I don't talk to cheaters.

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...I thought the whole point of anime was to become aroused by 14-year old girls with 44" busts wearing sailor-suit-looking school uniforms and skirts measured the exact length for easy fan-service access.

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It's good to be the professor.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I think you should check those "girls'" IDs...

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...I thought the whole point of anime was to become aroused by 14-year old girls with 44" busts wearing sailor-suit-looking school uniforms and skirts measured the exact length for easy fan-service access.

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Too old.

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With friends like that, who needs anime?

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I really don't think it is a wise thing to base what you want in a relationship on anime characters. Case in point, I fell in love with Asuka from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Then I went out and married a red headed German girl (yes, they do exist). She was just like Asuka, just without her warm fuzzy charm. After laying waste to my life, she finally moved on. I learned my lesson, I'm not going to repeat that mistake.

Now I am looking for a wan, emotionally distant, albino girl.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...with blue hair.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Israphael, you probably should have made sure her mental disorders matched up with Asuka's.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

But are you sure it's easy to find one like that?

Wait, I know, I know! You could kidnap a baby from Germany and raise her like Asuka was raised!

[Click to view comic: 'Ghost in the Shell']
I know that's not a very accurate description, but still... :-)

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Ghost in the Shell was a much better example of cyberpunk than The Matrix.

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What others say about boorite!

Okay, I'll admit. I'm a dirty hentai. Granted, I've seen VERY little hentai, but even the worst-drawn stuff is funny to watch.
As for "Serious" films regarding anime, I've seen Akira, Vampire Hunder D, and probably a couple others. Meh. I prefer the newer Japanese Horror Movies sensation. Stuff like Kairo actually freaks me out a bit.
All in all, I actually LIKE Dragon Ball and DBZ. I'm wearing a Dragon Ball Z shirt right now.
There are also Anime influences in western 'toons these days. Hell, look at that weird, hard-to-understand show that MTV once aired with that scantily-clad, super-skinny chick. That show was freaky. Not to mention comics these days. I swear, you open a copy of X-Men up and you can expect to find three things: Japanese art, shitty soap opera, and proessed computer graphics that fit in with the anime art about as well as Johnny Cochrain fits in at a Klan meeting.
Personally, I like anime. I can't say I would spend money on it or anything, but I would like to see original versions of shows like Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, and that one about the guy who gets surrounded by a ton of hot alien chicks. There are scenes missing there. Not because we wouldn't understand them, but because this country is prudish enough to freak out about nipples. Well, on women anyway. Not on men, because that would just be ridiculous.

Enough ranting from me.
I'll go stroke to Sailor Moon and Chun Li humping eachother with a double-dildo. Though, you can't see shit because the pubic areas are all blocked, fuzzed, or pixelated out.
What a gyp.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Futurama is not anime. :-P

But seriously, I think there are quite a few of them. Tenchi Muyo is the first one that comes to mind though.