So it's like THAT, huh? Take this!

josh you are a pain
dude, you drives me insane
yo' name ain't capitalized
yo' balls ain't supa'-sized
yo' grammar's hella' sick
(just ask Doc Pedantic)
and yet you call me out
but you ain't won this bout
'cause I take my M-16
and I pump lead up yo' spleen
then I dig up yo' body
so Tobor can get naughty
then I hump yo' mutha'
(she gives head like no utha')
next time you'll know betta'
I'm a gangsta' to da letta'

WEST SIDE, FOO'!!!

Devin
a.k.a. e X ! l e
a.k.a. The Enlightened Cleric
a.k.--

Er, sorry about that. Nothing like foolish rapping to bring the sub_m7 out of you. :-P

So you want a rap fight, do ya?

It'll be on my rules!

We each make 3 raps, dissing each other. They are lilited to ten lines, excluding my EAST COAST!! AAAH!!! and your stupid west crap where they save a bunch of crap lousy whales. (shoutout to gimpy) When all three are in, I'll ask the other users to judge them.
Oh, and no swearing. Swears are too easy to rhyme, yo!
And make it READABLE! None of this "Imma' goin' ta' beat' ya' down nigga'"
Let the games begin!

Poor Devin will loose this comp
His poor ass I will stomp
In three raps he will see
He can never out rap me
I should send him some e-mail
saying he will always fail
A shot to the head
He's better off dead
Because he likes hip hop
a cap in his ass I will pop
EAST COAST!!!
AAAAH!!

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I got one.....

I don't wanna boast
but I like toast
You can eat it with jam
or eat it with jelly
eat it with Jonny
or eat it with Kelly.
Eat it with butter
comes from a cow's udder.
eat it in a box or eat it with a fox
But don't eat it with what comes out of my tube socks!
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!

No slang OR cussing? Trying to turn my rap into a nursery rhyme, dangit! :-P

But you're on!

You might think you are cool
But you're nothing but a fool
You can't step with this flow
(Yo gramps, take it slow)
'Cause I bust rhymes at light speed
Way faster than you can read
The rhythm's in your face
(You had better learn your place)
When this rap comes to your town
Just give up and stand down.

WEST SIDE, FOO'!!!

You'll eat those words, My Friend
you'll ask lyrics for me to lend
But you ain't gettin none of these
you'll be down on your hands and knees
beggin me for mercy you'll never get
I'll out rap you, you can bet
You should move far away
So we won't hear what you have to say
Because, my friend, your rhymes are weak
It's just too bad you know how to speak
EAST COAST!!!
AAAAH!!

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I got told a few weeks ago by some mosher guy that, as a white Scot, I shouldn't be allowed to like hip hop music. This is clearly bollocks.

Josh, time for an education
You better listen hard to my dissertation:
There are two peeps in this city
There's me (O.G.) and there's you (the wannabe)
When I get down and nasty
With your sorry skills, you can't even get past me
'Cause your rap is lackluster
(Is this weak ass crap the best thing you can muster?)
So who are you to be 'dissing
When you bust a rhyme, there'd be booing and hissing

WORD. *insert weird gangsta' stance here*

WEST SIDE, FOO'!!!

Sorry, that wasn't the best dis
I bet you don't have rhymes like this
First off, I would never live near you
Second, No one will ever ph33r you
I hang out all day at the Seven Eleven
Making up rhymes about how I hate Devin
And how he likes Rap and Hip hop
And how he makes weak rhymes Non-stop
I'm gonna shoot you next time you pass
And set you on fire with a lighter and gas
EAST COAST!!!
AAAAH!!!

Just to let you know, City and Wannabe Don't rhyme

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It's close enough.

Now don't make me point out all the times you switched the places of the subject and the predicate. :-P

(Will "rap" up tomorrow, playing Harvest Moon.)

Yeah! Tomorrow! Since I am done my three I can go back to playing Starfox:Adventures. Awesome.

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A'ight, let's finish 'dis:

josh here wants to player-hate
so Big D (me) gotta regulate
if you think you can front with me
you're dead wrong, just you wait and see

SLAM SLAM SLAM goes my trunk
look what I got, you piece of junk

BANG BANG BANG to the head I said
12-gauge shotgun to the head
BANG BANG BANG your head full of lead
Yo brother, I shots you dead!

Okay, now we can finally allow this thread to rest in peace. :-P

Good game.

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quote:

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BANG BANG BANG to the head I said
12-gauge shotgun to the head
BANG BANG BANG your head full of lead
Yo brother, I shots you dead!

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In the Big Rock Candy Mountain
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft boiled eggs.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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A'ight, let's finish 'dis:

josh here wants to player-hate
so Big D (me) gotta regulate
if you think you can front with me
you're dead wrong, just you wait and see

SLAM SLAM SLAM goes my trunk
look what I got, you piece of junk

BANG BANG BANG to the head I said
12-gauge shotgun to the head
BANG BANG BANG your head full of lead
Yo brother, I shots you dead!

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Agreed.

See, now everyone else is joining in! Posers. :-P

Captain Obvious thinks that bunnerabb is trying to steal his job.

Captain Obvious also thinks that bunnerabb does not listen to gangsta rap.

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This is my signature.

I thought it was a hyper-commodified type of rebellion or form of oppositional culture based on complex musical discourses of resistance involving distrust, anger, and a critique of a perceived racist and discriminatory society.

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What others say about boorite!

....really, though, I have to admit that the oppositional element has been downplayed lately in favor of a sort of Baudrillardian hyperreality whereby the lines between fiction and reality are continually blurred and challenged.

(You did say to visit the library for more information. :-P)

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What others say about boorite!

To wrap up boorite's first post: rappers are basically singing about "the world is f---ing me and I would like to f--- it back."

To wrap up boorite's second post: bulululululululululululuh, um, I like marmalade!

But rappers these days generally sing about getting money and women. Darn those sellouts.

Please. This is a family site.

Please. This is a family site.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Well, we've all had Andy's maw. That's true.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

If you're going to log on as Captain Obvious, please don't refer to the character in the third person. It's not his schtick.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I thought it was a hyper-commodified type of rebellion or form of oppositional culture based on complex musical discourses of resistance involving distrust, anger, and a critique of a perceived racist and discriminatory society.

*ahem*

[b]You find a cop, hang him bloody with a nail in his throat.. 357, point blank range, call the ambulance die bitch first cop I see I'm breaking his knee then break inside his house and kill his whole fuckin' family... 911 means somebody is dead they'll be 911 cops shot in they fuckin' head

You lady cops, yeah, you all think that i'm soft stick my gun inside your pussy and blast cause i'm pissed off i've been known for takin' a cop's life... a crazy nigga, some say i'm insane cop killer is my first name...[/b]

GANKSTA N-I-P

So.... would that be the complex musical discourse, or the articulate social critique?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.