RCL no. 6745 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-11-19

I know you're busy, Ted... ...but I need the latest sales figures for our new and improved, bio-degradable Fleshlight® with the retractable anus prober. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Betwwen this narcoleptic jaggoff and Chen getting his ass kicked all the time, it's a wonder we get any work done around here at all!

RCL no. 6871 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-11-19

Hey, Ted... Your standing in the middle of a busy highway and you're fast asleep. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ You hear me, Ted? Middle of a busy highwy? Fast Asleep? Could be dangerous? WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!! ZZZZZZZ-**snort* What the..? Why did you wake me, Lizzy? I was in the middle of a great fucking dream! The one where you're have sex with Gal Gadot and a young Salma Hayek? Yeah, but this time we're fucking while filming one of those funny GEICO commercials!

RCL no. 6876 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-22-19

Ted..? Whya are you here at my home? Bill, I came here to tell you in person to tell you you're fi... ZZZZZZ- you're fi... ZZZZZZZZ-you're... ...fi-ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Are you saying I'm fine? Thanks, but you could have waited until I arrived at the dealership. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

RCL no. 6974 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-14-19

All Vicky could do is look in horror at the bloody remains of her cat after it got mauled to death by the Mexican neighbors' pit bull... ZZZZZZZZZZZZ And, Lunesta®Ted®? ZZZZZZZZZZZZ All he could do is stand there, fast asleep in yet another one of his Lunesta® sleep benders! ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

RCL no. 7291 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-19-21

Meanwhile, back at Lunesta® Ted®'s empty house... Dad... Why did mom move out and take all the furniture? Dad..? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Did it have anything to do with you sleeping all the time while mom was sleeping with the the members of Local 59, including the women? ZZZZZZ - *snort* Did you say something, you little twat?

RCL no. 7325 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-27-21

I little help, Ted! *gasp* Ted..? *gasp* ZZZZZZZZZZ DAMN YOU, LUNESTA®!!! *GASP* ZZZZZZZZZZ

RCL no. 7566 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-01-22

Meanwhile, back at the Lunesta® Ted® home... Let's see... Let's see... Oh, here it is! A one-year subscription to Staff Accountant Weekly is $39.95. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ You're right. Too boring! How does Tight Asian Sphincters Monthly grab you?

RCL no. 7378 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-22

I think edoggy is WAY funnier than RCLG! Groovy! What? Wups! Am I to- ZZZZZZZZZZZ Damn you, Lunesta®!

RCL no. 7836 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-30-24

My life's ambition was never to be a lowly janitor, but the hours work for me and the pay is better than expected. It did take me years to build up enough tolerance to not pass out from the cleaning supply fumes, Ted. Ted? zzzzzzzzzzzzz