Father Knows Best by ragu4u 8-03-10

Hey little girl. Look at....... ...THIS! C'mon. That's it? It's funnier when my daddy does it, naked.

Workplace Justice by ragu4u 8-04-10

What's with all you disgruntled factory workers? We're keeping you busy. So what? Ya getting lazy? Actually, I'm dead on my feet. "Ba Dump Bump" Where's my assault rifle?

A "One Priest Town" Sucks by ragu4u 8-04-10

Go ahead, my child. Bless me Father, for I've fuckin sinned again. In what way? Every way! I beat women, molested kids, tortured animals, lied to, cheated on & stole from every fucker I could. Oh well, just as long as you're sorry. That'll be 5 Our Fathers & 3 Hail Marys, ragu4u. HEY! You can't be SURE it's me!

Brad the Sports Geek by ragu4u 8-05-10

I love porn. Another date with Rosy Palm, huh? She just can't get enough. Look at the way she goes after them balls. Shit. She ain't no Masato Akamatsu, if ya know what I'm sayin.

Pimps & Pimps by ragu4u 8-05-10

Ye must refrain from prostituting the Lord's women, my boy. BOY? Just my luck I gets a punk ass mormon lawyer who done has more wives than I got street bitches. How dare you. I treat ALL my wives as loving sexual partners from God. Even the ones under 8 years old? Especially them.

Still Home At 40 by ragu4u 8-06-10

You here to pick up my daughter? Nope. Sure? Yep. Aw c'mon. That bad, huh?

Wishful Thinking by ragu4u 8-06-10

Maybe making comics from prison will help soothe my pain. Time for my massage, bitch! Then again, maybe not!

Bio-Bug by ragu4u 8-06-10

It's called "The Bio-Bug". It runs on methane gas made from human excrement. Crap from 70 homes can run this vehicle for 10,000 miles or more. But how does it run? Like shit. What else would you expect?

A Man of Few Words by ragu4u 8-07-10

You hear, Harley Davidson is pulling out of Wisconsin? That's bullshit. That's your answer for everything, dude! Bullshit, it is. I'm outta here, man. I can't take all your... Bullshit?

At the Studio Commissary by ragu4u 8-07-10

Hey Mel. Sup, Brad? Did ya just come from shooting the "Braveheart" remake? Maybe. Did you just come from adopting another tar baby? Touche, dude. Whatever....

Why He's Off His Game by ragu4u 8-08-10

Say, ain't you Eldrick Woods? Tiger! The name is Tiger. Your wife claims you ain't been a Tiger for a long time. Is that so? Listen, when a man can't hit the hole with his "wood" where he's supposed to play.... ...he decides to play the courses where he CAN!

Unintended Consequences by ragu4u 8-08-10

Hello. I'm the neighborhood "Shake Weight" sales lady. May I demonstrate it for you? Uh...I guess. Moments later... Well...what do ya think? I think I just jizzed my knickers.

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes by ragu4u 8-09-10

Say, you look kinda down. How was your weekend. I was very disappointed by the "Cannibal Convention" I went to in the Bay area. Cannibal convention? You idiot. That was a cannabis convention. That explains why it was so smokey in there that.... ... I ate MY OWN damn arm off...and didn't even care, after I did.

All Dolled Up by ragu4u 8-09-10

Wednesday....... Zoe, you'll be happy to know that starting tomorrow, Thursdays will be "Casual" for secretaries. Um...I'd rather not participate, sir. No fancy clothes, hair or make-up. What's not to like? Well if you insist, sir. Thursday....... Happy now, sir? Zoe. Thursday is your new day off.

Punk Ass, Dirt Bag by ragu4u 8-09-10

Spank You Very Much by ragu4u 8-10-10

What'll it be? I wanna beat your ass all night long till ya beg for mercy. N'k. Zat all? Pretty much. Later..... How'd it go with Sir Lance a Boyle? Let's just say I had a very rough knight.

Tag Team by ragu4u 8-10-10

You wait here. I need a word with your mother. I'm afraid your little 6 yr. old girl is going through puberty. Afraid? Why? I think it's great. We goin home now mommy? Not till we get you a halter top, g-string & some fishnet stockings. It's "Take Your Daughter To Work Night".

Ya Gotta Give em Credit by ragu4u 8-10-10

Hi hon. Any mail? In your office. Smile. You're pre-approved.

Statistics Don't Lie by ragu4u 8-11-10

The average age of the broadcast TV viewer is 51. But I'm only fwee. So that must make me almost 104.

Roll Model

English "hottie" groped at Disney World by Donald Duck! Ats my nigga!

by ragu4u, 8-11-10

Statistics Don't Lie-REDUX by ragu4u 8-11-10

Welcome to "The Spice Channel" Why you make me watch dis stuff mommy? I just want you to fit in because more young people watch porn than watch broadcat TV....statistically speaking.

Hair Nor There by ragu4u 8-12-10

I like those hair extentions, Paris. I'm not wearing any, Brad! Yeah, you are. I can see em. Where? They're extending about an inch out of your kulats.

Jury of His Peers by ragu4u 8-12-10

Blagojevich jury, HUNG! Tape at noon. So that explains why his... ...wife stays with him?

Bad Mo Fos by ragu4u 8-12-10

Chen, was that N. Korean soccer team really tortured for their bad showing at the World Cup? You mean the whippings, water boarding,.... ...sleep deprivation, branding etc..? Uh, yeah. That was their training. Totrture didn't begin till they got home.

Dressed To Kill by ragu4u 8-12-10

Here, take my lunch money. Thanks. You know how mad those towel-headed cabbies get with no tip. Here & don't bother to thank me! $1.00? I knew he'd be overwhelmed. Great Allah, may this infidel be in my taxi tomorrow when I don the..."Vest o Many Pockets".