Correct cowboy physics by Hell_Bent_Cheez 11-28-05

So I said, " Fellow homosapien, Those Rotor turbines of which this conversation is based, are not going to produce the wanted gravitons of which you speak." I say that is quite amusing I do believe it is. I am quite apologetic about this subject, but I do believe that was quite an illogical statement. Well I do believe we have provoked a quite an interesting compromise, I propose we debate in quite a disorderly fashion... Fuck you. When can we quit this politically correct cowboy physics bullshit?

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Groundhog Day! by kaufman 2-02-06

There you have it. Six more weeks of lame Cowboy Physics jokes.

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RCL no. 867 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-02-06

Hey, Marvin... Did you remember to check the graviton output on those rotor turbines, like I asked you to? Uhhhh... [hic] Whoopshie! [burrrrrp!] Listen, you drunken bastard... Remember what I told you if you let the output levels reach critical mass? Shomething about the world [burp] blowing up [hic] in thirty daysh... Yesh?[braaapppppp!] Yes. Well, I guesh we better [hic] bend WAY over and kish [burp] our ashes goodbye!! BRAAAAAAAAAPP!!

Not often you can use one comic for both a CC and CS!

This one is based on my impression of how "Glen" would approach Cowboy Physics.

RCL no. 893 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-17-06

Oh...my...GOD! The rotar turbines have mutated! There's gravitons EVERYWHERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Will this nonsense ever END?

Mix it up with some gluons. And some hadrons.

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Hooray for catharsis!

RCL no. 887 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-15-06

*frrrrrpt* Peeeee-YEW!! Goddamn, dude! Whatever you just generated, sure don't smell like [*sniff, sniff*]GRAVITONS! What the fuck are you talking about? Maybe, I should re-think this whole "switch-grass-as-an-alternative-fuel" proposal...

Old.

Cowboy Narcotics by Drexle 12-06-01

One day on the ranch... So I says "I reckon them reefers ain't gonna smoke themselves..." Ha, ha... What the fuck were we talking about?

Really, CP doesn't inspire anything in me anymore. I'm pretty much done with it.

Brokeback Physics by The_young_scot 2-19-06

So I said "Those rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! God, I wish I knew how to quit you!

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RCL no. 897 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-19-06

...so, then I says, "Them rotor turbines won't generate gravitons all by themselves!" Of course, they will! No, they won't... I've tried EVERYTHING! Have you tried reversing the proton induction conversion through semi-irregular pulsations by way of super-conductive vulcanization? Are you some kind of extra-terrestrial engineer of astro-physics from a far off, advanced civilization? No... But, I did stay at a "Holiday Inn Express" last night!

University Physics by ivytheplant 2-20-06

One day at the administrative office... So I says, "Well them tuition increases ain't gonna bill themselves!" Ha, ha! Seriously, get to work.

Wyoming Physics by ivytheplant 2-20-06

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Who cares? We have enough coal, oil, uranium, and wind to last us a lifetime.

RCL no. 898 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-20-06

...so, then I says- Ah, for fucksakes! Will you puh-LEEEZ give it a rest already! Cunt. Whore. Dyke. Bitch.

RCL no. 903 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-22-06

Oh, Ronnie... I've made a major mess of things! Iraq has no WMD's, Mexicans are crawling over the border by the millions, and every-one hates me for letting the Arabs buy our ports... And, on top of that, I can't get them goddamn rotor turbines to self-generate gravitons! Will you shut the fuck up and let me REST IN PEACE?!

funny!

They all have their little things that make them non-deplorable.

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RCL no. 912 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-26-06

Oh, yeah! Oh, YEAH!! OH, YEEEEEEAAAHHH!!! And, just what kind of "gravitons" are you gonna generate by playing POCKET-POOL?

Napoleon Dynamite inspired

cocks by supersverre 3-06-06

cocks HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL what the fuck are you talking about?

RCL no. 933 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-12-06

So, I says- CRACK! Yeeeee-OUCH! What the FUCK are you doing? You must submit to Madame Penguin! CRACK!! KNOCK IT OFF, CUNT!! Ha, ha!

CP by Vellocet 3-14-06

One day on the ranch. So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha Ha. So, did you teach him how to use the T-console, then?

check this out

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/chimppimp

RCL no. 1063 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-28-06

...then, I says, "Don't worry about graviton overload. The rotar turbines will automatically shut down before we obtain critical mass..." Hello?

RCL no. 1064 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-28-06

Ow! Ow! Ow! What's wrong, little feller? Graviton poisoning! Oh, God! I think I'm gonna puke! Oops.

Groovy! - Same Ol' Song-and-Dance Physics by edoggydog 5-16-06

...so, then I says, "Just because we won't kick out twelve million illegals who won't leave all by themselves, it's not AMNESTY!" What? No "groovy"? When is your fucking term up?