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Anyway, compare this with "You Decorated My Life." Decorated my fucking life? What kind of limp-dick love song is that? I guarantee you, it is on heavy rotation in Hell.
It's this whole "My life as a house" thing. "You Decorated My Life" is the far-reaching sequel to the hideous "You Light Up My Life," soon to be followed by "You Wallpaper My Life," "You Reupholster My Life," "You Unclogged the Drain of My Life," "You Installed a New Walk-In Closet into My Life," and "You Recaulked the Bathtub My Life," all available on CD at the Home Depot.
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