Fireman Conner And His Unquenchable Thirst For Idiom by Beeko180 4-22-09

Did you mean this thing? Was it under the bed? Yes. Then yes I did.....

Never In my Life Have I Seen a Person So Unsure..... by Beeko180 4-23-09

So you're saying that you DIDN'T gag, rope, strangle and kill the seventeen people and simultaneously dump them on the side of the road? Yes. I mean no. I mean yes.

FTC 141: Zorg's New Question, I mean Job... by Beeko180 4-23-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform... Any questions? Yes, when do I get a nightstick?

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On the weekend I'll most likely be doing the following things:

1. Making a shitload of comics per day.
2. Riding my bike
3. Drawing
4. Watching TV
5. Sleeping
6. Waking up early
7. Eating
8. Drawing again
9. Making a shitload of comics again
10. Hopefullyafter all that I'll be too exausted that I'll drop onto my bed and fall asleep, which is most likely not going to happen anyway.

Here is a bunch of comics that take part for a particular comic series about rules that don't really apply as rules due to the fact that not many people would do things such as dress up as Michael Jackson for a halloween party, but anyway I'm sure I've done enough blabbering on and it's time to introduce a new star in my latest comic strips:

Rules- 3 by Beeko180 4-23-09

Rule number three- When leaving the toilet seat up, always remember to pour water all over the tiles. That way, when your son comes in he'll most likely hit the ground screaming in a pool of blood. In turn, this will effect how long your son will live.

Rules- 4 by Beeko180 4-23-09

Rule number four- Always remember that Videogames are NOT real life. And that even if you DO fall out of your chair while your friend is shooting cute little squirrels... This does NOT mean that you are beginning to feel attracted to men and not women...

Rules- 5 by Beeko180 4-23-09

Rule number five- Always carry a nightsick with you at night... Not to protect yourself, but rather so you can beat the policeman in the head while you plan your getaway after a nights worth of heavy drinking...

Rules- 6 by Beeko180 4-23-09

Rule number six- Never turn up at a halloween party dressed as Michael Jackson... You don't know WHAT they'll do...

Rules- 7 by Beeko180 4-23-09

And finally, rule number seven- Never pay attention to what I say... Even IF I just told you several valuable rules of which a mature person would follow with responsibility...

This series has brought me up to 1690 comics, and here is a link to the set just for a small proportion of convenience:

 Rules

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More...

A little? by Beeko180 4-24-09

Just keep calm... You had NOTHING to do with it..... I swear that, even though I may have nibbled his toes a little, I did NOT kill him! A little? The guy's feet are completely gone!

The Tunnel by Beeko180 4-24-09

OH DEAR GOD! I SEE NO LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!!!!! Is it because the tunnel is too dark to see? No, It's because the tunnel has hair in it.

Members of the Jury I give you.... by Beeko180 4-24-09

OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR! Objection sustained. Now go back to the part where he looks at her with those gorgeous eyes...

Billy's trip to Disneyland In a Particular Sense... by Beeko180 4-24-09

I still don't get it Billy. Why do you even LIKE that stuff? Well for one thing she IS pretty good at it... But she's fat... I could say the same thing about you except ten times worse...

Banana by Beeko180 4-24-09

I still can't believe you took my Banana... Maybe it's the fact that you CAN'T believe that I took it, that you can't believe. What are you getting at, this time? Well I'm just saying, If you wanted to make sure nobody would take it you shouldn't have stuck it in the fridge with a big sign that said "Eat me, I'm free!"

Yay! Now I have 1700 comics! Woopee! Let me know what you think so far....

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Oh, I forgot to post these:

Rules- 1 by Beeko180 4-23-09

Over the period of four years I've come to realise a particular group of rules. Rule number one- Never walk up to a fat person and ask them if they watch the number on their scales climb.....

Rules- 2 by Beeko180 4-23-09

Rule number two- Never feed a hamster red wine.... I say this with deep remorse due to the fact that I have both tried and failed in attempting to get a hamster to play with a hamsterwheel....

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A twenty episode series that adds to the story of Frank's life:

And That's How Frank Moved In And Out Of His Friends Place

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A whole entire series made up of ten episodes:

Steps

And then there's a bunch of comics that don't really belong to a series:

Tobor's Costume by Beeko180 4-24-09

I'm sorry, I just came to say that Jeff needs his halloween suit back, he has a date with a big Star Trek fan on saturday...

Santa's Little Hunter by Beeko180 4-24-09

Do we have to??? Yes we do Butch Now help me find all the small dwarf thingies will ya.

Billy Takes a Nap That Lasts 4 Years by Beeko180 4-24-09

Wow, this is sooo cool Gabe! Yeah yeah, just stay off the road for moving whatever... You don't seem very happy about this do you? KA THUNK! Well I didn't until just now...

Bench by Beeko180 4-24-09

I hope there's a reasonable explanation as to why you put the bench in the middle of the road. Nope!

Flaming Hairdo by Beeko180 4-24-09

What are you trying to do? Nothing. I think I saw a spark then!

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I love the rule's series- keep it up.

Thanks, cool avatar by the way.....

Here's the link to a very short mini-series I just did:

Dire Straits- Walk of "Fear"

Now I'm going to have some lunch....

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Mr. ZiggyZooga's 9th Season is ready to be read by anyone. Here are all twenty episodes of the Season:

Mr. ZiggyZooga- Season 9 Begins! by Beeko180 4-24-09

Come on Randy! We're going to rot in hell today! Either that or we'll most likely end up thrown away in prison after being chased halfway over the world by the Australian, American and British Military! OK! To the hideout that will no longer be a hideout once we reveal it to you in this season!

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-24-09

Tip toe Tip toe Tip toe.... Tip toe Tip toe Tip toe... Why are we being sneaky Ziggy? SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE HOW POINTLESS THIS STRIP IS WITHOUT YOU COMMENTING ON ALL OF IT?!!!!

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-24-09

I love you as much as Adam loves Eve! I'm sorry, what? Are you ok Ziggy? I think those peculiar flowers did something to my brain after I smoked them..

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-24-09

SLAM!

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-24-09

WELL SHOOT ME DEAD AND DRAG MY MANGLED CORPSE INTO A DITCH! IS THAT ZIGGY?! I'm sorry what?

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Five more comics, Just so you know, I've already beaten my record of how many comics I can make in a day:

Not a Knock Knock Joke by Beeko180 4-25-09

Knock Knock! Who's there? Give me your money or I'll shoot you, take what I can and run like the wind! I am not involved in anything to do with your mother.

That was until the strings snapped... by Beeko180 4-25-09

I've got the power! Damn it!

Take THAT ONE guy I don't know! by Beeko180 4-25-09

The other day somebody told me I should be weary of what I say on the intrernet. He said and I quote: "You might insult someone" An hour later I posted a photoshopped picture of him and his brother kissing.

Stories by Beeko180 4-25-09

I used to love listening to the stories my Dad would tell us when we were growing up. I never used to believe him when he said they were true stories. That was up until when I had a kid and began to understand where he was coming from.