I am serious about going. All of my weekends are free, or can be freed easily. I will be driving, as well, so I can help provide transportation...and if you're somewhere in between the BAWA area and Atlanta, you could hitch a ride with me, if needed. I'm toying with the idea of getting a hotel room and just spending the weekend up there, since I haven't had a real vacation in quite a while. Of course, it'll just be another place to trash and graffiti with the various Tobor and 'wirthling sucks' one liners...although I will wait until I actually meet wirthling before passing that judgment upon him.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

April 12 - 14 is starting to look bad for me. I'd probably be able to get away for a few hours, but I couldn't put anyone up for the weekend.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

This is getting complicated. How bout if I just send my minions out to abduct all of you and dump you on some island in the middle of nowhere?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Nah, I wasn't going to order any tickets until things were pretty firmly set in stone.

The only bad weekend for me right now is April 28th. Actually it's a good weekend (engagement anniversary -- we're going to splurge at Mesa Grill in NYC).

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

DexX clued me in to a place y'all could meet:

J/OE (Jack Off Enthusiasts of Washington and Baltimore)
1718 1/2 Florida Avenue NW
(Corner of California St, Champlain St and Florida Ave)
Washington DC 20009
Telephone (202) 452 5906
The J/OE have their own premises, and meet twice a week
Entry Times :
Thursdays 7:30-8pm
Sundays 3:30-4pm
Entry: $7

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Thanks for crediting me with that, pita... *rolls eyes*

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If you say Dexx sent you they give you a discount.

No, really, you're welcome...

It's in the Kajun vs. Bazilla thread, one of the
pages at that wierd sex site of yours:

http://www.home.aone.net.au/melbournewankers/home.html

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Yes, I remember. *grin*

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March 8 - 10 ..... out (evil_d)
March 15 - 17 ..... out (kaufman)
March 22 - 24 ..... out (boorite)
March 29 - 31 ..... out (boorite)
April 5 - 7 ..... open?
April 12 - 14 ..... open?
April 19 - 21 ..... out (kaufman)
April 26 - 28 ..... out (evil_d)

This is how it looks to me... did I miss anything? Unfortunately, since bunner's not available after the end of March, someone's probably going to miss out no matter what. Let's get a date nailed down so we can at least minimize the casualties.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

At this time both of those weekends are open for me. Subject to change. All rights reserved.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Best for me would be either of the open fridays, if we meet early (say 4 or 5), have some beers, shoot a few games of pool, and let me break early, say 7:30ish (wuss).

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What others say about boorite!

I can't make it in April. Act like you're bummed out.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I hate to give up on this, but coordination is hurting my head. I talked to boorite and he said he wouldn't be too put out if we met on the 22nd or thereabouts.

I can't put off my visiting any longer, so I'm going pretty soon. I'm planning on trying to swing through the DC area and say hi to boorite on Thursday the 21st. If people are still up for a meeting, I can stick around for a day or two, otherwise I might just head home.

What do people think?

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Just let me know soon whether it'll definitely be Thursday or Friday so I can ask for the day off.

By the way, if you want to crash at my place, any day is fine. I have an unemployed housemate who could probably be there to let you in (and to make sure you don't pee in my shoes) if you arrived while I was at work.

This goes for anyone else who may be traveling in from out of town as well...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Actually, I can't be there Thursday 3/21. I'll be taking the EMT National Registry test (lets me practice in any state) that night.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Practice? I thought you could do it for real now.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I can still work with any days except the ones marked with my name on that little chart up there. It would suck if boorite couldn't come, but it does look like someone's going to have to miss out no matter what. I'm also willing to be that someone if that's what works best for everyone else.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

It looks like Friday 3/22 will be the day. (If anyone is coming in for the weekend, we can still do stuff Saturday and/or Sunday, but I think Gabe'll be gone by then. Unless, of course, we tie him up and throw him in the trunk of my car Friday night.)

We'll have to corner boorite for another Maryland get-together at some later point.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Friday 3/22 is lousy for me, both day and night. However, straggling together on Saturday is a definite possibility.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

OK, I'll get some rope and a chloroform-soaked rag ready for Friday night...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I don't need to be home until Sunday night. Thought the whole tied up in the trunk thing does sound pretty fun. As long as I've got a place to sleep I'm cool for the weekend. I wouldn't pass up the chance to have dinner with kaufman and watch him bring the waitress to tears with bad puns.

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I'm thinking the waitresses usually just stare blankly at him.

That's usually what happens when a waiter or waitress asks my father-in-law if they're finished and he responds, "No, but my wife's Danish!"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

We'll have to go to one of those Mensa diners.

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So whether anyone out of the general area is showing up or not, I'm planning on being in the DC/Baltimore area from the evening of the 21st to early on the 24th, or whenever wirthling evicts me, whichever is sooner.

Boorite and I are going to get together on Thursday evening, and after that we're gonna play it by ear. Wirthling's gonna take Friday off, so we'll probably find something cool to do then or Saturday. Maybe we'll just spend the time cruising in the wirth-mobile. We could trick it out with neon license plate holders, fuzzy dice and glass pack mufflers. That'd be dope.

Since kaufman's busy Friday, we'll probably have Saturday as the actual meet sort of thing. With luck that'll be kaufman, evil_d wirthling and myself. If you're available and have the means to get there, do so. It'll be fun. We hope.

Anyone who's coming and wants a way to keep in touch drop me an email and I'll give you my cell phone number.

I'm going to be leaving Cleveland this Friday (3/15)... Shit. The ides of March. I'll probably bite it in the car on the way down.

Anyhoo, I'm leaving on Friday for North Carolina and won't be online much, if at all. If any discussion needs to be done, let's get it done soon.

G

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