Jealous Yet? (2) by AccentuateNegative 2-29-04

Having kids is the most rewarding thing I have ever done. We can't have our own kids, and adoption is still very difficult for us. My boyfriend and I love to walk hand-in-hand along the beach. If my boyfriend and I displayed public affection, the reaction would range from disgust to violence. I want to marry a rich guy, just so I can get a big settlement in the divorce. Hmmm...half of us aren't entitled to alimony but the other half don't lose their houses when they dump their gold-digging partners. We'll call this one a draw.

Man, that guy looks stupid. That's all I'm contributing.

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It's grime time.

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Man, that guy looks stupid. That's all I'm contributing.

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Leave my grandpa alone!

Shouldn't this have gone in Caption Mountain?

Anyway, yes, I'm sure if God could laugh, he'd be laughing at that guy right now. And He'd laugh harder when that guy and his one man roadblock got run over by a stolen SUV. Reports that the driver was wearing a Northern Ireland football shirt and was intoxicated on an aniseed tasting green liquor are unconfirmed.

Anyway, are we done debating gay marriage or not?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Um...gay marriage good! Actually, in my home state of NY, the mayor of a college town, New Paltz, is being brought up on criminal charges for issuing several marriage licenses to homosexuals. The man is NOT a criminal. This fucking administration has got to go. That is some serious gestapo shit.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Apples and Apples by AccentuateNegative 3-13-04

I resent how gays are trying to equate the gay marriage debate with the civil rights struggle of African-Americans. Do you support the idea of gay marriage? I think gays should be allowed to have a "civil union" that provides the same rights and benefits as marriage, but it shouldn't be called marriage. It would be separate, but equal. Perhaps we should take another look at "Brown v. Board of Education" while we're at it then.

Animal Husbandry (1) by choadwarrior 3-13-04

Marriage was created by God to be between a man and a woman... If we let gays and lesbians get married, what would be next? Marriage between a man and an animal? Sigh...some day, Bobo, some day... Does this speedo make my ass look fat?

Animal Husbandry (2) by choadwarrior 3-13-04

Marriage was created by God to be between a man and a woman... If we let gays and lesbians get married, what would be next? Marriage between a man and an animal? ...Then the next step will be interspecies polygamy. I love it when a plan comes together.