CC145 I by BeNN_MaKK 10-07-02

As we all know the cure for cancer is hidden in the tallest tree atop the tallest mountain across the deepest valley and the hotest desert. Yes yes hurry up with the backstory. And all of the money donated for finding the cure has gone into the development of a robot that can withstand the elements and make it back with the elusive cure. Dinner. And I let my son name him Clango. C:\>_

CC145 II by BeNN_MaKK 10-07-02

The hottest desert (TRANSVERSING!!) To_pass_the_gorgon_of_the desert you must answer this riddle: What has 500 legs and a segmented body and venomous mandibles? Lamen or scientific designations accepted. Breast cancer. (FWOOM) AIIEEE!!

CC145 III by BeNN_MaKK 10-07-02

The deepest valley (MOSEYING!!) I am the gorgon of the deepest valley. To pass you must guess what is in this box using only twenty yes or no questions. Is it a sweater? Nope! That's one...

CC145 IV by BeNN_MaKK 10-07-02

..No it's not a coffee maker either! That's 19 questions! You have one more left! Is it a laser-proof vest? Nope! (LASERS FROM EYES!!) (SIZZLE!) AIIEEE!!

CC145 V by BeNN_MaKK 10-07-02

The highest mountain (CLIMBING!!) CLANGO! I AM THE LORD! YOU CANNOT FIND THE CURE FOR BREAST CANCER UNTIL YOU ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR HEART! (QUESTIONING PERSONAL BELIEFS!!) Goddamn just say yes and I'll let you by

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FABULOUS TREASURE

Actually, that series was good.

Just like M Night Shamaylan. You just had to fuck it all up with the ending...

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

CC145 - Breast of Both Worlds by kramer_vs_kramer 10-07-02

Hey, babe. How did the operation go? Oh, it was terrible. The cancer had spread, so the doctor had to remove both my breasts. Really? And, eh, what do you suppose they did with them afterwards? What? I don't know. They probably threw them out or something. Okay sir, and can you explain again exactly why you were looking through the biological waste disposal unit?

Actually, I liked the ending, too. I've been digging most of Benn_Makk's stuff, I just wish he'd drop the annoying persona. I get the impression he wishes he could, too.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Maybe my true form is so beautiful that to look upon it is to go mad.

But I guess that thought never crossed your mind did it? Please be more responsible.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

In that case, it seems you've been spending too much time looking in the mirror.

CC145: One Step Beyond by bonwag 10-07-02

Man. I feel groggy. Where are we? Boob Hell. Boob Hell? How did we get here? Double mastectomy. She felt a lump. ... my car keys? That would have been useful to know.

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exit, pursued by a bear

CC 145: Crossing Over by bonwag 10-07-02

John Edwards Yeah. That's right. She found a lump. Because that's what's coming through from the other side. She found lots of lumps. And a darkness in her chest area. Ayup. Chest darkness and lots of lumps. And there's a B and a C here. That's coming through strongly. She had a long battle with this before she went over. She's asking me to acknowledge her death due to Killer Wasps. Could be Killer Bees. The C might be a K. Or a K sound. What is this? I give up.

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exit, pursued by a bear

50s Film Strip by kaufman 10-07-02

Hi boys and girls, we're Tommy and Tammy Tumor, and we're here to tell you the story of breast cancer. We may have been born when your mommy was talking on the cell phone too much, or when she sat out in the sun too long, or when she failed to laugh at boorite's comics. Or it could have just been our pal Uncle Dna. We had sheltered childhoods. No one came around to play with us. Everyone ignored us, and so we were left alone to eat all day and get bigger. Till one day they found us. And there was such screaming going on, you'd think the Cubs had won the Series. Oops, time's up. Next week, we'll tell you why mommy's hair's different.

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Just a Misunderstanding by Spankling 10-07-02

MY GOD! WHAT A HUGE LUMP I FOUND!!! Nice of you to notice.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Great entries from everyone.

Honorable mentions:
(listed in order of appearance)

akirajim-And Now You Know
deucepm-Breast Exams And You
kaufman-The real reason they're gone
israphael-Remember to Fondle Your Pets Regularly
lara7-The lighter side of Breast Cancer
Spankling-The Lady has Her Hands Full
Big Evil Dan-I'd Be Satisfied If He Could Even Spell It
Scyess-Splat-ogram
Scyess-Different Strokes
kramer_vs_kramer-Breast of Both Worlds
kaufman-50's Film Strip

Winner:

BeNN_MaKK for his series.
Congratulations, BeNN!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I had to go back and read it - I naturally skipped it the first time because it was long and by BEnn. But I have to admit it was good.

Now run the contest without being an a-bone. I dare you.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

BeNN_MaKK and Devin have both turned out to be funny. The world is ending, isn't it?

If it isn't, I'll start something.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet