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Jael
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Nawww....God is smart. That's why he's like the Supreme Being. I like to think of him like Zeus, sweeping down randomnly, and having relations with unsuspecting types. Sorta like that whole Leda and the Swan thing!

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4-30-01 9:52am (new)
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NeoVid
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You know, it's great to see a discussion I started on a controversial subject not end with everyone hating me. That's never happened before! But there's one last thing to be said:

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5-01-01 2:57pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I've been gone for a week, and the discussion seems to have cooled down a bit, but it's not too late for me to wade in and declare you all WRONG.

Ha ha ha. Just kidding. We're all entitled to our opinions on these matters, and it's nice that we can express them without calling the other person a camel-felcher, even if his knee-crawling idiocy marks him as such.

And now, Tobor will cornhole you:

(WOW, I just realized "boorite" is an anagram for "i.e., Tobor." This is MARVELOUS PROOF of something or other.)

Anyway...

1. The Law and Jesus. The historical J doesn't seem to have overturned the law, or amended it, or anything. His is the standard pharasaical exegesis of the day. So he argued with Pharisees-- that's what Pharisees did. They had a parliamentary form of government where written law was interpreted and argued over and made into living law. When J (for example) justified picking corn on the Sabbath, he was not overturning the Law-- he was practicing law, so to speak. It was perfectly "legal" for laws to be overridden by other laws, principles, and necessities, just as in our legal system. There's nothing odd or surprising or revolutionary about it, historically. It's what you'd expect from a Rabbi of the time.

2. Science. There's a huge misunderstanding about science. Wirthling stated it perfectly: "First, the scientific community does NOT agree to any wild notion. When a scientist proposes any notion, other scientists look into it to see if it proves true or is at least sustainable in a way consistent with other known factors."

Actually, what other scientists do is look into it to see if it's false. There's a big difference. See, you can find evidence for any hare-brained proposition. It's the scientist's duty to doubt and to come up with better theories. So if I say, here's my theory, and here's a bunch of evidence, Science isn't supposed to go, "Oh, OK. Sounds rational to me." It's supposed to go, "what if your results were caused by something else? Such as excessive nose hair?"

Scientific "truth" and "belief" are very different from the religious varieties. It's not quite right to say I "believe" Relativity or Quantum Mechanics. I can say I have a high degree of confidence in their predictions, based on experience, but it's important to realize that both models deal with limited and very different sets of observations and are in many ways-- and this is VERY important-- irreconcilable. Therefore, science is looking for a better model that will explain both sets of observations, so that they can discard current "truth."

Can you imagine anything like this in religious faith? "I believe Jesus died for my sins, but I'm eager to discard this theory in favor of a more complete one. I'm gathering the evidence against my beliefs as we speak!"

Finally, Science has nothing to say about God. There's no falsifiable proposition (that I know of) concerning God, so how could Science deal with it? So why are religion and science seemingly at odds? I think it's because science is founded on doubt, and as they always say, doubt is the enemy of faith.

I've been asked: What evidence would convince you to believe in God? The short answer is, I'm not in the habit of "believing" things in that way. I mean, even if I saw a burning bush and it told me it was God, I'd have to entertain alternative hypotheses, such as I am off my rocker, or my drinking buddies are back there with a blowtorch and a Mr. Microphone. Even if it performed miracles like parting the Red Sea and vacuuming up Nazis like Nacho Cheese Doritos, I'd have to think maybe it's just very advanced technology, or an alien or something. And before I could invest any confidence in this God thing, I'd have to make head or tail of it, and so far, I can't.

Told you I was Dr. Pedantic.

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5-03-01 10:28am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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2. Science. There's a huge misunderstanding about science. Wirthling stated it perfectly: "First, the scientific community does NOT agree to any wild notion. When a scientist proposes any notion, other scientists look into it to see if it proves true or is at least sustainable in a way consistent with other known factors."

Actually, what other scientists do is look into it to see if it's false. There's a big difference.


Despite your explanation, I still don't see the difference. I agreed with your take on what scientists do, so what exactly am I misunderstanding? When I said that other scientists "look into it to see if it proves true," that is not substantially different in my mind from saying that scientists are trying to prove a discovery false. A thing gets proved true by proving that it is not false.

You are my hero.

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5-03-01 10:45am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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A thing gets proved true by proving that it is not false.

Yes, but failing to falsify something is not the same as proving it false.

In other words, science doesn't prove anything to be "true"-- just false or "not proven false." It's all about the doubt.

This is the Popperian view, after Karl Popper. It's the widely accepted notion of what "scientific" means these days. It's my answer to the common accusation that science is just as much a matter of faith, belief, truth etc. as religion.

(BTW, I'm talking about theories and models, like the Big Bang, not so much observational facts, like the speed of light, red shift, 4 degree K background radiation, circumfrence of Earth, etc. etc.)

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5-03-01 11:08am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Yes, but failing to falsify something is not the same as proving it false.


Oops, I meant: Yes, but failing to falsify something is not the same as proving it true.

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5-03-01 11:09am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I understand the "falsifiable" thing. I suppose I was just sloppy with the way I stated it...

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5-03-01 11:49am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Unlike ME.

"Yes, but failing to falsify a failed but falsifiable truth does not disqualify not proving it to be untrue, only a failure to verify its falsity. RAAAAR!"

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5-03-01 11:53am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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1. The Law and Jesus. The historical J doesn't seem to have overturned the law, or amended it, or anything. His is the standard pharasaical exegesis of the day. So he argued with Pharisees-- that's what Pharisees did. They had a parliamentary form of government where written law was interpreted and argued over and made into living law. When J (for example) justified picking corn on the Sabbath, he was not overturning the Law-- he was practicing law, so to speak. It was perfectly "legal" for laws to be overridden by other laws, principles, and necessities, just as in our legal system. There's nothing odd or surprising or revolutionary about it, historically. It's what you'd expect from a Rabbi of the time.

Jesus, as you said, was a rabbi. He was also a carpenter. The point is, he was also a rabbi with a pretty dodgy career. He didn't sit about arguing semantics with Pharisees, he told them they were two-faced bastards in so many words. Jesus stirred up a lot of crap for a Rabbi, but what he did not do is demonstrate any interest in the arcane points of legislation. He said "Today I give you a new law: Love your neighbour as yourself." In other words, this was to superceed the Mosaic law and the doctrines of the Ten Commandments, because, basically, if you treat people like you want to be treated, the Ten Commandments are a moot point. This theme of a prophet bringing change to the followers of the Hebrew God is repeated throughout the Old Testament.

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2. Science. There's a huge misunderstanding about science. Wirthling stated it perfectly: "First, the scientific community does NOT agree to any wild notion. When a scientist proposes any notion, other scientists look into it to see if it proves true or is at least sustainable in a way consistent with other known factors."
Actually, what other scientists do is look into it to see if it's false. There's a big difference. See, you can find evidence for any hare-brained proposition. It's the scientist's duty to doubt and to come up with better theories. So if I say, here's my theory, and here's a bunch of evidence, Science isn't supposed to go, "Oh, OK. Sounds rational to me." It's supposed to go, "what if your results were caused by something else? Such as excessive nose hair?"

No, the scientific community at large does not, by it's very definition, condone or subscribe to wild notions. I am curious, however, as to just how much hard science any of us here really know. Or theology, for that matter. Science is an approach, not a job description, after all. Science covers a lot of shit, you know? And, as I stated, great volumes of scientific research and the conclusions drawn therefrom are not broadly disseminated to the general public, and even if they were, most of it would be indecipherable to people outside of that discipline. What most folks get from science -like it or not- as far as a mental reference point, are guys in lab coats doing terribly interesting things that bore the shit out of us if we pay too much attention to it. The scientific community has good PR, too. They know that the warm and fuzzy feeling people get from it's more productive research is all most people really want. And that's fine, but my point was: I know a few people who are actually firmly entrenched research scientists in various disciplines and avenues of research. I talk with these guys. I applaud and commend them for admitting just how stunningly little we actually know, and how much there is to learn. I am awed by their disciplined and objective approaches to producing solid, tangible results in their research. I can tell you that to a man, though, if asked to choose between "E.T." or "The Ten Commandments" as being useful for educational purposes, they would snicker and say "E.T., obviously. At least that's PLAUSIBLE." This despite the fact that at least the Ten Commandments is somewhat educational as a dramatisation of Hebraic mythology and a historic artifact of a religious faith. We all get narrowed by the mechanics of our occupations.

