Don't you love it when the last person to enter the competition doesn't vote upon entry? Or in the following 4 days after...

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Where'd everybody go?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

maddog00 is *still* being silly. Go abuse him for me.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Comptroller Bazilla, I reckon you ought to personally take maddog00 on in a Ceredigion Style Barbed Wire Electric Cage Match.

Or kick him out man.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

*bump*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

maddog00 gets attacked from jes and Zegota, meanwhile kaufman and biped try to release Zegota from the competition, all of a sudden, maddog00 spasms like a bitch and falls out. Then Bazilla comes along and whacks him with a leaden chair. Twice. Only six people can win this competition now, with two of them still yet to arrive, until the buzzer sounds now.... and number 15 is...

Gabu

Oh, we're so near the end, let's hope some order can now be restored!

[b][u]Round Thirteen

jes_lawson vs. biped vs. kaufman vs. Zegota vs. Gabu[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] Cannot use any four letter words in the comic. - from maddog00
2. Has to incorporate the word assimilate in the comic. - from maddog00

3. Entries must be entered to avoid disqualification [preferbly make them as quick as possible]. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

After many things jerking about in here, not to mention NaNoWriMo and Star Wars teasers reaming my soul, I have returned to end this competition as efficently as possible.

Now get going, cunts!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Bad news: Gabu totally left.

FF: Ed And Al's Excellent Discussion by biped 11-05-04

Hey, Ed...is something different, or altered in any way, according to whether it's inside of something, or on top of something? And please, reply solely in two-letter words. No, Al. If it is in, or if it is on, it is as it is, be it in or on. Oh. Hey, Ed...are words containing an excess of three letters yet two fewer than six letters bad words? Yes, Al. Those words are extremely bad. And if on any occasion I should chance to overhear you using a single one of those words, I'll summarily execute you. Oh. Hey, Ed...that's mighty difficult to assimilate. Please, say it the way Dog On Round Thing would say it, so I can better understand. HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND USE IT TO EXECUTE YOU IF YOU USE ANY BAD FOUR-LETTER WORDS, AL!!! BOING-BWOING!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Continue with the competition. Gabu has been eliminated naturally, but now it's a round between the four of you, so deal with it.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

One two three six by Zegota 11-06-04

Wow man, the Trekkie convention is so bitching. But I do not get who you are supposed to be. We are the Borgs, we wills assimilate you. Borgs? Wills? Are you a degenerate Trekkie or something? Lower yours defences and prepare to be boarded. The oufit sucks too man, not remotelly close to the actual thing. Shuts up.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

As I'm Elite ... by kaufman 11-06-04

Where is my Egyptian assistant? He has a lot to do today, burning the donkey, putting together the display on summertime in France, and checking out the new Spielberg DVD. Chief, why do you appear so unhappy at the sight of me? Do you realize the moment you should be starting working? A simple eight. Hassim, you're later, I'm simply lit. Ass immolate, assemble "Ete", and sample E.T. Assimilate?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FF 12: Resistance is futile, Creationists! by jes_lawson 11-09-04

Where's yesterday's homework, Janey? Assimilate it! Don't be silly, ssimils are merely theoretical creatures and therefore almost certainly non-existant! Remember how we talked about the Theory of Evolution? Yes, yes I understand. But where leaves thine argument re: The Theory of Gravity? Several miles towards the heavens... AAAAH! I see you met the little one whose homework I ate.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

biped and zegota should vote sometime.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Is that a statement, an optimistic guess, or a command?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yes.

I voted almost a week ago.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Me aswell also too

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Jes, as tired as he is, starts attacking biped, and is joined by kaufman. Biped is too aroused by it all, and tries to get rid of Zegota, who was going to help the two-legged competitor by rambling on top of Jes, but it's all in vain as biped is dismissed from the competition.

Oh god, this hella-long competition is very near an end, the last entry, Man No. 16 is nearing the entrance, he'll only have to get past 3 people to win the competition. Meanwhile, Jes had already gone through 12 men with Kaufman and Zegota looking rather strong so far since their late entries.

4 Men battling it out now, the last entry will provide what is hoped to be a frantic finish, and the Number 16 man is...

EvilZak

Oh my god! I don't believe it, he's got the best chance, he's only got to get through three rounds, he couldn't have it any easier!

[b][u]Round Fourteen

jes_lawson vs. kaufman vs. Zegota vs. EvilZak[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] You must make a comic in which the characters say only well-known lines from movies. Two characters must speak in each panel, and each line must be from a different movie. from biped

2. Entries must be entered to avoid disqualification [preferbly make them as quick as possible]. Or a very good reason must be presented.
3. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
4. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
5. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
6. No Crying.

Congratulations for making it this far, now the real challenge begins, the challenge to WIN, so, y'know get going, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Just for that, I'm quitting the contest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was offline for over a week, and still I'm submitting first? What a bunch of chickens!

FF: To Ares Ask Humans Though Forget Divine. by kaufman 11-29-04

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Mars needs women. I'm just a sweet transvestite. Look, if we built this large wooden badger ... Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, Mars Needs Women, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, UHF

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FF: I am a frozen meat popsicle by Zegota 11-30-04

I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes! Sir, Yes Sir. I see dead people. I'll be back. It's alive. It's alive! Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit.

The Untouchables/Full Metal Jacket/The 6th sense/Terminator/Frankenstein/Pulp Fiction

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Nevermind rational explanation! We're ALIENS. by EvilZak 11-30-04

I'm king of the world! I expect you to die. Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. I know kung fu. Why are you torturing me like this? Why? I believe you have my stapler.

Titanic, Goldfinger, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Matrix, Evil Dead, Office Space

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AFROMANS MOVE

FF13: Accidentally walking into Hollywood's #1 lesbian bar by jes_lawson 12-01-04

You do know how to "whistle" don't you, Stevie? You just put your lips together and...blow! I'd buy that for a dollar! Get away from her you BITCH! You've got a purty mouth! You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar! The horror! the horror!

To Have and Have Not,Robocop,Aliens,Deliverance,But I'm a Cheerleader,Apocalypse Now.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

EvilZak starts with a bang by leaping onto Zegota and threatening his presence. Zegota attempts to threaten the Number 2 Entry, Jes_Lawson who's finding his time eliminating Kaufman rather fiendish. Kaufman has the remaining vote, and it could be anyone, but he gets the clothesline on Zegota and only these three giants remain in the ring, with a 33% chance of getting a place in the final, everything to compete for.

[b][u]Round Fifteen

jes_lawson vs. kaufman vs. EvilZak[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] Make a comic that has something to do with a big and important final in some sports event. from a very ironic, coincidental Zegota

2. Entries must be entered to avoid disqualification [preferbly make them as quick as possible]. Or a very good reason must be presented.
3. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
4. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
5. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
6. No Crying.

This is the last time two of these members will be allowed to vote before they are thrust into the final. Tactics, skills and most importantly, humour will aid towards success. Who's going to be close but with no cigar? Will it be enduring Jes_Lawson, punmeister Kaufman or ever-fresh EvilZak? Only times will tell, so for the penultimate time:

GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

pff, I didn't wanna win this crappy contest anyway.

You're all a bunch of crappies in crappyland doing the crappydance on your crappy national holiday called crappyday.

crap :(

oh well

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...