So where's yours?

:- )

*blows kisses* I needed that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I still say we should have a stripper's meet in Cleveland. This is primarily to:

a): Allow me to cadge drinks off of several people at once.

b): Avoid blowing money on air fare.

c): Argue about all of this shit in person where we can use iNfLeCtIoN.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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I live in Cleveland.

We used to be a huge industrial centre.

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I still say we should have a stripper's meet in Cleveland. This is primarily to:

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And I've learned that the absolute most unexpected things can become overused cliches... in record time.

I've learned that lots of perfectly virile, heterosexual men (*cough!*) fantasize about robot sodomy and can describe the "biscuit game" in gut-wrenching detail.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Addendum:

I learned about "the Biscuit Game"

Ewwww.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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and with two strippers in Columbus

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I just wanted to take a minute to address gabe:

It's okay, Gabe. You don't really owe me a drink. I'm not sitting here waiting for you to log on to ICQ or post something so that I can pounce on you and demand that you cough up for a round just because I'm back in Cleveland. I don't care, Gabe. Seriously. Come back and post something, Gabe.

Thank you

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I've learned that Attitudechicka is hot.

I've learned that Writhling sucks (I know, it's been posted, but I learned it too, dammit).

I've learned that Zero Wing references are always funny. ALWAYS.

I've learned that Aussies usually don't know who the hell Crocodile Dundee is, yet they do know who Steve Irwin is.

I've learned that spending 24 hours making comics really does become addictive.

I've learned that I am a demigod.

I've learned that I am pure love.

I've learned I'm just not funny.

Did I mention that I learned that Attitudechicka is hot?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I have a feeling you'd like this game, skagg.

had it for a while

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

w0rd y0.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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I've learned that Zero Wing references are always funny. ALWAYS.

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In the year 2001 AD, Comic was beginning.

How are you gentlemen!

It's you!!

All your comic are belong to us.

You have no chance to revive.

Make your strip.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

So where's yours?

:- )

*blows kisses* I needed that.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm going with yes.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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You have no chance to revive.

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I will change my name to kisses.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I will change my name to Drothar the Omniscient.

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What others say about boorite!

I will change my socks... someday...

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This is not my empire.

Careful with that hammer and chisel when you get ready to change them.

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I've learned that I am pure love.

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Does she have a dog names "kisses"?

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Only two strippers? Is there a big queue for lapdances?

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You haven't been paying attention in class. You must now write 100 times, "Aussies know who Paul Hogan (aka Crocodile Dundee) is, but very few know who Steve Irwin (aka Crocodile Hunter) is."

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