Don't you love it when the last person to enter the competition doesn't vote upon entry? Or in the following 4 days after...

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Where'd everybody go?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

maddog00 is *still* being silly. Go abuse him for me.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Comptroller Bazilla, I reckon you ought to personally take maddog00 on in a Ceredigion Style Barbed Wire Electric Cage Match.

Or kick him out man.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

*bump*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

maddog00 gets attacked from jes and Zegota, meanwhile kaufman and biped try to release Zegota from the competition, all of a sudden, maddog00 spasms like a bitch and falls out. Then Bazilla comes along and whacks him with a leaden chair. Twice. Only six people can win this competition now, with two of them still yet to arrive, until the buzzer sounds now.... and number 15 is...

Gabu

Oh, we're so near the end, let's hope some order can now be restored!

[b][u]Round Thirteen

jes_lawson vs. biped vs. kaufman vs. Zegota vs. Gabu[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] Cannot use any four letter words in the comic. - from maddog00
2. Has to incorporate the word assimilate in the comic. - from maddog00

3. Entries must be entered to avoid disqualification [preferbly make them as quick as possible]. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

After many things jerking about in here, not to mention NaNoWriMo and Star Wars teasers reaming my soul, I have returned to end this competition as efficently as possible.

Now get going, cunts!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Bad news: Gabu totally left.

[Click to view comic: 'FF: Ed And Al's Excellent Discussion']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Continue with the competition. Gabu has been eliminated naturally, but now it's a round between the four of you, so deal with it.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'One two three six']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'As I'm Elite ...']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FF 12: Resistance is futile, Creationists!']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

biped and zegota should vote sometime.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Is that a statement, an optimistic guess, or a command?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yes.

I voted almost a week ago.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Me aswell also too

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Jes, as tired as he is, starts attacking biped, and is joined by kaufman. Biped is too aroused by it all, and tries to get rid of Zegota, who was going to help the two-legged competitor by rambling on top of Jes, but it's all in vain as biped is dismissed from the competition.

Oh god, this hella-long competition is very near an end, the last entry, Man No. 16 is nearing the entrance, he'll only have to get past 3 people to win the competition. Meanwhile, Jes had already gone through 12 men with Kaufman and Zegota looking rather strong so far since their late entries.

4 Men battling it out now, the last entry will provide what is hoped to be a frantic finish, and the Number 16 man is...

EvilZak

Oh my god! I don't believe it, he's got the best chance, he's only got to get through three rounds, he couldn't have it any easier!

[b][u]Round Fourteen

jes_lawson vs. kaufman vs. Zegota vs. EvilZak[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] You must make a comic in which the characters say only well-known lines from movies. Two characters must speak in each panel, and each line must be from a different movie. from biped

2. Entries must be entered to avoid disqualification [preferbly make them as quick as possible]. Or a very good reason must be presented.
3. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
4. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
5. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
6. No Crying.

Congratulations for making it this far, now the real challenge begins, the challenge to WIN, so, y'know get going, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Just for that, I'm quitting the contest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was offline for over a week, and still I'm submitting first? What a bunch of chickens!

[Click to view comic: 'FF: To Ares Ask Humans Though Forget Divine.']

Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, Mars Needs Women, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, UHF

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FF: I am a frozen meat popsicle']

The Untouchables/Full Metal Jacket/The 6th sense/Terminator/Frankenstein/Pulp Fiction

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'Nevermind rational explanation! We're ALIENS.']

Titanic, Goldfinger, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Matrix, Evil Dead, Office Space

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'FF13: Accidentally walking into Hollywood's #1 lesbian bar']

To Have and Have Not,Robocop,Aliens,Deliverance,But I'm a Cheerleader,Apocalypse Now.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

EvilZak starts with a bang by leaping onto Zegota and threatening his presence. Zegota attempts to threaten the Number 2 Entry, Jes_Lawson who's finding his time eliminating Kaufman rather fiendish. Kaufman has the remaining vote, and it could be anyone, but he gets the clothesline on Zegota and only these three giants remain in the ring, with a 33% chance of getting a place in the final, everything to compete for.

[b][u]Round Fifteen

jes_lawson vs. kaufman vs. EvilZak[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] Make a comic that has something to do with a big and important final in some sports event. from a very ironic, coincidental Zegota

2. Entries must be entered to avoid disqualification [preferbly make them as quick as possible]. Or a very good reason must be presented.
3. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
4. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
5. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
6. No Crying.

This is the last time two of these members will be allowed to vote before they are thrust into the final. Tactics, skills and most importantly, humour will aid towards success. Who's going to be close but with no cigar? Will it be enduring Jes_Lawson, punmeister Kaufman or ever-fresh EvilZak? Only times will tell, so for the penultimate time:

GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

pff, I didn't wanna win this crappy contest anyway.

You're all a bunch of crappies in crappyland doing the crappydance on your crappy national holiday called crappyday.

crap :(

oh well

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...