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Only Bad on the Outside by Beeko180 1-15-11

Coffee lady makes a terrific brew. Is that my cup? I'm telling you she grinds those beans very well. The coffee is nice and brown. Thick brown and creamy. Dude, what are you doing with my cup? Just look at it. See that brown ooze? It's really something. ________________ Dude you better clean that!

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World's Worst Hacker by Beeko180 1-16-11

There's a lot of encrypted data here. I can do it but it will take some time. Government files are hard to hack into. I suspect it should take maybe three to four hours tops. Cool, tell me when you're done. You were born in Vancouver, Canada during the cold war to a fat merchant sailor by the name of Mr. Pitts. You developed a nasty rash after you lost your virg.... Dude, what the fuck?

Public Restrooms by Beeko180 1-17-11

That's right Jimminy. Ease it out. Let it flow through you. *zip* Well done Jimminy, you did it! Who the fuck are you?

Doctor Comic by Beeko180 1-17-11

Sir, I'm afraid you're sitting ducks. You have terminal cancer. Hehe...'cause... ...sitting ducks. ...... Could you be any more stiff?

Queensland Floods Victim #2982 by Beeko180 1-16-11

Day 31- I sealed the doors and windows with metal sheets to prevent the water from getting in. I tied down the outside furniture and and did the same for the garage. I made sure no crack or cranny was left unsealed in the house and garage. All was going well. But by the time I was done I realised I had locked myself outside.

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Client F. by Beeko180 1-20-11

Your honour, between the hours of A and B my client claims he was abducted by suspects C and D. Furthermore my client would like to testify under the declaration that he is insane. I never said that! Your honour, my client is insane and as such his word is unreliable at best. He's not even a lawyer!

Friendship Physics by Beeko180 1-18-11

Okay mate, I think it's time to shut down the rotor turbines for the night. I do it every night! In fact I quit, go find another slave. THIS FRIENDSHIP ISN'T GONNA GENERATE GRAVITONS BY ITSELF YOU KNOW CARL!

How Robin Hood Would Work Out in 2011 by Beeko180 1-19-11

Sup? I am Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! And I bring you gold! Gold as bright as can be. Gold that glints and sparkles at the slightest hint of sun! The most gold you could ever need and some of this gold you shall get! I have travelled far and wide taking from the rich and... Where'd my gold go?

Obesity Comic by Beeko180 1-19-11

I'm afraid you are morbidly obese. Don't worry there's still a chance that you can turn you're life around with lots of running and vegetables. In other words, you're screwed.

Speech Impediment by Beeko180 1-19-11

Welcome to Jenkins hardware how may I help you, sir? I'm looking for a hook ERR. Down the street, turn left. Have a good day sir. I refuse to leave without purchasing a hook ERR! I want a lawyer ERR.

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The Great Trilogy by Beeko180 1-20-11

____________________________________________The_Olympic______ ____________________________________________The_Britanic______ ____________________________________________The_Titanic_______ .....And the fuck lets go of me. So what's your story?

Lawsuit by Beeko180 1-21-11

My client agrees to put this behind you and him. I do. Under the terms that you move to Canada and spend three and a half hours reciting the american anthem in a canadian pub once a day. SLAM! You stupid fuck, why'd you do that? You owe me thousands of dollars in lawsuit funds.

Funny Story Dave by Beeko180 1-21-11

Funny story Dave. I was about to score with a chick and I walk into my bedroom. We get onto the bed and the chick spots something. Can you guess what it was? Limp dick? No Roger, No. It was your fucking cam-corder and it was turned on facing the bed. Gee, I don't know how that happened. YOU LYING SHIT! YOU RUINED MY LIFE! Funny, cause you've been ruining it yourself for the past 10 years.

Christmas in Little Pingley by Beeko180 1-21-11

It was Christmas in the Small English village of Little Pingley. Miss Crippledlemon was almost done cooking the turkey and the smell of candy canes was wafting through the air. Fa la la la la la la la la. Before we carve the turkey let us all say grace. No offence dad but if you're going to turn a turkey into a christian sermon we may as well be blurting out every wrong thing we've done this year. I fucked your sister. Dad, I was joking. Oh.

