CHRISTMAS!!!!!! by CaptainObvious 3-11-03

I think the best part of Christmas is the pain each child feels when he finds out I'm not real.

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This is my signature.

I don't know if this is even funny to anyone else. Oh, well.

You Are What You Eat by Bargaintuan 3-15-03

I AM A BANANA!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Work's Hell vr 0000003 by LordVido 3-13-03

Elsewhere.........

Work's Hell vr 0000004 by LordVido 3-13-03

Still Elsewhere...... Ok...This isn't funny anymore....

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not_Scyess ate my Sig.

A few new ones:

Evolution by Bargaintuan 4-02-03

F@^k!

Baghdad Tonight by Bargaintuan 4-04-03

OK, Who Knocked Over the Indian Statue? by Bargaintuan 4-10-03

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Missed one:

Enterprise: The Comic Strip by Bargaintuan 4-06-03

Mindy meldy, five dolla! My mind to your mind, long time! Note to Self: Don't write comics when you don't have anything resembling a humorous idea. Affirmative.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Era XXVI - Sonic boom, and away!, part IV. by Eradream 4-09-03

I felt creative, so I painted the back wall of your room. It's a portal to another dimension. How do you like it? * T h u m p ! * Okay, it's a poster I hung up to deliberately piss you off. Don't DO that!

Might not fit into this category, but most of my other ones are quite wordly, so why not?

I love this thread, by the way. The simplicity of minimalist comics often seems to score higher on the humour rate than lengthy, wordly one, at least on Stripcreator... How does Bill Watterson do it, I ask of thee? How may I learn, my friend, so that I, too, can achieve true greatness in the unmistakeable form of-- sorry.

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Semi-non-funny, but not. Figure it out.

NoStRel VI - Humorous enough. by Eradream 4-11-03

What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a grizzly? Beaten up.

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Semi-non-funny, but not. Figure it out.

Most of my comics are minimalist since I put minimal effort in all that I do. This one is probably my minimalist minimalist though.

My Job by microfetus 4-08-03

A Day in the Life of a Game Tester Your 500 dollar check has arrived. Yeah, yeah. Can't you see I'm busy? Just put it with the others.

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"Abortion should be mandatory!"

Lies. by Kwaksplurge 4-11-03

So, you see. I can read minds!! Fascinating. What a wanker. She's falling in love with me!

I'm pretty sure this is one of my best, despite it's simplicity...

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Heggo.

NoStRel VII - Spelunking in the modern age. by Eradream 4-12-03

Observe the magnificent lighting in this section of the cave...

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Semi-non-funny, but not. Figure it out.

I hope this is tasteful... <:-{ by Kwaksplurge 4-12-03

Hello. Yo, wassap?? RACIST! Um...no. I'm black. NIGGER! *sigh*

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Heggo.

NoStRel VIII - USS Enter-and-win-a-prize. by Eradream 4-12-03

The latest Sweepstakes gag. "You have the chance to win an opportunity to get a possibility to be eligable to win..."

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Semi-non-funny, but not. Figure it out.

Political humor, minimalist style:

North Korea by Bargaintuan 4-12-03

HELLO?!?

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Eradream: You stole that joke from Dexters Laboratory! Don't try to deny it!

Never mess with an an animation fanatic, my friend!

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Heggo.

To Tell The Truth, Roman Edition by Bargaintuan 4-13-03

I'M SPARTICUS! I'M SPARTICUS! I'M SPARTICUS!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Meanwhile, back in the Good Ol' Days... by Buffylavalamp 1-07-03

Somewhere outside of Rome... I'm Spartacus! No, I'm Spartacus! No! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! No, I'm Spartacus! Will you guys shut the hell up! It's a little late for that now!

Apologies to Buffy, but this is one of my favorite SC comics and I felt it needed some promotion.
Plus it's cool.

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Semi-non-funny, but not. Figure it out.

Death by Kwaksplurge 4-15-03

I've been thinking about death lately. It worked! Now I am alone to whatever I want to myself!

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Heggo.

Here are a couple of my old uns that fit the bill...

A lightless universe of cake and misery by DMSO 7-18-02

Where's the cake?

Name That Tuna by DMSO 7-18-02

What do you call a fish without an eye? I don't know; what /do/ you call a fish without an eye? *gouge* Bill!

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Advice for Robots: NEVER ask how babies are made! by Kwaksplurge 4-28-03

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

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Heggo.

The Greatest Show In The World! by Rabid_Weasle 4-12-03

Ta-da!

Red Robot Gets Suspicious by Rabid_Weasle 4-12-03

Are you tryng to avoid me?

Red Robot Has Bad Timing by Rabid_Weasle 4-12-03

Did I come at a bad time?

It Was An Honest Mistake by Rabid_Weasle 4-12-03

Sorry

Watching Grass Grow by Rabid_Weasle 4-12-03

Has it grown yet?

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Poop.