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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 2332 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-23-10

(As the heatwave continues to grip the southland, Captain Obvious, Jr. decides to play a trick on his father, Captain Obvious, Sr...)

Hi, son.

Hi, Dad... Suck cock today, yes?

Yes. In fact, all week long, son.

Ha, ha! You thought I said, "So hot today" when I really said, "suck cock today"...

I know what you said, son.

Faggot.

8-23-10 3:55pm (new)

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RCL no. 2424 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-30-10

Captain Obvious? What are you doing in here?

I'm your school's new restroom monitor...

Cool.

Now, please step aside so I can take a major dump!

Sure. I'll be standing in the corner over there "monitoring" your major dump...

11-30-10 6:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 2448 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-31-10

Captan Obvious, and his new sidekick, Feetforears...

Look, Featforears... That man failed to wash his hands before he left the restroom!

Huh?

I said, that man failed to wash his hands before he left the restroom! Go get him!!

Huh?

(You see, he can't hear a word Captian Obvious is saying because he has feet for ears...)

I SAID, GO GET HIM, GODDAMMIT!!

Huh?

12-31-10 4:22pm (new)

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RCL no. 2494 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-12-11

Did you see which way The Jokester fled, Blindman?

Haven't the foggiest, Captain Obvious, because, you see, I'm BLIND.

How the hell does a blind man get accepted into the League of Superheroes?

It's called the Americans with Disabilities Act, dickweed!

But, you told me yesterday you're Californian.

3-12-11 4:51pm (new)

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Groovy! - Blowin' in the Wind by edoggydog
11-18-11

I've learned to harness the power of wind...

Groovy!

What do you think?

You've been eating egg salad sandwiches again, haven't you?

11-18-11 10:07am (new)

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You're an Adult Book Store, Aintcha by mandingo
4-22-09

excuse me, could you tell me where the X-Rayted material is?

this is an adult bookstore. it's all X-Rated

no, not X-Rated, X-Rayted. that wonderful genre that centers around a superhero using his X-Ray vision to spy on the girl's bathroom or such

oh, right. Section J, far side of the store. when you see a man dressed similarly to yourself, you'll know you're there

excuse me, is this Section J?

nice.

12-02-11 4:41pm (new)

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RCL no. 2712 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-21-11

Look at me...

I... I can't, Captain Obvious!

That's right, bitch! Captain Obvious strikes fear in the hearts of all evil-doers, including you, Dracula.

I'm not afraid of your faggoty-ass... You're standing next to a giant CROSS, fuckstick!

Oh. Oops.

12-21-11 10:02am (new)

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Groovy! - Cruizin' for a Bruizin' by edoggydog
1-05-12

What kind of singles cruise is this? There's nothing but a bunch of pussy-ass faggots on this ship!

!

I'll show you who the pussy-ass faggot is!

I'll take the term, "pussy-ass faggot" as a compliment!

They were nice enough to pack my luggage after they packed my ass...

Groovy!

1-05-12 2:52pm (new)

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RCL no. 2740 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-05-12

Captain Obvious swoops in to quell an Occupy Irvine riot...

Here I come to save the dayyyy!

What's this? Looks like someone started a campfire...

...and, as usual, gets distracted.

Toasty!

1-05-12 4:46pm (new)

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RCL no. 2766 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-18-12

"NICE ASS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!"

Thank you!

I think they were talking about me.

Oh.

Dammit.

1-18-12 5:05pm (new)

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Groovy! - Noted by edoggydog
6-16-10

Hey, Captain Obvious... Are you here for the meeting of lame-ass one-note characters?

Yes, I am Frank... Is it that OBVIOUS?

Yes... Now, while we wait for the meeting to start, I'm going to drink a hot, steaming cup of my "World's Famous Coffee". Would you like a cup of my "World's Famous Coffee"?

No thanks. My behavorial therapist told me to lay off caffeine due to my severe A.D.H.D, coupled with a terminal case of O.C.D... By the way, who's running the meeting?

Some French-looking faggot who likes saying "Groovy!" all the time...

Ah, shit. Not that asshole...

3-30-12 11:55am (new)

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RCL no. 2956 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-09-12

I brought you here to tell you to always practice safe sex!

Okayyyyyy.

So, why tell me that here in this secluded cave when you could have easily told me in the school parking lot?

I brought condoms.

