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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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If I were obscenely rich, I'd buy one or two and just keep them around to freak people out.

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7-19-01 5:52pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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That's just great! Now you're making my wife cry with your hurtful remarks. She can't help it she's manufactured!

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7-19-01 6:22pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Damn I hate it when someone beats me to the punch.

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7-19-01 7:35pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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You know....? This forum is about 1 click away from being an EW-Too talker.

Is it just me, or does that sound an awful lot like a Star Wars action figure?

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7-19-01 7:37pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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You know....? This forum is about 1 click away from being an EW-Too talker.

Is it just me?


Yes.

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7-19-01 7:53pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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You know....? This forum is about 1 click away from being an EW-Too talker.

Is it just me?


Yes.


I thought so.

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7-19-01 8:49pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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When I did tech support it was for a shitty product with a huge pile of bugs, absoutely no desire from the company to fix any of these bugs, and a userbase that was 99% newbies. Can you believe I lasted almost a year? Going back to university saved my life.

I am glad that mine was 100% email, with no phone contact (except for the occasional wanker who didn't understand and got the number out of the phone book). Still, it was a fucking nightmare and I am glad to be out of it.

Incidentally, I believe that you, LadyJ, are the first woman I can remember ever using the word "cunt". I use it myself when I am extremely pissed off, but you are right - it is the last swear-word. I thought it was a men-only word.

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7-20-01 12:44am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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My mom used to use it an awful lot when she was swearing at me. Right before she'd lock me in the basement for one of my weeks of 'quiet time'.

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7-20-01 2:57am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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When I did tech support it was for a shitty product with a huge pile of bugs, absoutely no desire from the company to fix any of these bugs, and a userbase that was 99% newbies. Can you believe I lasted almost a year? Going back to university saved my life.

I am glad that mine was 100% email, with no phone contact (except for the occasional wanker who didn't understand and got the number out of the phone book). Still, it was a fucking nightmare and I am glad to be out of it.


I would not have been able to curb my sarcastic side well enough. I was too defeated by that bitch on the phone to be overly sarcastic. In many of my other calls, when I knew I could get away with it, I was like "the company's computer guy" on SNL, only a bit more subtle. In text, there'd have been proof (albeit only to people who can read sarcasm), so I would have been canned.

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Incidentally, I believe that you, LadyJ, are the first woman I can remember ever using the word "cunt". I use it myself when I am extremely pissed off, but you are right - it is the last swear-word. I thought it was a men-only word.

Men only? Fuck that.

In any event, my mom used to use it to describe women whose bitchiness exceeded the ability of the word "bitch" to quantify. It was rare, but good ol' mom said it.

My mom told me as I was growing up that it was okay if I learned curse words, because I'd need something to say if ever I hit my thumb with a hammer.

I picked up my acerbic attitude and verbal sparring style from living in an apartment with only my mom and my sis for 12 years. The three of us evolved the ability to make one another cry, while simultaneously becoming immune to conventional attack. My mom's boyfriends were utterly horrified at how arguments would go in our household. The man she ended up marrying didn't know how to hold his own in an argument with me and very nearly hit me out of frustration. My mother witnessed that and kicked his ass out. He died lonely and alone a couple of years later.

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7-20-01 4:45am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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The man she ended up marrying didn't know how to hold his own in an argument with me and very nearly hit me out of frustration. My mother witnessed that and kicked his ass out. He died lonely and alone a couple of years later.

Remind me never to argue with you.

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7-20-01 6:25am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Why, I have a fresh luser story from just this morning.

A guy wrote to our "questions" thingie, which states, in large red letters, "THIS IS FOR BRIEF, FACTUAL QUESTIONS ONLY," basically asking us to do his research for him-- for his "undergraduation thesis." I wrote back with the URL of our hours page and said he could come in and do his own research, and we'd be glad to show him around.

The message said "our service hours are posted at http://blah.blah.etc."

And he wrote back saying that the "e-mail address" for our hours "didn't work."

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What others say about boorite!

7-20-01 7:41am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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The man she ended up marrying didn't know how to hold his own in an argument with me and very nearly hit me out of frustration. My mother witnessed that and kicked his ass out. He died lonely and alone a couple of years later.

Are you bragging or complaining?

*giggle*

No, seriously.... I think that complete bansihment, alientation, and exile, both physically and emotionally, to the point of one's death, is fair retribution for almost belting your stepdaughter one. Did he actaully die of a broken heart, or was there, like, chirrosis or heroin involved? Because unless he actually died of rejection and misery, there's a serious point drop in your score here.

Love,

bunner

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7-20-01 7:53am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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RE; Cunt

I muttered that word after hanging up on a woman caller when I worked support in the mid 80s. The women in cubes all around me gophered over the walls and glared down at me. Two or three went "ooohhhh." in a way that let me know I was moments away from being de-boned if I didn't start looking contrite.

I pointed to the phone and they nodded and sat back down.

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7-20-01 8:00am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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But we digress... where were we?

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7-23-01 4:08pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Why, I have a fresh luser story from just this morning.

A guy wrote to our "questions" thingie, which states, in large red letters, "THIS IS FOR BRIEF, FACTUAL QUESTIONS ONLY," basically asking us to do his research for him-- for his "undergraduation thesis." I wrote back with the URL of our hours page and said he could come in and do his own research, and we'd be glad to show him around.

The message said "our service hours are posted at http://blah.blah.etc."

And he wrote back saying that the "e-mail address" for our hours "didn't work."


Say, boorite... Any interesting inquiries lately?

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7-24-01 6:11pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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h4w h4w... fishoutofbeer actually answered that one, and it went to the dept listproc. He'd thought it was me. I'd thought it was him. Then we both realized it could only be one irrepressible scamp.

Namely, Tobor Johnson.

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7-25-01 9:40am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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... I wrote back with the URL of our hours page and said he could come in and do his own research, and we'd be glad to show him around.

The message said "our service hours are posted at http://blah.blah.etc."


That URL is still open, but not by much.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-25-01 9:45am (new)
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