Spider-Man! by wenisinfurs 5-07-02

Spider-man! Spider-man! Does whatever a spider can.... Oh really? Let's see him eat a fly!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

I haven't read this thread before today. I have to say I'm pretty amazed by what wenisinfurs has posted here.

It's all crap for the most part -- why anyone would want to waste his time making re-cycled puns and equally re-cycled one-liners into comics is beyond me.

You DO realize that everyone already knows these jokes, don't you, wenis?? 'Cause we do. And you're wasting valuable registers on whatever hard drive these comics are stored on.

However, with all this crap, there are a few, while perhaps not the most original, are done in a way that're just really damned funny, like these:

Fighting with your brother by wenisinfurs 3-14-02

I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG! you're about to explode hee hee!

Sacrilege! by wenisinfurs 4-11-02

Do not walk behind me child, for I may not lead... and do not walk before me child, for I may not follow... I've got an idea, J.C. Why don't I just leave you the hell alone?

BEAR +WOODS = you do the math! by wenisinfurs 4-30-02

...Does a bear crap in the woods? no really, do they? cause I got to go!

(Okay, not comics like those; those are actually all of them. And I'm not sure about "Sacrilege!": it's too easy.)

So what I want to know is, is wenis someone who is funny sometimes but just churns out crap whether he has an idea or not for the sake of sheer volume? Or is it just stastically impossible to make that many comics without accidentally stumbling on a good one every now and then?

And is there a way to remotely make his computer burst into flames?

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"Old" is the old new.

I think "BEAR +WOODS = you do the math!" is hilarious, but I'm not sure I can recall another one I liked. As long as she (Wenisinfurs claims to be a she) is enjoying making comics, though, I think we should just leave her alone and let her make whatever comics she wants. She (or anyone) doesn't have to please those of who happen to prefer a certain kind of funny.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Certainly. But if s/he could refrain from shoving them in our faces all the time, leaving her alone might be that much easier.

Certainly. But if s/he could refrain from shoving them in our faces all the time, leaving her alone might be that much easier.

Well, most of them are here in this thread where they can easily be ignored.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Gee! Thanks kids!

For the record:(Not that it matters)

1. I am female. Don't believe everything DexX says.
All he really knows about me is I don't like him.
2. I do make the comics for my own amusement.
I keep making them and coming here cause aside
from the EXCLUSIVE CIRCLE JERK some oldbies
have going I do see something funny every day.
Usually not something from same said oldbies
who seem to bitch and whine all day. I like
this site cause I can make comics on it.

3. I feel as terribly original as many of the
other plagerists i've seen on this sight.

4. I do try to stick the ones I make that I
do like in the same thread instead of creating
enless threads. It seems the courteous thing
to do.
5. The ones I make in the FIGHTS section are
just for venting. I mean, aren't they?

so ignore me if you like but as the thread says,
YOU MUST LOVE ME...

hee hee!
;]

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Well, my last post was supposed (suPOST) to be to encourage you to make & post GOOD comics, but in the end the positive/negative ratio was similar to your ratio of good/bad comics.

Still keep up the good work.

You can cut out the bad work.

And I will keep searching for ways to make users' computers explode remotely.

And wirthling, your soapbox is well taken, but consider this:

As long as I (and I make no claims as to my gender) am enjoying making critical posts, though, I think y'all should just leave me alone and let me make whatever posts I want. I (or anyone) don't have to please those of who happen to prefer a certain kind of post.

Hehe. 8)

By the way, do we always have to use XML to be gently repremanding? This site just gets wierder and wierder...

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"Old" is the old new.

Well, I was thinking of making a Java applet that when run would reach out and squeeze your nose, but then I realized that I have no idea how to write Java code.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

And by the way, I wasn't really intending to come across as reprimanding. It's just that as a person who has often not fit in with the "crowd," I have sympathy for others who find themselves not fitting in. Not that anyone who doesn't fit in needs my sympathy, of course. Screw us and the Pink Donkey we rode in on! I think it was Mark Twain who once *sniff* um, who once said *sniff* *sniff* Does anyone smell smoke?

HOLY JIZBOT! MY PC JUST BURST INTO FLAMES!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The following comic is by someone who didn't feel he fit in. Someone who thought that the in-crowd was out of their minds and that the out-crowd was in too much trouble. Someone accepted by none but himself. This comic's name? George Washington.

