Wow. Looks like we lost a little something.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Winner of Round 1, Match 3: GravyBoat2003

The bracket is here.

Round 1, Match 4

I_Smell_Like_Poo vs. MotherGoose

Rule: Make a comic including the word "hooters."

Poem:

[i]
I brightly heal the quick pen
And the pigs love on the pale sheep.
What does the beast rise so darkly?
Who is the book?
A lion smiles darkly on the face of the dreary soldiers.
The balls build.
[/i]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hooters, As Seen On TV! by I_Smell_Like_Poo 6-11-03

Walmart... Hi Jane, What are you doing here? Oh, Just Buying some Hooters... Really, Me Too! The fresh smell and invigorating colors of these Hooters really wakes me up. Not to mention those damn Hookers kept me washing all night. Im glad I swiched. 10 min later, 1 more thing. Just pretend that the regester is on the other side... How much are these Hooters? Hang on, Price Check on the Hooters Laundry Detergent?

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"Are You The Drunken Fighter?" "I Dont Know About Fighting, But I Sure Am Drunk."

I havent Heard from MotherGoose since signup, Anybody know where she is? Does the 48 hours start today or is it based on the original post. If so, this chick has 24 hours left. Fuzzy, try to get a hold of her.

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"Are You The Drunken Fighter?" "I Dont Know About Fighting, But I Sure Am Drunk."

I still get 100%!

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COME FOR A RIDE ON ME, THE USS GRAVY BOAT 2003!

I still get 100%!

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COME FOR A RIDE ON ME, THE USS GRAVY BOAT 2003!

You forget, I don't know anyonee's real identity. Unless they are following the contest, they are out of luck.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Sorry, do I have time?

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Quack!

You have time. Go! Go! Go!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I pre-emptively am accusing MotherGoose of being boinky33. J'ACCUSE!!!

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Hooters by MotherGoose 6-12-03

HOOTERS! How could you say that? That is so offensive, you beast! NO, BEHIND YOU! HOOTERS! RUN! AHHHH! Hup Hup Hup Hup!

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Quack!

MotherGoose

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I am Bobby Extreme.

three words; mother fucking goose.

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groin grabbingly funny

Mother Gooser

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Hi, I'm Kate. I have four knees.

I vote for me....Does that count?

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"Are You The Drunken Fighter?" "I Dont Know About Fighting, But I Sure Am Drunk."

mg

:(

MotherGoose

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COME FOR A RIDE ON ME, THE USS GRAVY BOAT 2003!

MummyGander

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I AM DOOM TO YOU! AND DOOM TO THOSE IN MY WAY!, hopefully.

I'll set up the next match tonight (SC time).

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

J'accuse Cancer_Spy of being Kajun Firefly.

I'm not in this contest.

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Dad was flammable

..or ARE you?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

No.

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Dad was flammable

Winner of Round 1, Match 4: MotherGoose

The bracket is here.

Round 1, Match 5

Mr_Doom vs. ReplacerEraser

Rule: The subject of the comic should be about a unique physical deformity.

Poem:
[i]
We sadly wipe the fast house
Although the salesman heals above the intense sheep.
Why does a salesman love so cleverly and brightly?
How is the monkey?
The balls heal lovingly on the fast salesman.
A ball writes.
[/i]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.