5-09-12 10:02pm (new)

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RCL no. 2986 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-21-12

I was a little hesitant bringing Captain Obvious with me on my trip to Sandals...

I'm gay, but this guy is really gay. Maybe, too gay!

What say we go frolicking naked in the shallow waters and let the tiny waves tickle our scrotums...

See what I mean?

5-21-12 9:47am (new)

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RCL on. 3037 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-26-12

Well, Super Chicken... What do you think of my new headquarters?

I must say, Captain Obvious, you've certainly spent a lot of money refurbishing this office space...

I mean, this place was a major eyesore... Now, it looks really nice.

I guess I turned "chicken shit into chicken salad", eh, Super Chicken?

God, how I hate that fucking expression!

6-27-12 9:19am (new)

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Groovy! - Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog
7-06-12

I've decided who I'm voting for President, son...

Who's that, dad?

Obama, son.

You gotta be shitting me, dad! He's been a MAJOR disaster for this country. Please, please, PLEASE don't vote for him!

No offense, son, but whoever I vote for in December is my decision. Not yours.

You're right, dad... Whoever you vote for in DECEMBER is definitely your decision. *snicker*

7-06-12 2:36pm (new)

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RCL no. 3056 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-14-12

I've caught you red handed this time, Thinker!

I appears you have, Captain Obvious.

You can come with me peacefully, or if you try to resist, I can make it very hard on you. It's your choice...

Well..?

I'm thinking...

7-14-12 1:39pm (new)

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RCL no. 3088 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-09-12

So, what do you think of the new color I painted this hallway, birdie?

Pink??

Not pink. Mauve.

Mauve is what faggots call pink.

And, your point is..?

8-09-12 7:36pm (new)

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RCL no. 3109 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-25-12

See anything, Captain Obvious?

I obviously see everything, since my eyes are open!

I meant, do you see the suspect, dumbass?

What's a "suspect dumbass"?

It's the direct opposite of a "superhero dumbass"!

What's a "direct opposite"?

8-25-12 6:12pm (new)

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RCL no. 3118 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-28-12

*swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish*

*swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish*

Hmmmm...

*swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish* *swish*

I think this industrial-strength washing machine is calling me gay...

8-28-12 8:42pm (new)

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RCL no. 3142 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-08-12

First, thing I do when I encounter an evil-doer is pound a nail into my skull until I start bleeding...

Then, I flick the blood at the evil-doer's face until he runs away!

Okayyyy...

So, do I get the job as your new sidekick, Captain Obvious?

Um, I'll have to get back to you on that, HIV-man.

9-08-12 12:23pm (new)

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RCL no. 3144 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-13-12

And, this, Super Pussy, is the Captain Obvious-Cave... What do you think?

I think it looks like an abandoned basement... I mean, there's nothing down here.

So..?

So, what is there to do down here besides pulling out your penis and stroking it to climax?

Or did I just answer my own question?

9-13-12 8:27pm (new)

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RCL no. 3183 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-08-12

Dammit.

Well, Holly... We arrived a little late, but I guess it could have been worse.

What are you talking about, Captain Obvious? Fifty people died in a horrible suicide bomber attack! There's blood and guts everywhere! I've got it all over my new shoes!

You've unwittingly made my point.

What's that?

I didn't get any of that crap on me!

10-08-12 7:48pm (new)

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RCL no. 3187 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-10-12

See, Captain Obvious? I knew I could levitate five feet in the air just like you...

Obviously!

Um, how do I get down from here?

I could tell you, but then you'd have to blow me!

10-10-12 9:14am (new)

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RCL no. 3217 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-28-12

There's a saying in crime fighting: "Enforce the misdemeanors and the felonies will take care of themselves..."

Oh, God...

Unfortunately, Captain Obvious never learned that rule, so he never paid any attention to the misdemeanors.

Here...it...comes!

Like, for example, someone taking a dump on the sidewalk!

*OOMPH*

10-28-12 10:53am (new)

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RCL no. 3220 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-03-12

And, then when Phreaky took off her bra and exposed her massive 44-DD's...

...I yelled out, "JESUS CHRIST!!"

Oh... When I heard you scream my name, I thought your were in trouble or something.

I was at first, but I was able to wrestle those babies to the ground and put them in a Gracie Jiu-Jitsu submission hold!

11-03-12 11:35am (new)

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