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Man, that guy looks stupid. That's all I'm contributing.

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It's grime time.

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Man, that guy looks stupid. That's all I'm contributing.

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Leave my grandpa alone!

Shouldn't this have gone in Caption Mountain?

Anyway, yes, I'm sure if God could laugh, he'd be laughing at that guy right now. And He'd laugh harder when that guy and his one man roadblock got run over by a stolen SUV. Reports that the driver was wearing a Northern Ireland football shirt and was intoxicated on an aniseed tasting green liquor are unconfirmed.

Anyway, are we done debating gay marriage or not?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Um...gay marriage good! Actually, in my home state of NY, the mayor of a college town, New Paltz, is being brought up on criminal charges for issuing several marriage licenses to homosexuals. The man is NOT a criminal. This fucking administration has got to go. That is some serious gestapo shit.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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