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While it may be easier on human sensibilities, giving a dog a bath every week is bad for them. Washing away the natural oils that dogs develop in their coats is a good way to invite fleas and ticks onto the skin. And never, ever wash a sporting dog (especially one that goes into water to get its prey) more than once a month when they're active. The oils are beneficial for them.

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I swerved to miss a dog running away from a bath once..it was the weirdest sight seeing this massive lump of soap suds running across the freeway..

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So one of the kittens and I were playing, and he fell asleep like this...

More pics at http://www.atlastcats.com/news

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

NO! NOOOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL COMPASSION!? I AM DEAD! DEAD! YOU HERE ME! DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Kittens are my kryptonite. Now I must stare at this picture for hours.

i have a friend who has a maine coon and that cat is f00kin crazy. attack your feet and ankles when you walk cause it wants you to stop moving. it'll lie on its back and want to play so i'll poke its belly or touch its tail then pull away before it can claw me. but it will start to hiss and deep voiced groan during all this even though it's still playing and doesn't want you to stop. though it was all claws and fangs, it barely scratched me at all because it would hold back when he did catch me in the act. worse scratch i got was on my leg when he was jumping up to sleep on my lap and slipped and needed to regain his footing. 1 cup crazy, 1 cup sweet

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what if nigger meant kite

That's because guys like Fuzzyman are secretly breeding more crazy into 'em. Then they buy up stock in companies that make antibiotic ointments and band-aids.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Here is one of my hellions, Anthony.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

And the other one, Opie. Sorry for the camera phone picture.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Post more of those. There's an internet-wide shortage of housecat pictures taken with cellphones.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

What about pictures of cats talking on cell phones?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Iguana Kitty....coming soon to your town.....

http://www.myspace.com/iguanakitty