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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Actually, I believe "No vas" means "Doesn't Go", loosely translated.


I also believe it's a star that suddenly becomes much brighter and then gradually returns to its original brightness over a period of weeks to years.

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Poop.

3-25-04 7:03pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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I also believe it's a star that suddenly becomes much brighter and then gradually returns to its original brightness over a period of weeks to years.


Pfffft! What marketing guru came up with that?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

3-26-04 4:46am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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Bottom Five Worst Exclamations To Make Upon Orgasm:

1. Well, I'll Be!
2. Oh, Skeletor!
3. Noooooooo!
4. My kingdom for a horse!
5. What was that!?!

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I has a flavor!

3-26-04 9:34am (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

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Bottom Five Worst Exclamations To Make Upon Orgasm:

1. Well, I'll Be!
2. Oh, Skeletor!
3. Noooooooo!
4. My kingdom for a horse!
5. What was that!?!


bwah ha lol.

how about -

6. You exquisite little tart
7. Kids, come and see this!
8. Surfs up!
9. I teh win
10. Fine Worcester birch

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

3-26-04 9:51am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Bottom Five Worst Ways to Impress a Date with your Cultural Literacy:

5. Quoting Monty Python or The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Referring to either as "Python" or "RHPS," respectively.
4. Explaining the distinction between "hard" and "soft" SF.
3. Exhibiting your extensive knowledge of the Marvel Universe.
2. Expressing any interest in or awareness of "shock jocks."
1. Imparting any information concerning Lord of the Rings, Renaissance festivals, or the Society for Creative Anachronism.

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What others say about boorite!

3-26-04 9:59am (new)
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Ewwwww
Dickmouth.

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[dork]Would knowing something like: Captain America was the original "Weapon 1" in the Weapon X program that Wolverine was created in count?

I read comic books.[/dork]

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

3-26-04 10:09am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Lest we forget:

"Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

3-26-04 10:50am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Knowing it wouldn't count, but you must hide this knowledge.

At least until you marry her and move your huge-ass comic collection into the living room, where dinner guests may admire it.

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What others say about boorite!

3-26-04 10:51am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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It's better than rambling on with no end in sight about the comics that exist solely in your imagination until the girl is forced to try her best to convey her maddening boredom in your monologuistic assault on her senses by burying her nose in the most recent issue of GQ.

But I've learned my lesson:

Keep the bizarre fantasy to yourself.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

3-26-04 1:38pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Those topics will all kill the mood, alright. But breaking out the Elfquest manuals is the real deal-breaker.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

3-26-04 2:05pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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Invite that lady friend to an Live Action Role-Playing session! Show your manliness with your level 17 Barbarian! Rarr! If all goes well, you could roll a natural twenty in the romance world!

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It's grime time.

3-26-04 2:36pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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Yeah, I learned that the hard way by complaining about the "accuracy" of the Spider-Man movie the whole time we watched it. I kept my mouth shut during The X-Men.

But c'mon, it's supposed to be Gwen Stacy, not Mary Jane, and she's supposed to die!!! ;)

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I has a flavor!

3-26-04 4:56pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Bottom Five Worst Director Cameos

5. Quentin Tarantino in Pulp Fiction
4. Quentin Tarantino in Resevoir Dogs
3. Francis Ford Coppola in Apocalypse Now
2. Alfred Hitchcock in Torn Curtain
1. The Right Hand of Mel Gibson(with hammer and nails) in The Passion of the Christ.

3-26-04 5:30pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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What are you talking about? Coppola's cameo was fucking awesome.

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Poop.

3-26-04 6:04pm (new)
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graykane
as if i knew what i was talking about

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Coppola's cameo was great. probably the best there ever was. can anybody think of a better one? silent bob doesn't count because he's not a cameo.

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i want to piss on you

3-26-04 11:23pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Bruce Campbell's in Dark Man = teh best

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Poop.

3-27-04 9:24am (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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Bottom 5 most totally not metal bands that everyone thinks are metal:

5. Nine Inch Nails
4. Korn
3. Linkin Park
2. Marilyn Manson
1. Drowning Pool

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It's grime time.

3-27-04 2:30pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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I like those first three bands. NIN is more industrial. What would you classify Korn and Linkin Park as?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-27-04 7:13pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Mallcore.

Also, I like NiN a bit, and Manson did a pretty keen Doors cover.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

3-27-04 7:38pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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I like NIN, they're just not metal.

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It's grime time.

3-27-04 8:26pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Rock-thing and shitty-band.

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Poop.

3-27-04 8:45pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Nah, I didn't like a lot of Korn's stuff, but their new album is attracting me. 'Right Now' is a kick-ass song. I love it when people sing passionately about telling other people off.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-27-04 9:20pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Probably Martin Scorsese in Taxi Driver.

"Have you seen what a gun can do to a womans face? No? Have you seen... have you seen what a gun can do to a woman's pussy? This you should see. This is something you should see. You should see this. Yeah."

3-27-04 9:40pm (new)
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umfumdisi
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Pardon me, but you folks seem to have forgotten[BR] Alec Baldwin as Blake in Glengarry Glen Ross.

Now THAT was a cameo!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

3-27-04 10:28pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I'm glad someone besides me brought up what a terrible actor Tarantino is. His performances scream "this is not what I do for a living!" Seriously, his appearances just snap me right out of the spell, and then I start thinking "oh look, it's the director, and he's trying to act."

Do us a favor and stay behind the camera, Quentin.

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What others say about boorite!

3-29-04 6:11am (new)
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