Maybe you could make them about how you need material for two comics.

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Been done too much. Still, the thought of a metacomic celebrating 2000 did create an idea for 1998:

A switch in time beats 1999 by kaufman 11-11-04

So, you called me over to drink my potion and turn into Mr. Hyde on the occasion of your milestone comic? Absolutely. You're one of my favorite literary characters. To see it in person would be TOO GRAND! I'm hoping that you/he will ... Uh oh. RAAAAARRR!!! oops. It's okay, doc, don't worry about it. A lot of guys suffer from premature ejekyllation.

One more to go.
Yes you will, boinky, but don't let this happen to you:

C2K: Read this while you can by kaufman 11-11-04

Brad, I think I've spotted a bug in the stripcreator code. When I write my 2000th comic, the registers will overflow, my comic count will reset to 0, and all my comics will be erased. So? What's the problem here?

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and ...

Feline Groovy by kaufman 11-11-04

Jim Davis has written 2000 identical comics. I've written 2000 comics, almost all of them different from one another. Of course that means I won the bet. Here ya' go, Garfield. This is your new bed.

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Congratulations! I can't wait until I get famous. Among the people I will be hiring as contributers to my comedy show:

Kaufman
andydougan
BOINKY33!!!!
mmyers
boorite
umfumdisi
ivytheplant
BigEvilDan
choadwarrior
UnknownEric
Rabid_Weasle
evil_d

peripheral contributors:
niteowl
biped
Kajun_Firefly
Jes_L (must be drunk)
habnem
dcomposed
Inflatable_Man
areallystupidguy
laughinginyourface

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

quote:

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Congratulations! I can't wait until I get famous. Among the people I will be hiring as contributers to my comedy show:

Kaufman
andydougan
BOINKY33!!!!
mmyers
boorite
umfumdisi
ivytheplant
BigEvilDan
choadwarrior
UnknownEric
Rabid_Weasle
evil_d

peripheral contributors:
niteowl
biped
Kajun_Firefly
Jes_L (must be drunk)
habnem
dcomposed
Inflatable_Man
areallystupidguy
laughinginyourface

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

people I left out still want to have sex with:

little_kitty
smamurai
possums

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

quote:

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Jes_L (must be drunk)
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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Okay, OKAY! Jes_L doesn't HAVE to be drunk. But it would be funny if he was.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Where the hell do you propose to find a drunk Irishman?

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What others say about boorite!

I found out something amusing in my credit history today. It is a documented fact that for six years, beginning in 1992, my home address was 4 Steven Ct. But, according to the boneheads who maintain my credit history, I seem to have resided during that period at 454 Even Ct.

Do you know what that means?

It means I've been 1337 for over 13 years!

see, this thread is here for a reason

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