It's an easy joke. And I'm a very, very lazy man.

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it is my strong belief no series may end with a Tobor joke so...

Serial Comic 7.pi - Escape From The Planet Of The NRA by Smarmulus 8-28-02

However, when Charlton Heston destroyed the Earth he did not know two Earth inhabitants survived... Look out there. It looks as if the a green insignificant planet is about to explode. That's OUR green insignificant planet, and no you may not have a cigarette! By diverting their ship thru a temporal flux they travelled far back to a prehistorical era.. Man, I think I'm trippin'. I thought this was a tobacco cigarette! What kind of savage upside down world was this... And that's why I ordered a nuclear strike on Iraq this morning. IT'S A MADHOUSE... A MADHOUSE... GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

The words "beating", "dead-horse" and "stick" come to mind.

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Dad was flammable

So you don't want me to post my comic about the Starbucks at the End of the Universe where the skeleton guy asks for a mohca? Fine.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm trying to think up a funny way to insert a Battlestar Galactica reference...

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Serial comic 7.something: Battlepun Galactica by DexX 9-02-02

...okay then, could I have a vanilla caramel soy macchiatto with sugar-free marshmallows on top? FREEZE, EARTHLING!!! *vwoom vwoom* YOU ARE A PRISONER OF THE CYLON EMPIRE!!! *vwoom vwoom* Ack! Cylons! What will I- Phew! Thank God for Starbucks! *fzzzt!* THE CYLON EMPIRE DOES NOT LIKE PUNS!! *fizzle*

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Serial Comic 7.random number - While the Lord's away... by Shadow_Artist 9-02-02

Meanwhile, up in Heaven... Thanks for the game of hide-and-seek, Satan! It was great fun, and to think you almost didn't find m... Okay Satan. Where's the Earth?

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)