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Scientific "truth" and "belief" are very different from the religious varieties. It's not quite right to say I "believe" Relativity or Quantum Mechanics. I can say I have a high degree of confidence in their predictions, based on experience, but it's important to realize that both models deal with limited and very different sets of observations and are in many ways-- and this is VERY important-- irreconcilable.
Therefore, science is looking for a better model that will explain both sets of observations, so that they can discard current "truth."

Duh.

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Can you imagine anything like this in religious faith? "I believe Jesus died for my sins, but I'm eager to discard this theory in favor of a more complete one. I'm gathering the evidence against my beliefs as we speak!"

Nice twist on the Sagan quote, but your cheerleading pom poms are showing.

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Finally, Science has nothing to say about God. There's no falsifiable proposition (that I know of) concerning God, so how could Science deal with it?

Which, of course, doesn't keep the scientific community at large from snickering up it's sleeve at the notion of God. Not that anybody really cares, but people notice stuff like that. It's one of those things that everybody knows but nobody admits to. The fact of the matter is that the scientific community at large is widely regarded as being so inherently dismissive and scornful of the notion of an engineered universe created by a superior being, that God is indeed regarded as antithetical to science in general. Just because they don't publish a paper named: "Scientific Community Declares God Bollocks", doesn't mean that everybody, inclding you, doesn't know better. If this smacks of a cliche`, (there are, after all, scientists of various faiths), then no less cliche`d aspersions have been cast upon the religious community since the age of enlightenment

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So why are religion and science seemingly at odds? I think it's because science is founded on doubt, and as they always say, doubt is the enemy of faith.

Science, by and large, via the preponderance of it's research and methodologies, has actually dismissed the notion of God quite handily. And as far as religions go, as near as I can tell, organised relgion is at least as imposing an enemy to faith as doubt.
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I've been asked: What evidence would convince you to believe in God? The short answer is, I'm not in the habit of "believing" things in that way. I mean, even if I saw a burning bush and it told me it was God, I'd have to entertain alternative hypotheses, such as I am off my rocker, or my drinking buddies are back there with a blowtorch and a Mr. Microphone. Even if it performed miracles like parting the Red Sea and vacuuming up Nazis like Nacho Cheese Doritos, I'd have to think maybe it's just very advanced technology, or an alien or something.

Thank you. Everybody knows that grey beings with large heads, black eyes, demonstrating unbelieveable scientific advances as a race -that have been sighted repeatedly by reputable gas station attendants, hairdressers, and monster truck rally attendees- are an entirely more plausible explanation for anything out of the ordinary than a set of ideas that have lasted since the beginning of recorded human history in one form or another. :- )

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And before I could invest any confidence in this God thing, I'd have to make head or tail of it, and so far, I can't.

The articles of most religious precepts all seem to eschew the notion that God has to believe in you, or toss a few miracles out per capita to prove his existance. There is something to be said for faith, actually. The notions of faith and belief and hope are entrenched within the human spirit, and, as the cliche` says: "spring eternal". As much I heartily endorse the love of learning and objective thought, if academia has a shortcoming in and of itself, it lies in the fact that armchair, or for that matter, laboratory bound speculation and convoluted reviews of data and ideologies do NOT lend themselves to nourishing the spiritual nature of mankind. You have to go out and get your hands dirty with something at some point, or you might as well not go anywhere at all. As long as organised religion is touted as the most salient provider of emotional and spiritual care and nourishment, the slap-happy, dogmatic, inexplicably idiotic notions that go with it will prevail over the true value of faith as an anchor in a chaotic world.