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Swiss Alps Survivors by Beeko180 1-22-11

Boy, this is serious, this is really bad. We were supposed to go on holidays. And the plane crashes in the alps. Boy, I think we're screwed this time. Neal?

Tard Boy and Finkelman- Tribute by Beeko180 1-22-11

Did you see that? There was a guy in a bus with a bomb strapped to his chest. We should help them! Well? Maybe later.

Office Gossip by Beeko180 1-23-11

Hey, did you hear the news? News, what news? Eric Chan caught a senior employee whacking out in the company basement. I'm Eric Chan. And why is it so hard to believe that a senior man was doing weed? Doing weed? Eric Chan is a person?

Company Doctor by Beeko180 1-25-11

Looks like your check up was an okay Dave. Really? That's great. Did I do it right? Was I okay? What could I have improved on? Uuuh The new company doctor is pretty uncertain of himself. When I told him I've had better he ran off towards the bathroom crying "I hate my life, I hate my life". Uh Dave, we don't have a company doctor.

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Wizard Whitebeard & The Kingdom of White, White, White. by Beeko180 1-26-11

I am the great Wizard Whitebeard. I travel far and wide spreading the news of the white kingdom. Only the pure at heart may enter my kingdom of White, for the white doors are sealed to all who are not pure at heart. ..... The white gates seal the white doors that the white path leads to. The trees are covered by thick white snow... This is rediculous.

Try It All At Least Once by Beeko180 1-27-11

Hey listen, I'm going to need to crash here for the night. Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my house? ....... I'm your son??? Get the fuck out.

The Trix Bunny Gets Laid Off

Morning beautiful. I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from last night.

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Gift of Thought by Beeko180 1-27-11

Hey honey, you know how you said you always wanted a pony? Yes? Well I couldn't afford one so I got you an ant farm instead. Then I felt bad so I set them free.

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Date Night by Beeko180 1-29-11

So do I get a kiss goodnight? What happened to my date? Spastic Colon. What's a spastic colon? It's where... the colon... A spastic colon...... shut up.... just shut up.

The Gloves are Off by Beeko180 1-29-11

Doctor, I must protest, If the procedure of it isn't done properly the gynecologist can contract all sorts of diseases. I strongly recommend you wear gloves. Gloves are for pansies. Very well doctor... You have AIDS. Crap.

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Tell-Your-Patient-False-Information Day by Beeko180 1-29-11

Well, I told my patient he was going to die in three weeks. Haha. I told mine he has terminal cancer. Did he? I don't know.

Quick and Simple by Beeko180 1-30-11

Quick, beeko wants a comic, say something witty. I made out with your girlfriend. That wasn't funny. It wasn't a joke. .....

Palindromes by Beeko180 2-02-11

I just realised something. What? "Boob" is a palindrome, and the synonym of "boob" is "tit" and that is also a palindrome. Honestly, I couldn't give a flying poop. Incidentally "poop" is also a palindrome. Up yours.

New Jacket by Beeko180 2-03-11

I need a new jacket. You can have mine, oh wait I left it at your girlfriends house. My old one got ripped in half when I was attacked by a pitbull on saturday. In her bedroom. Are you trying to piss me off? I'm trying, but it's not easy.

Michael Jackson Rumours In a Nutshell by Beeko180 2-04-11

Hey Michael Jackson, I love that dance move you do where you grab your crotch and squeel. Dance move? What about where you tip your head back and squeel? I have no idea what you're taling about.

Any comments?

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Antidote by Beeko180 2-07-11

I'm going to kill you Jack. You know too much and this is for your own good. Ah, but you'll never gain the antidote. You see, that deadly toxin I stole from the CIA. I have released it into the air and taken one of the two vials of antidote for my own. The cups of water? Fuck.