I CAN WRITE FOR JERKCITY TOO by TEDA 5-12-01

SO I WAS TITFUCKING YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER LAST NIGHT I JUST SLIPPED IN BETWEEN THOSE DRIED DESSICATED SAGGY TITFLOPS AND POUNDED IT PURPLE PRICKED AND CANDIDLY IT WAS LIKE POUNDING TWO BAGS OF WORMS AND MICE FILLED PARTIALLY FILLED BAGS OF FLOUR WHO IS TELLING THIS STORY ME OR YOU SO SORRY PLEASE CONTINUE

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Holy shit ObiJo, this guy is gold!

lord skull, goth guidance counselor by TEDA 5-14-01

GREETINGS, MORTYL. PLEASE TELL ME THE DARK DELIGHTS WHICH TANTALIZE THE EMPTY MOURNFUL VOID WITHIN. ALSO IF YOU PLAN ON PURSUING A FOOLISH XTIAN JUNIOR COLLEGE EDUCATION AFTER GRADUATION Well, I like math, and- YOU ARE A FOOL,YOUR PITIFUL SHEEPLIKE SHACKLES KEEP YOU MIRED IN THE CONSERVATIVE WASTE THAT KEEP YOU FOOLS IN THIS DREADFUL MATRIX WHICH TEACHES THE SCHOOL TO MOCK ME. IT IS COLUMBINE AGAIN, CHYLDE Oh. FEEL FREE TO TAKE A JOLLY RANCHER FROM MY GARGOYLE CANDY DISH IF THIS PLEASES YOUR INNER DAEMOIYN DARKNESS Would I be considered a poser if I kept my options open and went to the PLUR Fair?

why your sister wont let me sleep over by TEDA 5-14-01

AH! GGGHH ACH! OH NUTS ON A JESUS CHIN YOUR SICK FUCK FUCKHOLE GAAHH GLGLBBPP COME ON YANK MY NUTS YOU WALKING SKINHOLE OH HATE THE COCK HATE IT SO GOOOOD FFFFUUUUCKKK SHIT SHIT GGGG OH YOU WORTHLESS COOZE IM GONNA CREAM ON YOUR WORTHLESS FUCKING PILLOW UH! UHHH! UHHH HOPE YOU LIKE ASPARAGUS YOU C-C-C-CUUUUUNT...AH...oh...oh yeah gonnapunchyouwithmycumfist Did I wake you?

what women want,first draft by TEDA 5-14-01

Okay, so we got one scene left to go here which is the big finish and I'll be doing the sensitive camera work and this shot can only be done once so LOOK ALIVE PEOPLE whats my motivation Okay, in this scene Russ here is going to bind and gag you with barbed wire, cut off your tits and wear them as earmuffs, then pound your gee bloody with a piece of broken glass. Ready? O-kay! i get to put this on my resume right CHOP CHOP STAB HACK SLICE HEMMORAGE UNF SQUIP SQUIP BLCHH does my hair look right in this shot

no derivative mysogynist content here, move on by TEDA 5-14-01

HEY, WHAT KIND OF DANCE TO ROBOTS DO? MY GUESS WOULD BE THE HUMAN WAVE! 10 HA HA HA HA HA 20 GOTO 10 OH, MY FERRO-TUNGSTEN ALLOY POLYCARBONATE MESH ARMORED SIDES. HA? C:\\WINDOWS\MEDIA\POLITELAUGHTER.WAV

and so on, and so on...

My favourites list has just gained another recruit.

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Dad was flammable

I had forgotten about TEDA. I think I added a link to TEDA's comics in my profile (this was before we had a designated "favorites" thingie) after he made this comic:

Garrison Keeler's little known blue act by TEDA 5-13-01

"Slit my cunt from t`aint to lips" that whore begged, and that young boy, the young lad with the tender smile,he took that nickel pocket knife his father gave to him and spread that hole like Moses... *gasp* and like his mother taught him,he slid that old tired whore onto a stick sharpened at both ends as he was told,and in front of God and everyone in that house of ill repute he came in her organs And that boy with the soft easy smile, string of beaded flaxen semen trailing from cockhead to spilled cooling small intestines on the paneled floor, he grew up to be none other than...Tom Hanks. WOW.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That strip was the best. See! and that is why I keep on going...
;]

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Peter, Paul, and MC HAMMER! by wenisinfurs 5-21-02

if I had a hammer... you know, if I had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the evening. all over this land... And what would you do for a hammer and five bucks? Sucker! Hee hee!

such a cute stick figure guy! ;]

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Them's eatin words! by wenisinfurs 6-05-02

The fights forum sure has been quiet lately That's because everyone has been caught up in a global feeling of love for their fellow man and woman unleashed in silent brilliant meditation. are you nuts? I suppose my ideas are a bit insane... No, I asked if you were nuts. I'm hungry.

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Fascist Landlord by wenisinfurs 6-21-02

Two months ago! I'm not going to accept your rent late again! Last Month! I'm not going to accept your rent late again! Today! I'm not going to accept your rent late again! Doesn't she sense a pattern?

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A SUBWAY commercial in FRANCE (possibly called THE TUNNEL). by wenisinfurs 6-28-02

Bonjour Gerrard! Bonjour Wenis! Pourquoi ne mangez-vous pas le de'jeuner? Je me suis juste re'veille. Oh no! Gerrard! Il est alle' outre du regime!

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How did the dinosaurs become extinct? by wenisinfurs 7-19-02

There's nothing that gets me going in the morning like a good cup of joe! I feel the same way about my smokes!

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Oh dear... SC.com just got another coldsore...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

tither! :}

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Heard in a bar ~ Came from a movie: Can you name it? by wenisinfurs 7-22-02

Drinking means resistance!

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I must love you for your flame comics. Bring on some more of them, please.

Seriously.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka