I guess the poet in me shows through,
I write poetry.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I like to drive big trucks.
And did I mention wirthling sucks?
He sucks giant donkey cock
And on his head he wears a sock.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

not quite as good as that, though...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

There once was a robot from Nantucket...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I write poetry. Maybe if I'm in a good mood someday I'll show it to somebody or even post it on my site.

(I had to dig back to find this)

I once had a pal named Gabe Billings,
who loved to receive 'dental fillings.'
He must've been hollow,
given how much he'd swallow.
Had he charged money he'd now be worth billions.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

How much of your poetry involves conflagration ?

Seriously, I think posting some of your poetry
would be very cool. We could request a section
for poetry and song, be it limericks and parodies
or whate'er.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Along the lines of Caption Mountain and
Photoshop Valley, Brad could call it
Rhyming River.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

She says that
she has ADD or
something. Maybe that's
why she writes in short
sentences.

She says that
I have it, too, but
I don't think that....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Yes, ladyj, you described him perfectly.
He hates karaoke, he's an excellent chef,
I'm sure that Lara was indeed satisfied,
his drink of choice is Jack & Coke, he

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I meant the Robin Williams/Paul Reiser/Dudley Moore/Jackie Mason thing, actually.

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In all seriousness, Bunner is a very generous host and a nice guy who is passionate about music. Gabe is a very nice, very likable dude who manages to be completely bald and NOT look scary. Lemur is very quiet, but that's probably because the other 4 of us are loudmouthed fuckers. Lara is fun and interesting and not afraid of anything.

It was a fun meet.

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pita, why do you write
your messages in this
format? I keep expecting
it to rhyme or something.
Just curious.

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The "bunner blew lara" incident was this: lara, extremely soused, hopped into bunner's bed under the covers. Bunner took a hair dryer and blew it under the covers so as to make them warm and toasty. Lara said, "heheh, bunner blew me" like 5 or 6 times. She didn't remember this, I had to remind her of it.

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Lara is also afraid of her car rolling over and over and landing in a ditch and catching fire, but that's pretty normal.

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What others say about boorite!

LadyJ sez:

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[*] Lara hopped... right into Bunner's... bed, where she... removed... her bra, got under the.... covers, and Bunner blew... her. She.... looked satisfied.

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LadyJ sez:

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[*] Lara hopped... right into Bunner's... bed, where she... removed... her bra, got under the.... covers, and Bunner blew... her. She.... looked satisfied.

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Jess brought up the fact that she was unable to procure the domain ladyj.com because it had already been snatched by a dominatrix from Boston who, as she so eloquently put it, had a face like a horse.

You decide.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Now, now, Dave.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I mean, Gabe.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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The "bunner blew lara" incident was this: lara, extremely soused, hopped into bunner's bed under the covers. Bunner took a hair dryer and blew it under the covers so as to make them warm and toasty. Lara said, "heheh, bunner blew me" like 5 or 6 times. She didn't remember this, I had to remind her of it.

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Killjoy.

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Well, you know, I didn't want my friend's reputation besmirched just in case someone thought he literally sucked her dick....;)

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And the feature film for the next meet is:

"Alcohol and You: Be a 'Party Smartie' and Have Fun as a Sober Skipper"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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a face like a horse.

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I like the way her lower jaw protrudes further than her nose.