And now I learn that pita likes the old lady to be her.

Double my fantasy time on this one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I suppose it had to be done...

Granny Physics by the_rew 9-16-02

One day, at the retirement home... So I said, "Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitons all by themselves!" Eh? I said "Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitons all by themselves!" Pardon? "Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitons all by themselves!" What?

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Best

Cowboy Physics

Parody

Ever

(...though I do have a fairly short memory for such things.)

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Hippy go home by ObiJo 9-16-02

Hippy!

Long haired hippy type pinko fag by ObiJo 9-16-02

Give it to me in the ass! RIGHT THERE IN THE ASS! HARDER! HARDER! DON'T STOP TILL I BLEED OR CUM! GOD YES!!! GODDAMN YES!!!

Nana hates hippies by ObiJo 9-16-02

DING DONG Give it to me in the ass! RIGHT THERE IN THE ASS! DING DONG DING DONG HARDER! HARDER! DON'T STOP TILL I BLEED OR CUM! Hippy!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

ObiJo, you magbast.

(Ah, I see the tables have turned.)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Just as the prophecies fortold, dcom. Just as the prophecies fortold.

So dubbed by ObiJo 9-16-02

And I'm a knight. And I'm a knight. And I'm a knight.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I think this is an excellent time to break out the new plaque....

(If anyone can't see that image, let me know.)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Yay!

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Yes! All I did was use an old joke. Do I really deserve it? Thanks anyway. There was the slightly less funny predecessor called "Cowboy Fizzy Drinks" but posting that would be pushing my luck I think....

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Capatin bursts into flames rides again by boinky33 9-16-02

HELP! HELP! Somebody just ran off with all my money! Hippy.

875th Oldest One in the Book by Namgubed 9-23-02

Hey Barnacle Bill, how did you get that hook and peg leg? Lost me hand crossin' sabres wit' Captain Hornblower, an' lost me leg to a broadside from a Spanish galleon. Aye, matey! What about the eye? Ahrr, 'twas a seagull crapped in me eye. How could bird crap put out your eye?? 'Twas me first day wit' the hook, ye swab! Ahrr!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Belated CC 144: The Obvious by kaufman 10-10-02

I leave tomorrow for two weeks in Hawaii. See you when I get back. Have fun! Enjoy your stay, ma'am. You have complete beach privileges. Whoa! Nice tan!

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I have 3 balls by boinky33 10-10-02

Let go of my pizza pocket! No, it's mine! You let go! You let go! You let go! You let go! You let go!