PS - Talking like a hacker will only get you mocked.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Unless you're boorite. When he does it it's funny.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I don't need a character. I've got this dude.

At least for now.

mother_billings should get a picture...
she funny!
...
yeah i know
i know
but still
i miss her

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Can he have his own character? :D

Just Kidding. I don't worship him. anymore.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Damn, that link didn't work anyway, did it? Try this one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Oooh, ooh! We need a Miss Cleo character!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

i second that!
"miss cle-a he-ah, ja man be cheetin' on ya, it's in tha caads!"

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Kompressor himself.

How's this?

Heh, he already had one!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It would be the worlds greatest mistake to put out a IRL with my pic on it around here.

However , i may be tempted to , at some point , send Dexx a copy of my pic.

If he requests it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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It would be the worlds greatest mistake to put out a IRL with my pic on it around here.

However , i may be tempted to , at some point , send Dexx a copy of my pic.

If he requests it.

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Indy Racing Leauge? Yeah, it sucks.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Ill-making Resource Locators?

I got my hair cut short this weekend and trimmed my beard into a goatee, so now I look like the Dexx character. Needless to say, I'm growing it all back as quickly as nature will allow.

Especially since my wife has taken to rubbing it to keep her hands warm. My head, that is.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You're no longer Follicus Maximus, then?

Well, the rest of my body makes up for it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

*sideshow bob style shudder*

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Irrational Reviewers Legs.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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*sideshow bob style shudder*

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*sideshow bob style shudder*

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My wife wants to shave a portion of my chest hair, because it tickles her nose when we cuddle.

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Has anyone else noticed how many folk in this place keep going on about their blooming wives?!?!? I suspect if as many people had wives as claim they do, there wouldn't be so many folk who sit around using the Internet all day.

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

Ah, you must not be married.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sure, we just made it all up. You can tell, because we seem just like 14-year-olds wanking in our parents' basements.

Why don't you shorten your name to simply "dildo?"

Seriously, we're a group of friends here, or at least, I'm laboring under that delusion, and I don't like some guy busting in and claiming we're imposters, especially at a time when I have cause to appreciate these people. Kindly get bent, fuck off, and all that.

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What others say about boorite!