The One-Armed Swimmer Meets "Nellie" by umfumdisi 3-18-03

Yikes!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I didn't mention booze because I was sober :P

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Or is the Loch Ness Monster known as Nessie?

That would make more sense.

Maybe I should be drunk.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The One-Armed Swimmer Meets "Nelly" by umfumdisi 3-18-03

Yikes!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

More of it.

Jawbreaker tribute by ahrange 3-18-03

Killing cops and reading Kerouac

The Scream by ahrange 3-18-03

One day Gregor Samsa woke up to discover he'd become a giant insect. Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh wait, that's me. Aah! Aah! Aah! The next week however Gregor Samsa woke to discover he had become a clown. Aah! Aah! Aah! Dear god will it never end? Aah! Aah! Aah! Moral of the story: Don't write while you're drunk. Ha ha ha! With my drunken ramblings I'll torture high school students for years!

And that was how Columbus discovered Wyoming by ahrange 3-18-03

Leaking gas tank Smoking dinosaur Extinction

Oh wow, 99 comics.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

Staying Alive never sounded so wrong by ahrange 3-18-03

Coming soon from Warner Home Video: If you thought Saturday Night Fever rocked hard, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET. Coming this December, the long-awaited sequel, Saturday Night Fever II: Disco Never Dies hits shelves at a video store near you. A hundred years have gone by, but they're still dancing.

The previous opinions are probably not my own.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

"You know what hurts the most? This nail I just stepped on, but there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it's from you stabbing me in the back. So maybe I should've used a stabbing metaphor, but it's too late for that, isn't it Joan?"

What I'm trying to say is...who the hell is K.W. and why is his quote so much like a quote off of a T.V. show I quite enjoy?

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K.W. is a. female and b. was parodying the quote.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

Clone High is hilarious.

Yes, I realize this was a hard contest. I was interested who would rise to the challenge.

I see most people chose to avoid this rule. Unfortunately, none of the non-compliant strips were really side-splittingly funny enough to make me want to ignore it, although there were some good ones.

Some of the non-compliant strips I liked were

Bargaintuan: "A Letter from Satan"
boinky33: "something you wouldn't want to see out your window"
boinky33: "Don't stare at boobies too long or......"
boinky33: "UNDER WATER COWBOYS"
shlimple: "Old man and bench"
shlimple: "explode"
Kajun Firefly: "Monopoly"
Zegota: "Staring Contest"

And yes, boinky, I did recognize that "!!!!!......!!!!!!......!!!!!!!" is ripped off from "CCIX # 5"

Bargaintuan: I did a comic just like "Just Drink, Already!". We actually started a thread in RMDC where people expanded on the idea here.

There were six compliant entries that I considered for winning, and they were:

"Speechless" by Big Evil Dan
"Department of Haiku Security" by kaufman
"Hell's Work: vr 0000006 for cc 176" by LordVido

The last three were really hard to decide on, since they were all really good.

CC176:Mad Cow Disease by mmyers 3-17-03

I wish my teets sprayed whiskey. Damn I'd be paid.

The Scream by ahrange 3-18-03

One day Gregor Samsa woke up to discover he'd become a giant insect. Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh wait, that's me. Aah! Aah! Aah! The next week however Gregor Samsa woke to discover he had become a clown. Aah! Aah! Aah! Dear god will it never end? Aah! Aah! Aah! Moral of the story: Don't write while you're drunk. Ha ha ha! With my drunken ramblings I'll torture high school students for years!

..but in the end, I had to go with my gut reaction which was to declare this comic the

WINNER

The melodramatic piano music always brings a tear to my eye by ahrange 3-17-03

Every night young donkeys nationwide are terrorizing the streets of the cities. It doesn't have to be this way. These donkeys need you to recycle your beer bottles and send the money to the National Donkey Association so that they too can have a place to go. So please, the next time you're thinking of staying sober, remember the donkeys who need that playground your beer bottle money will help pay for. You'd get trashed for the donkeys, wouldn't you?

ahrange, the next contest is all yours.

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"Old" is the old new.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

The Vogue! one should have gotten a mention too

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Huzzah! That definitely made my day better. Oh wow. Okay, I'll post the new contest topic either tonight or tomorrow morning.

And Zegota, I agree that the Vogue! comic should have gotten a mention.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

I'm glad someone got that joke. My wife just stared blankly at the screen.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I see most people chose to avoid this rule.

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Sorry, but I generally ignore any rule that tells me to say a certain word, I just feel it subtracts from the comedy of the comic if I have to say "my anus is bleeding" or something similar.

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Dad was flammable

quote:

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Yes, I realize this was a hard contest. I was interested who would rise to the challenge.
There were six compliant entries that I considered for winning, and they were:

"Speechless" by Big Evil Dan
"Department of Haiku Security" by kaufman
"Hell's Work: vr 0000006 for cc 176" by LordVido

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My first entry and I got a mention :) That's real kewl. Thanks.

-LV

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not_Scyess ate my Sig.