But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

Now, if you will excuse me, there are a bunch of Starbucks that need burning. Caramel Macchiatto.... I hope to kiss a pig.

Love,

bunner

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5-03-01 11:59am (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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Thanks, Dennis, but that looks like it takes up enough space for about 70 people's opinions. I'm glad I'm not starved enough for entertianment to actually read anything posted in this folder. 8)

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5-03-01 12:07pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Thanks, Dennis, but that looks like it takes up enough space for about 70 people's opinions. I'm glad I'm not starved enough for entertianment to actually read anything posted in this folder. 8)


Me too.

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5-03-01 12:16pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Fuck you all for making this thread longer than Gabe's "I am a collosal geek" thread.

As for the rest of it, we're kind of covering old ground, aren't we? I'll say, "Scientists don't have an agenda to disprove god, only to prove truth. And, sure, sometimes they get pissed off when people think that God put dinosaur bones in the ground as a test, or that the universe is only 4500 years old, but they're pissed off at mankind's rote following of untruths, not at God." Then you all will say, "Fuck OFF, you smelly Mama's boy." Then I'll say, "Hey, was that really neces.." But then you'll cut me off saying, "Get him!!!" And then I'll run, you'll catch me, I'll get beaten, you'll get arrested, and it will be just a miserable day overall. So, instead I offer this: radish. Use it wisely.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over in the "I am a collosal geek" thread, remembering when Gabe was a geek, everyone understood and accepted that, and the world made a little more sense.

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5-03-01 1:39pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Wait wait, let me get this straight, the donkey, and the llama, no, wait...
Oh Christ my head hurts.

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5-03-01 1:45pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Bunner, you can type all you want. Tobor is still going to cornhole you.

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5-03-01 1:55pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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One more thing, Bunner: Please go stand by the stairs so that I can protect you.

(I shove loaves and fishes down their throats. Do not trust Bunner. He is malfunctioning.)

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5-03-01 2:02pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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I tried to enter some fake "bunnerbot" code, but the SQL server tried to translate it as an actual boolean argument, and it went batshit. So, in lieu of that: You're all pootie heads.

bunnerbot

over here

hiding from a red robot with a hardon the size of a Volvo.

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5-03-01 2:20pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Oh, by the way.... THIS IS THE 100th POST IN THIS THREAD! Eat your heart out, gabe.

bunner

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5-03-01 2:38pm (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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And this is number 101. I am quite scared at the enormousness of it.

Which, incidentally, is what Wirthling said when.. nope, can't do it again. Damn my better side interfering with me.

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5-03-01 5:56pm (new)
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Braze
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Science, God. Buh. Ever heard of the Anthropic Principle? That's god.

The scientific community. Snickering up their sleeves at the simplified "man in the clouds" concept of God, probably. But that's a teaching intended for the ignorant, the laypeople. There is a hell of a lot that the average, say, 'Catholic' doesn't know about Catholicism. They've probably never looked at St. Thomas Aquinas' works, they probably don't know what Calvinism is. Then they rebel against the simplified morals they've been taught, they argue that religion is stupid and they become whiny Goths. All they reveal is their own ignorance.

Most of religion was designed to placate the peasantry. And for the most part, when your life is a pile of shit and you're told if you act nice you'll go to an eternal paradise when you die, well --- it's good for business. But there is another side to religion, one that consists of thousands of years of philosophical thought by some truly brilliant men. It's folly to disregard this just because you happen to think that the whole "GOD HATES FAGS" thing is stupid, without bothering to look at the historical context.

Also, my friend is a physicist; he says that many of the concepts break down at the higher levels, and the questions such as "Why does gravity function in this manner?" are simply dismissed by this statement: "because of God." Theological mockery or not, the fact is that science honestly has nothing better to put forward.

