No, he's right. An elevator beats an escalator. Besides, I won't touch an escalator if an elevator's around. Ever have a skirt caught in an escalator? In the Mall of America during a Vikings autograph day? It's not pretty.
Besides, Elder Scrolls is an inappropriate response to The Tick villain, Chairface Chippendale. He wrote part of his face on the moon with a giant laser. A FUCKING GIANT LASER!
Elder Scrolls can't do that.
In other words, you can't criticize TYS's chouce of elevator beating escalator when your picture to beat CC was lamez0rz.