The Only Duck Club. by ArtemisStrong 1-24-03

Je Suis Solitaire... Quack!

I had to do it before anyone else got the chance.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

All Your Memes Are Belong To Us

CC 166: The Ducks Only Club: Redux by bonwag 1-25-03

Quack, muthaf___er!

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exit, pursued by a bear

It was calling out my name!

Ducks Only Club 2003 by Papier_Cliche 1-25-03

God damned Supreme Court...

Ive started a cliche! I feel so proud. :)

I have 30 seconds to comply. Until then....

CC 166: The Ducks Only Club Sandwich by bonwag 1-25-03

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exit, pursued by a bear

CC166: In The Field Where I Lie by UnknownEric 1-25-03

Eric put a lot of thought into this comic. Yes, choosing just the right characters and perfect background. He's also hung like a horse. Seriously.

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I has a flavor!

Alright, you funny bastards; it's time to put this one to bed. Alot of stuff here made me laugh, but my very favoritest confabulators are:

Naz_ghul Self Referential Syntax
TheGovernor The Ducks Only Club
Boorite The Second Lie
Buffylavalamp Boyz
Namgubed Gangs Are Bad...
Kaufman Return of the King & To Tell the Truth
Zegota I Cast Magic Missile
Devin You Can't Hide it Forever
Big Evil Dan Cowboys

That's still a metric boatload of entries, and some were too close to call. So I decided to go with a new face (well, new to me). The winner is:

I cast Magic Missile!! by Zegota 1-24-03

I am an ATM machine, please insert your credit card and tell me your code Did anyone ever fall for that stupid trick? No, but I found a quarter on the floor after that big guy sucker punched me a while back.

Congratulations Mr. Zegota. Am I pronouncing that right?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????????????????????????

curses!

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www.industrialprophet.com

I didn't even think I'd get a mention. I'm happy. :-)

Now I'm just concerned that our winner will take a while to post the next contest.

quote:

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I didn't even think I'd get a mention. I'm happy. :-)

Now I'm just concerned that our winner will take a while to post the next contest.

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Um.. can't we divide the funniness by the amount of comics they've made in total? It's, um... shut up.

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

Quack.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

WOOHOO!

Fear not, I shall post a new competition ASAP.

Just need to think one up.

*Bows*

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...