Wow... boorite's a Twinkie!

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How dare you accuse me of being a snack cake! I am in fact a tub of fake butter topping intended for use on cinema popcorn.

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What others say about boorite!

Kids come running for the great taste of Boorite.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Just what the hell is this supposed to mean?

No, but it wasn't for my grandfather. He favored the south in the Civil War and wanted Texas to secede. My direct ancestors along my paternal grandparents' lines were on the Confederate side during the Civil War.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

I'm just wondering, since DH-01 is our token black-man, do we have anyone of the homosexual persuation in the forums? Come on, someone admit to being a lesbian......please?

I just think that if there is someone who "swings that way" then now is the time to "come out".

and, NO! before anyone says it, I'm not, okay?

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Dad was flammable

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Come on, someone admit to being a lesbian......please?
I just think that if there is someone who "swings that way" then now is the time to "come out".

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i'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

I'm a rootin'-tootin', high-falootin', gun-shootin', rubber-bootin', Boy Scout Salutin' son of a gun! Please love me.

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Most men fantasize about two women having sex
with them

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Okay. True two-women-at-once story. Not the made up one this time.

It was in college in the late 70s smack in the middle of the sweet smoke that hovered over the great plains of America in those daze. Some acid hit campus but I was feeling punk so I let it go. Wondering around a bar as high as a kite that night a friend hit me up for some fun back at the dorm. I agreed. But she was all buZZ-Snerk! LAP ALPP and snatching at dust over my head. She vibrated.

Another friend came in - a girl she had often slept with before. They were both tripping. Their pupils bobbed and weaved over me like black moons shining in the night. They were on a wave together and I was on another beach entirely.

They used me for a mattress for a while as they had MUCH fun together. But I didn't know how to... er... insert myself back into the conversation. The girl I started with was bi, but the other girl was only there for the girl.

Eventually, I gave them each a kiss on the forehead (that I'm not sure they noticed) and I slipped away.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah, I did the two girl thing once. I was extremely proud of myself, even though it was nowhere near as much fun as it sounds. I'll tell the story if anyone says they have the stomach for it.

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With all that hair the two girls might just have mistaken Spankling for a throw rug.

Any of you ladies out there try sex with two men? It's twice the fun!

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Okay you're finished, now go out and tell the next in line to come in.

Believe me....

Your fantasies about group sex are a lot more attractive than all of those nipples, guts and asses spread out all over the Berber will ever be.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

bunnerabb:
Has a filthy mind, to the propensity of Marmoset intercourse
and oral sex with dead racoons. And all the while, claiming
he's hung like a bull field mouse! However, he is probably
worth over 2 million now, plus the fact that, god luv 'im, he
noticed how my eyes spakle! *giggle* *blush*

And who would know better about group sex ???

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

necrophillia bestality fetish.

You will burn.

Lies, lies. All lies.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

As to the subject of 2 men and 1 woman: The fantasy is much better.

"When I said I wanted two men at the same time, I really meant one in the kitchen cooking and the other cleaning house."

Takes on a whole new meaning. ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Them's fightin' words in this forum, missy!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Yeah I'm sure none of these men cook or clean. ;)But they can type like nobody's business!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

necrophillia bestality fetish.
You will burn.

Just to set the record straight, bunnerabb does not
(to the best of my knowledge) HAVE sex with animals,
dead or alive, it's what he THINKS about at times...

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M- is for Marmoset Fucker.
Todays episode of Lowpass Street is brought to you by the letter "M".

W is for:
Was that your wide, honky, undressed ass I saw blowing a dead racoon in the middle of Rte. 2 last night? Mmmmmmmmm Could be, doc!.

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I don't know... I do know that bunner can cook.
He's a damn good chef, several years ago he
made the best steak I've ever tasted in my life!
He has terrific senses of smell and taste, and
although I pride myself on culinary abilities, he
knows far better than I what spices to use, etc.

Just a note, I can think of far better things to
hope that men would do for me than to cook or clean... ; )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Some advice a friend once gave me:

Marry a good cook. The sex will fade, but you'll always get hungry.

Of course, good sex and good food is an even better combination, but...

Incidentally, I am one of those rare men who can cook, though I don't do it often enough. My specialty is my satay sauce/marinade. Haven't done a satay in ages, actually... must do another soon...

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On the group sex topic, I have never done it (in any permutation of genders) but I have thought for a long time that two couples would be the most comfortable and least stressful. Less danger of anyone feeling left out. :)

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There is that. Of course, the risk then is that one person will be left out, and then how will they feel?

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