Does not compute by Bogart 12-18-01

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Cowboy Mystics by TheElPaso 12-15-01

So I said, "Them gravitons ain't gonna generate no rotor turbines by themselves." Ha ha! Well, I'll be damned! What the fuck was I talking about?

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Spankling Physics by fuzzyman 12-26-01

So then I told Nate, "You are nothing but a worm! You are a nonentity to me! Begone foul, unwanted thing!" Ha, ha! Say, have you noticed we have a bedroom background? Shouldn't you be stomping on my head or something?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Insert your own close-quote.

Physics with Regis and Kathie Lee by kaufman 12-27-01

One day on the set... So I said, "For $1,000,000, what don't rotor turbines generate by themselves? (A) Wind, (B) Photons, (C) Gravitons, or (D) Almonds? Ha, ha. Isn't Cody just the most precious thing?

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i couldnt resist the cries of my dear attempted-one-liner buddy

Horny Squirrel Physics by skagg 12-30-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about? butt rape!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I have no idea why it took someone so long to come up with that punchline.

I do think it would have been funnier with just the standard cowboy setup, but man...

ive always used the squirrel for the simple butt rape line

it was a half assed attempt at starting my onw craze in my own living room

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Cowboy Advertising by fuzzyman 1-20-02

So I says, "Them rotor-turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Buy the amazing wireless X-10 Cam! Use it anywhere to see naked chicks! That's what you want, isn't it? Naked chicks! Comone, guy... you know you want it! Buy an X-10 Cam today! Hmmm... What's that thing in the corner? Hey! It's Bob's X-10 Cam! Quick, let's undress and put on a lesbian love show for him! Goddamn X-10 pop-up ads!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

So DexX said, "Well, why not make some Rosencrantz and Guildenstern comics?", and I said, "Ha, ha. What the fuck?" Of course one of them had to fit this category ...

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Physicists by kaufman 3-14-02

So I said, "Prithee m'lord, yon rotorial turbines in solitary state shall nary a graviton generate." Ha, ha. You realize that Hamlet will have us offed for that, don't you?

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Anyone still read this thread?

Shatner Physics (part 1) by kaufman 6-19-02

So ... I said ... WELL!

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Inspired by the same conversation...

Cowboy Overacting by DexX 6-19-02

Meanwhile, back on the two-dimensional cardboard ranch... So I say, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." What? The... the rotor.. t-t-turbines...? Why do they mock me so? Why? Al I wanted was some gravitons! Damn those rotor turbines! DAMN THEM TO HELL! Where the fuck did you learn to act? *sob*

Yeah, Ken's is better...

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Reality Bytes by kaufman 6-26-02

One day on #stripcreator... Hah! I just came up with a great idea for a comic. Let's hear it! Ok, two cowboys are standing out in the field, and one of them rattles off some bogus scientific technobabble or something. The other one snickers, thinks for a second, and then requests further clarification of what the first one said. What do you think? Lame.

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[size=3]Martha Stewart Physics
by http://www.brunching.com/toys/talkingmartha.html:[/size]

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Whahey!

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I think this has been done many times before...

Physics Cowboys by not_Scyess 9-28-02

One day at the lab... So I said, "Them Brahma calves ain't gonna rope and tie themselves! Haha! What the fuck are you talking about?

But this one I like:

CC 143: Cowboy Feelings by not_Scyess 9-24-02

o/~ Physics... nothing more than, Physics... Trying not to forget my... physics... Physics, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, gravatrons; you'll never come again. o/~ What the fuck are you talking about?

And this one I like a lot:

Cowboy Psionics by not_Scyess 10-12-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! SUPER COWBOY PSIONIC COMBUSTION ATTACK! AAAAAIIYEEEE!!!

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