Racially Selected Cutlery by ragu4u 7-14-10

Denzel, it's time to be circumcised. Yes, Rabbi Butchinski. Issac, it's time to be circumcised. Yes, Rabbi Schtickman.

Way Too Much TV Time by ragu4u 7-15-10

What do Sally Struthers & Lindsay Lohan have in common? I can't imagine. They've both simulated giving blowjobs to pistols in movies. I'm canceling that "Netflix" gift subscription I got you, bro. NO! Don't do THAT!

Rare, N. Korean Hospital, Interview by ragu4u 7-15-10

Why do you N. Koreans perform all your operations in a morgue? Let me ask Supreme Leader for accepable answer. Ok. I'll go out for a smoke. NO! You wait. No leave. I be right back. Are you OK? What did he say? I fine! Supreme Leader say...we have NO morgues here. No one die here. Everyone live forever. Now we must leave. Let man get rest he need for more fast living.

Verbal Culture Clash! by ragu4u 7-15-10

Mommy sent me to look at beach wear. Let me help you try on some thongs, lil darlin. Ohh, yeah...thongs. Me want thongs like the big girls wear. Damnit child, I be talkin bout sandals fer yo feets. Do they go up my butt crack like REAL thongs?

Because Robert Shapiro Was Taken by ragu4u 7-16-10

Is it true that Mel Gibson has hired your firm to represent him? Fuckin "A"... Jew boy! What is Mel seeking? Well, I believe if we can win a judgement to have that Oksana bitch tarred and feathered, Mel will be as happy as a queer in a bag o dicks.

Stick With Pancakes by ragu4u 7-16-10

How could you order THAT? Why? Is there something I don't know about... ..."The Other White Meat"?

It's the Economy, Stupid! by ragu4u 7-17-10

Now let's go to your ATM and draw out ALL your cash. I'm afraid I can't do that. Why's that? My card has been cancelled. No card? In that case, gimme your watch for one of these. You got a deal!

R & R by ragu4u 7-17-10

Mr. President, don't you think five vacations in one year is a little much? Who took five vacations? You & your family did, sir. We did? Absolutely, sir. Hey Michelle, tell the kids to stop packing!

Works Every Time by ragu4u 7-18-10

It's the law here in Switzerland. I must give you a complete physical before I take you to Hollywood. Ok, Mr. Polanski.

Air-Head by ragu4u 7-18-10

ANDREW! Huh? Get your head out of the clouds when I'm talking to you!

Stating The Obvious by ragu4u 7-18-10

I'm not shopping here at Victoia's secret ever again. You have bed bugs. Whatever gave you THAT idea? Ahem.

Sucker! by ragu4u 7-18-10

On three, we turn & fire. One... ...two. Silly rabbit!

The 21st Century Church by ragu4u 7-18-10

You're just lookin up my skirt when I genuflect. No way. Besides, genuflecting is being replaced with something better. With what? From now on young girls must do high kicks. And this is better for WHO?

Hope Springs Eternal by ragu4u 7-19-10

I hope you were satified with my service, Mr. Greenberg. Absolutely, my young Goy....I mean boy! Wait here and I'll bring you a nice gratuity. Indeed sir. My pleasure. Later.....MUCH Later. Whoever you're waiting for, I don't believe he's coming back. Ya think?

All Sports-All the Time

I stick one up her butt and the other in her pussy. Say, I'll bet you're a pretty good bowler too, huh?

by ragu4u, 7-19-10

In the Beginning Was the Word by ragu4u 7-19-10

What do YOU want? I'm selling Bibles. Maybe I'll buy one if you come in & show me them tits. OH BABY, look at them bodacious tatas! It'll be cash only, Father.

Medical Advances by ragu4u 7-20-10

Doc, I hear this new vaginal gel will help prevent HIV. How does it work? Well Maura, you apply it liberally and the pungent aroma staves off any sex partners. So it makes my twat smell so awful no guys will want to DO me? Exactly! Well doc, THAT'S my problem right now. Hey, I never suggested you needed it. Now let's douche out that stinky old gash.

Star Struck by ragu4u 7-21-10

You lost your chance to testify, Rod. But Judge.... Your lawyers had the odd notion your mouth might get you into trouble. Them no good fuckers. I'm gonna have em all eliminated. See? See how you are? Besides, jail won't be so bad. You may meet a celebrity. Maybe! I wonder who I can payoff to get Lindsay Lohan locked up out here?

The NEW Work Ethic by ragu4u 7-21-10

I got the axe today. I'm sorry you lost your job, hon. I'll NEVER get another one like it. True! It's not everyday a man can find a job he likes and can embezzle from too. Don't rub it in. I'm just sayin....

The Dominos Begin To Fall by ragu4u 7-22-10

Hailing a cab, huh? Yep. Gots ta get outta town quick. Why's that? Charlie Rangel is going on trial & he's gonna name names. In that case, can we share that cab? He got YOU in his Rolodex too, huh Cracker?

Never Too Old To Learn by ragu4u 7-23-10

What the...? You mean this here "Glory Hole" thang ain't a puppet show? You silly goose!

Brad Pitt in China Town by ragu4u 7-24-10

You best not be checkin out my ass again, Chen. Hey! What? No way! I said...STOP IT, dude! But me so horny.

"This Is Only A Test" by ragu4u 7-24-10

Oh my god! N. Korea has finally developed a nuclear device and will use it TODAY! N. Korean Nuclear Test Lab "Jiffy Pop" in less than 3 minutes? No way!

Losing Touch by ragu4u 7-24-10

Would you mind if I.... On one condition. I don't remove my sweater. Hey, that's gonna be like me... ...playing the piano with my boxing gloves on.

Chen: The Clueless Virgin by ragu4u 7-25-10

Hey fella, wanna date? I prefer figs, actually. Loser! I'll bet she really didn't have any dates at all.