I realize that quite well, and if you take a look, I said I'd end it today.
Here we go....
Best Use of Python

Goes to: Athiestdiary
For the Comic: FTC #19-666
The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: KKP
For the Comic: Macys Gray Hair
Most Political

Goes to: Kaufman
For the Comic: Shockd and Awed
Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: Xuanwu
For the Comic: The Dean is Done
Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: Xuanwu
For the Comic: Gonna Rip-ublican You a New One!
Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Xuanwu
For the Comic: The Ground State is Xero
Most Sexual

Goes to: ivytheplant
For the Comic: I've lowered my standards
Most Obscure

Goes to:
For the Comic:
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Xuanwu
For the Comic: "Always Knew That I'd be an Apostle..."
Best Title

Goes to: Zaster
For the Comic: Dance of Ruin
Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: Kaufman
For the Comic: Second Best Billy Mumy Comic. Ever.
The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: UnknownEric
For the Comic: Twisted Sister Reunion Show
The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: DragonXero
For the Comic: FTC #19 Template
Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: dcom
For the Comic: FTC 19-5
More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: mmyers
For the Comic: The misspent years of my youth
Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: Xuanwu
For the Comic: Pixie-lation
Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Obijo
For the Comic: This is such a great title
Psychic Award

Goes to: Beaz
For the Comic: ...and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!
My comic was: Didn't make it, but that's what I was thinking!
Bonus Award

Goes to: Niteowl
For: Clerks
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Rabid Weasle
For the Comic: Show Us Your Tunes!!!
Sorry I didn't use all the awards, I couldn't pick one for some of them, and I eventually gave up on the ones not listed. Congrats, Rabid.
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