Kajun's back from his holidays imminently so I'm starting the next round now. Incidentally, preliminary results from the first round show that boinky and Ewwwww both won their matches, the other two being very close ties. But I may have miscounted, so Kajun may yet declare winners in those two. So, on to:

Round 3

boinky33 versus Ewwwww
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[*] James Bond, 007, is at the supermarket, shopping.
[*] A robot should feature. If you decide to use Tobor, he cannot cornhole anyone or anything
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crabby versus mikeweeney
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[*]Stickman (Exploding Dog) has been elected President.
[*] You can only use Exploding Dog, Three Reasons, submitted art and props.
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dcomposed versus little_kitty
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[*]A character is trying to return defective goods to a store run by me, jes_lawson.
[*]You have to use the words "incandescent" "longitude" and "recalcitrant"
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akirajim versus JrnymnNate
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[*]One of the Stripcreator characters/regulars has opened a chain of fast food stores.
[*]You must use at least two different backgrounds and at least one female character.
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Thankyou. Keep telling/bribing/threatening everyone to vote for your last comics.

May The Force be with you.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

oops. i forgot to put a robot in mine.

You know what to do then, boinky.

Incidentally, thanks to crabby and boinky for asking - Comic numbers should still be PM'd to me - Kajun is still AFK until he posts here to tell me otherwise.

The lucky bar-steward probably is getting all kinds of drunk on cerveza and has birds hanging on his every word...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm not re-doing it. Blow me!

No. You'd enjoy that.

I'll leave it up to the voters whether to accept your strip.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I don't care about rules.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Rules are there for a good reason. Once, I woke up and said "Your laws mean nothing to me, old men! F*ck you!" I was a real Rebel then.

First law I broke, was the law about not spitting on the pavement. Did a big old gob on the ground and I got away with it. Jes 1 - The System - 0

Second law I broke was Newton's Law of Gravity. Pretty sweet, until I started accelerating at an exponential rate away from the surface of the Earth. Had to do some major arse-kissing to get back down, and let me tell you, the atmosphere at 12,000 feet is a bugger to breathe and it's nutsac-freezingly-cold. Lost more than my pride up there. Shat my pants, in fact.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Rules are there for a good reason. Once, I woke up and said "Your laws mean nothing to me, old men! F*ck you!" I was a real Rebel then.

First law I broke, was the law about not spitting on the pavement. Did a big old gob on the ground and I got away with it. Jes 1 - The System - 0

Second law I broke was Newton's Law of Gravity. Pretty sweet, until I started accelerating at an exponential rate away from the surface of the Earth. Had to do some major arse-kissing to get back down, and let me tell you, the atmosphere at 12,000 feet is a bugger to breathe and it's nutsac-freezingly-cold. Lost more than my pride up there. Shat my pants, in fact.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Now you just broke the "don't double post you n00b" rule.

your mom

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

:O

Oh wait, you wernt talking to me....

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Alright, I think we can all agree I'm an idiot. Can you guess what I was drinking when I posted that?

In other news, there's still loads of time to vote, so get your friends, relations and enemies to keep voting.

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on the count of three, jes was drinking... 1...2...3 : Listerine! I mean, Absinth!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

akirajim
crabby
dcomposed
little_kitty

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I am extremely sorry to mess things up, but I have to pull out of this competition. Good luck to whoever takes my place.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Thanks for letting us know mikew,

Anyone want to join in?

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I will.

I'm one comic making mother fucker, mother fucker, so sign me up, bitch.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Kid Chooby enters the fray.

kitty and dcom haven't PM'd me yet, but I know where to look for their comics. I'll post the new ones up here on Friday/Saturday. That just leaves you, Mr. Choobson - your rules are the same as mikeweeney's were.

And stay the hell away from my mother...

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I knew I forgot something.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

whoa... Jes, I SO remember pm'ing you with the number... and if not, then someone else got a comic number and was probably massively confused.

weird that it was just me and dcom's battle was the only one that was messed up...

*twilight zone music plays*

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Nnnnnope, I don't have them, they must have got lost in the ether, or more likely acidentally deleted by me. Never mind, I'll find them.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

:l

Ok...Who killed the thread?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

i blame the liberals

Thanks to my precognitive abilities, I can go ahead and vote on this round...

I sense that boinky will forget to include a robot in his comic, so Ewwwwww earns my vote even though boinky's comic will be funnier.

In his haste to submit a comic after replacing mikeweeney, chooby will use a string of expletives instead of a punchline, and I'll have to vote for crabby.

little_kitty and Chicka will be too busy making out on SC chat, and kitty will not find out the meaning of the word "recalcitrant." of course, dcom's head will explode after witnessing little_kitty and Chicka make out on SC chat. so, this battle is a draw.

akira_Jim will come up with something really weird, and I'll vote for him so people will think I know what the fuck he's talking about. sorry, Nate.

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