Here's a different one...

CC30: Love is.. by MatthewEastaugh 5-15-01

..like jazz music. Hard to do properly, lots of twiddly bits, and never ends up going anywhere. ..difficult in this position. ..an unforgettable experience when I'm around... BABY. ..quite a good source of income at this time of year, thanks very much. ..quite hard for us homosexual robots. Dammit. RAAAAARRR!!

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

And I even explored the wonder of school holidays..

We're all (not) going on a... by MatthewEastaugh 8-08-01

Summer holiday - week one... I'm bored. Summer holiday - week five.. I'm really bored. Summer holiday - week nine.. Well, at least we redecorated. I'm bored.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

This thread was about to slip off into the StripCreator.com void, so I thought I'd rescue it by posting 5 comics, in no particular order:

The Elephant Man by KajunFirefly 3-07-02

Honey, I adopted a son, a boy who's grotesque physical deformities have made him a reject all his life! that's an elephant darling! you unfeeling bastard!

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Part of my Johnny Castaway series, which, I don't think I ever posted in RMDC, although it really belongs in the "Crappy Comics" thread.

Johnny Castaway's conversation meltdown by KajunFirefly 11-13-01

Johnny Castaway and Phil Stranded: Phil, what's your favourite word? "penultimate" why? It describes me perfectly, I'm the penultimate man! what? after you there's only one more left? doesn't penultimate mean something about large testicles?

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My debut as "Geniu$":

oh behave! by Geniu$ 8-15-01

coming up next "So... Graham Norton", this week Graham chats to Big Brother winner Brian and the cast of "Queer as folk", but now it's time for "Will and Grace"! is it just me? or is the whole world trying to be so politically correct that it's accidentaly exploiting homosexuals? these guys main attraction is that they are homosexual, it's not that they are necessarily any more entertaining than anyone else! when you think about it, this is just exploitation, look at Barrymore, he made it as an entertainer on his own, without playing the gay card, these people should be ashamed! yeah, but Barrymore's a wanker!!

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I only like this comic for the first panel, it really should have just ended there.

Osama-a-rama by Geniu$ 9-17-01

Osama, you keep getting us into trouble, if it's not bombs, it's fucking suicide bombers, really, do we have to have "the talk" again? aww come on, it's not my fault they crashed, those pilots learned to fly in the USA and Britain, that doesn't say much for their education system does it? look, stop trying to change the subject, we need to be seen to be doing something about this situation or else America will destroy us! listen, how 'bout you just let me slide? I can promise you a place in Allah's kingdom, if you just kill yourself and take Dubya with you! luk at dem purty sparkles!

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and one from the Kidney collection:

Rebels by Mr_Kidney 12-01-01

look Mr Kidney, I just got a new nipple ring! aww, you kids with your crazy piercings and tattoos, I just wonder what the next generation will be like! come on Mr Kidney, this is nothing new, I'm sure you were a bit of a rebel in your day! I didn't need to put needles in myself to be a rebel! well, what did you guys do? we wore kittens as masks!

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the following comics i have not been ashamed of (with DVD extra special features style directors commentary with it):

simple forms by skagg 1-09-02

Oh my god! My exact Double! Oh my god! My exact double! Pull my finger Pull my finger Cool Cool

this sums up entirely my vision of what this guy is like, i really wanted the green jelly to turn out in a sort of I AM ROD HULL fashion what with my ability to put on a stupid voice when i was a child. it sometimes vibrated my nose to the point of making me cry

adjust by skagg 1-09-02

Hi, I'm new here. Evidently

there was even this one time that my nose bled because id spent the entire day talking like that stupid bastard with shit balance. that reminds me, since when has goose stepping been a norweigan thing???

Helpful? by skagg 1-02-02

It looks like you're asking a frequently asked question! Jackass

i always liked the colour blue. its like the sea. fishes swim in the sea. some kid told me in a newsagents that theres a fish that looks like a pussy. i asked him what kind of noise it made, whether it was a muted meow or a sort of grunt, like his momma.

fuck karryoki by skagg 12-31-01

madona liek a virgin. i am, btu not forr long cvuz i will rapp you gangster rape bitchhes hoars biitces hoarrs fuck them fyck them i do idop and opf coarse teh clasilks wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH!!! ah! i am dieing

okay, so i didnt, but then im more subtle then any of you ever will be. SUBTLE LIKE A FOX!! A FOX THATS RED LIKE A BRICK TO YOUR FRONTAL LOBE.

The man that keeps SWEB going by skagg 5-26-01

Aww shit! I left the bathroom light on!

erm, yes, anyways [gareth gates]erm, *whew* urr...... hmm. uh... *whew* *whew* err[/gareth gates] it keeps being dragged up but only as im proud of it. my one moment in the comic stripical venture that even i laugh at. my best of the jesus in shitty situations comic i can think of, maybe woulda been better with "..." in thought before it or something

of course its always difficult working with a budget. i couldnt go to the gulf for example so settled for utah but if you hit up, down, left, right A+start together then you get that funky screen and super powers i guess. no, wait, you get to choose the level, thats the point im making, and therefore its an excellent representation of how bitter, twisted and completely in denial our western world is. damn mud-men

phew

that whole thing reminda me far too much of bazilla and i apologize to any of you who experience the same problem in reading it but i have mud on my hands and a baseball lap across my lap so theres my excuse

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