491 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-24-07

EEEEEEEEEEEK!

What's wrong?

IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS??

Yes. It's a token of appreciation for all that you do for me!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT THAT IN THE HOUSE! AAAAAAAAAAA!!

Somehow, I thought she'd react more favorably to my gift of a dead bird carcass...

4-24-07 6:04pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
4-25-07

Duh.

What the HELL..?

?

WHY IS THERE A BLOODY RAT CARCASS STREWN ACROSS MY BRAND NEW, $300 PILLOW SHAMMY? FUCKING H. CHRIST!

Huh. You'd think he'd be HAPPY that I'm actually doing work around here...

WHO SENT YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHY ARE YOU MAKING MY LIFE A LIVING HELL, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT?!

4-25-07 5:54pm (new)

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RCL no. 1511 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-01-07

...then I preceded to give her pussy a MAJOR donkey-humping!

Y'know... I really resent it when people call a woman's vagina a "pussy"!

I was talking about her CAT, dumbass!

Yeah, right...

I've got the $1000 vet bill to prove it!

Meee-OUCH!

5-01-07 1:39pm (new)

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RCL no. 1220 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-02-06

I can pilot my ship at the speed of light, and not spill my coffee!

Beat that!

I can lick my own nuts!

SHIT!

Ha, ha!

5-01-07 5:50pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
5-08-07

Here's a thought...

I don't know why they cal them "hairballs"...

Mine come out looking like "hair-sausages"!

What the..? I JUST STEP ON SOME HAIR-SAUSAGE-LOOKING THINGY! YECCCCCHHH!!

5-08-07 4:32pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
5-09-07

My owner banned me from using his computer to surf the web...

...'cuz he came home early and caught me down-loading kitty porn.

What's this..? [click, click, click ] A VIRUS??

Whoopsie!

AAAAAAAAAAA!!YOU JUST RUINED MY BRAND NEW $5000 COMPUTER, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!

5-09-07 3:37pm (new)

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RCL no. 1557 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-10-07

"What did you bring in for show-and-tell, Gabe?"

My cat.

And, I want everyone to know that having a cat as a pet does NOT make me gay...

No. The fact that you SUCK DICK makes you gay!

See what I have to put up with?

*HAAAACCKK*

5-10-07 12:53pm (new)

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RCL no. 1614 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-11-07

If cats acted like illegal aliens:

Did you take a shit on my new sofa?

Meow?

I love it how these guys pretend they don't understand what you're saying whenever they get in trouble...

Too bad you don't speak English, because I was going to ask you if you wanted me to buy you a lifetime supply of catnip from Petsmart.

FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO...

6-12-07 1:32pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
7-30-07

My owner's sister has a tattoo on her left breast...

Couldn't one call that a "tittoo"?

If so, then she also has a "armtoo", a "backtoo" and an "asstoo"...

7-30-07 3:12pm (new)

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