My only regret is that evil_d beat me to this remark.

Yeah... maybe a court case in SCOTLAND -- like that means anything.

ANYWAY, I feel obliged to say something here, even though I probably shouldn't, since I can't compete with a flaming idiot who reads and posts on these boards 40 times a day.

The mere fact that only 3 comics even made fun of the Scottish seems to have escaped you, choosing only to focus on the title. By the way, about your little schpiel about thinking the comics were okay except for the title: MY ASS. Stop making excuses for being such a politically correct hypersensitive wanker. It's overly reactionary people like you who help make "racism" possible.

Or maybe not overreacting, since you completely ignored my entire "Fuck the French" series, you egocentric bastard. I guess "racism" is only wrong when it affects you personally.

Speaking of which, let's look at some of your own comics, Mr_Hi-pocrictical:

. by Mr_Hi 7-09-02

nyehehehe pokemon! gotta catch em all

Don't think I don't understand that the Pokemon reference and the inclusion of that very obviously non-Asian "asiangirl2" is a blantant racial slur against the Japanese!

.. by Mr_Hi 7-09-02

zap! i made my television disappear under da sea

You can't make any excuses for this kind of portrayal of Semi-Aquatic African-Canadians!

... by Mr_Hi 7-09-02

do a little dance

And how can you live with yourself, propogating the stereotype of spherical affinities of Canine Americans!

.... by Mr_Hi 7-09-02

and the devil and thuperjudith will fight the big battle! i can see your willy

You must be one sick fuck to heap this kind of public slander Demonic, Undead, Superhumanly-Enhanced, and Vertically Gifted Leporine Canadians. I won't even mention your incessant offenses against people who can spell.

Okay, that's the last I'll say about this; I feel I've given your opinion all of the seriousness and more of the attention it deserves!

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Fuck you. Fucking bigotted Yankee Nazi.

Hey! I take offense at the use of the word Yankee!

Why are you even trying to argue or "debate" with this guy? Just say what needs to be said.

[size=5][b]GO AWAY, LEAVE THIS WEBSITE!

YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE![/b][/size]

Trust me, there's a LOT worse on this website. Browse around, check out any comic with Jesus in it, or the Priest and the Kid (Unless you are Catholic, as I suspect you might be, in which case just take my word for it and leave), you'll find that we very rarely make comics without making fun of someone, wether they are a minority or just American.

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U R al rasists!!111

Im back in Glasgow a week on Friday for the weekend , and i plan on hunting you down and kicking the shit out of you for not Showing up at my going away drinking session.

Of course , ill have to find Kajun and kick the shit out of him as well , but ill just follow the smoke trails there.

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Not that I don't mind that you make fun of the Scottish, I mean every race makes fun of another one but what I've heard from some ppl here is small minded, retarded, stereotypical racism. We don't wear Kilts unless it's a special occasion, we drink as much or as little as any other country and we are aware of good hygiene. In all likeliness, none of you would be on the internet if it were not for the Scots (we invented TV and the telephone)

Oh, and Scotland is made up of many different races, The Scots from Ireland, The picts from East Scotland, The norse from Norway (I think) The angles from south (who came from England)

*yawn*

Facts are much less entertaining than ignorant stereotypes, you blue-legged, skirt-wearing, stomache-eating git.

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As i said, I don't mind making fun of races if it's all in good humour but pure racism through stereotyping only shows that you are an inept feeble minded fool who can only take his aggressions out on a innocent scapegoat.

There is a joke in there... but I simply can't be arsed to make it.

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Relax, mate. Recognise a joke when you see one. :)

It's funny... All the Scots I have ever met have been almost impervious to insults. They tend to be really thick-skinned buggers who take great joy in dishing out well-meaning insults and getting them in return. Then suddenly we get two uptight Scots in quick succession...

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You haven't met many Scottish ppl then have u. Did you know that the majority of the world believe that Scotland is a third world country with no economy of it's own. Or that many still believe we run around the Highlands in Kilts with facepaint on screamin our ass off?

It's this kind of bullshit that pisses us off and I can't stand fools who use false crap as insults.

Or has Mr_Hi returned?

Maybe we should add something to the FAQ to the effect of "No, we don't really hate each other. It's all in good fun." But, of course, that won't stop the next hypersensitive, blue-legged, skirt-wearing, stomache-eating git from posting the same inane knee-jerk accusations, will it?

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My goodness... you really need to relax.

I already went through all this for Mr_Hi, but here it is again...

Scotland's national dress for men includes what the rest of the English-speaking Western World would call a skirt. Everybody with more than two brain cells to rub together knows that Scots, if they wear kilts at all, only do so for special occasions.

Even so, it's distinctive and unusual, and amusing to poke fun at.

Being an Australian, I seem to spend half my time fucking sheep and the other half fucking kangaroos, according to what I read online. I know it isn't actually true, and everybody who says it also knows that it isn't true.

Still, everyone knows that Australia has a lot of both animals, so it's amusing to poke fun at.

There's a big difference between genuine hateful racism and well-meaning humour based on obviously exaggerated or fictional racial stereotypes. Learn to tell the difference, or be prepared to die bickering, with a stomach ulcer the size of an apricot.

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You're all Earthling scum.

Oh, shut up and get back to your anal-probing.

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Oh, shut up and get back to your anal-probing.

On behalf of my fellow alien-americans, I want to protest how my brethren are depicted on this website. We are not always anally probing humans and mutilating cows or anally probing cows and mutilating humans. That is just a small part of what we do. We have a rich and diverse cultural heritage. One of our own is even a huge pop music star. Thankfully, he is taking the music industry to task for their racism against our kind. Godspeed, "Michael"!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It doesn't matter what country you are from, it's who you are personally that matters, and you sir, are a fucking moron. I'm not being racist, it's nothing to do with the fact that you're a blue-faced sheep-shagging stomache-eating alchoholic fuck, it's the fact that you are so proud of your nationality that you can't even hear a joke without being offended.

The fact that the Scots are well known for their patriotism just means that you ARE a stereotype,

ass.

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First things first. I know that most of the things are said ARE in good humour but most ppl take it way to far

second; I'm anti-patriotism, I just don't like being characterised because of my place of birth

Oh, fair call. Okay everybody! No more strips making fun of tobias_ssj nationality, okay? Sure, I know that nobody has actually made any such strips, but I don't want any of you to do so in the future, either. Got it?

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Perhaps the problem with tobias taking offense to the comix is not in the comix themselves... but perhaps in tobias?

You, tobias, seem to be an overly sensitive person. If the material of this website offends you to such a degree, perhaps you shouldn't visit the website. This is not a "Shut up and die, newbie" - style post, merely a friendly piece of advice from someone who follows said advice. (Kevin Costner offends me horribly -- which is why I don't watch his movies.)

The people at this website, be they racist, or a pack of rabid dingo-rapers who just don't know any better (no offense, DexX ;) ), are not likely to be swayed by, forgive the bluntness of the term, whining. They will continue to post their offensive material, and you will continue to be offended, unless you either develop the sense of humour required to appreciate that material, or you simply cease to put yourself in the position to view the material.

The choice, ultimately is yours. You can either join in, leave, or fight needlessly. (And fruitlessly.)

Have a nice day.

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