5-04-01 5:40am (new)
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Braze
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Note: the first paragraph was in reference to "the faithful" not knowing shit about religion, not scientists. Just thought I'd clear that little ambiguity up. Also, "whiny goths" is hyperbole. Just so you know.

5-04-01 5:49am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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...whiny Goths.

See the hateful haikus forum. :-)

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... "because of God." Theological mockery or not, the fact is that science honestly has nothing better to put forward.

Um.... In my opinion it does. Sure, science doesn't know everything. Matter of fact, in science, certainty is flatly ruled out. I think that's better than pretending to certainty in matters that are most uncertain. At least I prefer it.

People are fond of saying that at bottom, science's explanations are really no better than "because of God," but I'll bet most of them have vaccination scars. :-)

(I usually don't do smileys, but seeing as how this is a subject that people tend to go to war over...)

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5-04-01 8:49am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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I actually agree with most of what Braze said. And, if you actually read any of the stuff I wrote, (which, naturally, is a lot more boring and uncool than the other long-winded posts,) you will note that the one thing I did not think of God as being is the "man in the clouds".

People have been taking the piss out of Christianity, in it's many forms and denominations, for the last 10 years because it's fashionable. Every single ill in the known universe hs been dumped at the feet of American white people without vaginas. If they are Christians, doubly so. And while white christiany and many of it's terrible follies could use the piss taken out of them, you'll note that nobody says ANYthing about other races, nationalities, or the faiths to which the primarily adhere. At least not in this culture. In North America, honkies of any intellectual merit whatsoever are fully expected to take up a life of self-flallegation.

This is one more socio-cultural fashion parade. And it, like all the others, will go away. New heroes and villians will be found, and new bad ideas will replace old bad ideas, and in the interim, a handful of actual good ideas will come to the fore and be adhered to.

Welcome to history's version of the Dope Show.

bunner

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wirthling
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I was going to respond, but I can't think of anything that isn't smirk-inducing. I blame my inability to express myself in non-smirky terms on the oppression of me and my fellow white, christian, american, heterosexual males.

Oh crap. I went and said something smirky anyway. See?

(I'm going to test boorite's theory and see if using an emoticon helps.)

;-)

or is 8-) better?

or maybe :o)

(I'll have to work on this 'diffusing enmity through the (possibly) insincere use of smiley faces' thing.)

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5-04-01 9:42am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Hm. In the USA, at least, church attendance is up in recent years. And the media seem, to my eye, to treat faith (just about any faith) as a de facto good. Our VP candidate Lieberman was heard to say that a person could not be moral without being religious. Bush Sr. said atheists were not Americans because this is "One Nation Under God." (No outcry except from one atheist and one progressive magazine.) Bush Jr. wants to give tax money to religious groups. A candidate is considered unelectable unless he makes a big show of his faith. We've got shows like "Touched by an Angel" and movies like Michael. Polls show that a stunning number of Americans believe Creationism over evolution (I forget the number, can look it up). Sports heroes are "God this" and "God that." (Like God has money on the Knicks or something.) On and on. So here in the States, at least, I don't see how Christianity is on the run (although it has become amusingly vulgar from all the secular influences, but that's another issue).

Could be a different climate where you are, Bunner.

Do you have stairs in your house?

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5-04-01 11:15am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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.

(I'm going to test boorite's theory and see if using an emoticon helps.)

;-)

or is 8-) better?

or maybe :o)

(I'll have to work on this 'diffusing enmity through the (possibly) insincere use of smiley faces' thing.)


Many enter the temple, wirthling-sahn, few remain. You must make an emoticon from the depths of your being.

(And, by the way, I know that white guys aren't being oppressed, it's just our turn in the bad guy barrel. It convolutes, and convolutes and.... well, you get the idea. Maybe by 2020, it'll be Chinese women, or the Freemasons or Taoism. Either way, it gives people something to do and somebody to blame.)

Free heroin on every corner
Yay religion
Yay TV
Yay keeping everybody believing that everybody but they alone are dead wrong about everything.

(Sorry about all the typos, BTW....)

Love,

bunner

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