Groovy! - Head? by edoggydog 2-28-11

How about you take me back to your place so I can go "Phreaky" on you! Groovy! So, this woman you brought home last night who robbed you, what did she look like? She had a kickin' body with a killer set of double-D's! I mean, what did her FACE look like? She had a HEAD?

Groovy! - A Judgement to Rush by edoggydog 3-06-11

Listen... You wanna score with the ladies? Poetry. They loves the poetry. But, if you don't know any poetry, quote song lyrics. Trust me. Groovy! ...and what you say about his company is what you say about society! Catch the mystery, catch the myth, catch the spirit, catch the spit. Beat it, weirdo! Maybe, quoting her song lyrics from Moving Pictures wasn't the best choice... Dammit.

RCL no. 2493 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-12-11

I just saw a cartoon online of Lois Griffin from Family Guy having sex with Fred Flinstone! It seemed real at first, but then I knew it was fake... Of course, it was fake. You were watching a cartoo- I mean, they totally pasted her head on the body of another animated woman with...big......tits.   !   Holy cow, Phreaky! That was your body having sex with Fred Flinstone, wasn't it? Yabba, dabba...

RCL no. 2497 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-11

What are you doing? I don't want to creep you out by staring at your tits. Please, stare at my tits. You're starting to creep me out. I think my neck is stuck.

Abreast of the Full Moon by ragu4u 3-23-11

Hey, you're kinda cute. It's due to the tiger blood in my veins. You mean the stuff Charlie Sheen drinks? If you were HIM I'd ball you in a New York minute. Charlie? Yeah, it's me. Don't worry. It works like the werewolf thingy. The difference is, I change when 38 D's appear.

"Laff-a-Day" Funnies #8 by biped 3-28-11

YOU HAS THE MOST LARGEST BREAST I HAS EVER SEEN. SIR, this is a bookstore, not a... a "breastorium." BREASTORIUM? WHERE IS BREASTORIUM? Oh, honestly. It was only a snide retort. There's no such thing as a "breastorium." TYLER...BUY BOOKSTORE. TYLER...TURN INTO WORLD'S FIRST "BREASTORIUM." Well okay, but I'm still reserving the left one for personal use only.

RCL no. 2500 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-28-11

May I poke them again? Go for it. *doink* Okay... How many is that? 2500. Can you think of a bigger waste of time than poking your tits 2500 times? I don't know... Maybe, creating 2500 lame comics and not getting paid for it?

RCL no. 2519 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-10-11

Nice tits! Who said that?

RCL no. 2538 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-01-11

Damn... I thought Phreaky had a nice set. But, Jamalia's tits are PERFECT. Boy. I would love to take her home and motorboat the hell out of those babies... I wonder if it's true about sisters being promiscuous. Hey, Jamalia... Would you like to come back to my place after work so we can- Piss off, dweeb!

RCL no. 2553 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-25-11

Well..? I think yours are WAY bigger! I agree. My eyes are bigger. Okay. Your turn... (In the fourth panel, they take their closthes off and compare breast sizes. Unfortunately, there is no fourth panel in stripcreator.com...) Yours are WAY bigger! I agree. My arms are bigger...

RCL no. 2557 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-31-11

May I help you? Yes. Do you have any spare..? Uh, any spare..? Spare..? Spare what? Spare ribs? Spare tires? Spare time? C'mon, spit it out, hobo! I... I... I can't remember why I knocked on your door in the first place... [*goink*] Heh, heh... No man can fight the mesmerizing effects of my forty-four double-D's! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

RCL no. 2576 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-04-11

Wow... And, I thought I had big TEATS! Oh...my...GOD!!! WE HAVE UDDERLY MILKED THIS PHREAKY BIG-TITTY THING TO DEATH!!!! Calm down, Phreaky... Don't have a COW! Sorry. The writers asked me to emote more when reading my lines...

Groovy! - What kind of bees give milk? BOOB-bees! by edoggydog 10-18-11

October is Breast Cancer Aware-ness month... Groovy! Dayum! Those are some tit ol' biggies! You must be a size 44 double-D, boyyyyeeee!! EXCUSE ME, ASSHOLE??? Relax... It's Breast Awareness month. Breast Cancer Awareness month, dumbass!

RCL no. 2656 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-23-11

What's for dinner, baby? How does a chicken breast sound..? Mmmmmm...breast. CHICKEN breast. Not my breast. Oops... You would think after four years of marriage I'd stop being mesmerized by your 44 double-D's. I have had these babies since I was thirteen and even I'm still mesmer-ized by them!

RCL no. 2680 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-07-11

Heh, heh, heh... Phreaky has her back to me! Now's my opportunity... Give up the sex, Phreaky... Or I will cut you with this cleavage! Don't you mean, "cleaver"? Of course, I mean cleaver... Do you think I'm some sort of tit? "Twit".

Guessing by cpausti 3-30-06

Guess which hand they're in!!!! I fuckin' hate this shit. Left. NOPE!!!! Right. NOPE!!!!!!! If my keys are in your ass we're over.

Palette by mandingo 7-07-08

wow! my gloves are the same color as your shirt! yeah so why don't YOU wear my gloves and I'LL wear your breasts in my mouth fuck off. great idea! we'll have a Fuck-Off!

RCL no. 2721 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-27-11

Get ready... Gabe's walking this way. Ah, shit! He stopped at Phreaky's cubicle to check out her 44-DD's... Ouch! Phreaky just kneed him in the groin. That's GOTTA hurt! Okay... Here he comes. Limping. Hand me the axe, Butch. Yes, master.

RCL no. 2737 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-04-12

What are YOU doing here? I'm here to see Phreaky, Butch! But, I have a date with her tonight. No problem... I only need to see her for five minutes or so. Okayyyyyyy... So, what's with the pile of money you're holding? A year ago she told me I couldn't fuck her 44-DD's unless I paid her a million bucks... Well, yesterday I hit the lottery and I'm here to pay up, if you know what I mean!

RCL no. 2770 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-25-12

Joe..? Joe..? Hellooooooooo, Joe! Do you want to finally have hot, sloppy sex with me or not? Narcolepsy Joe misses out on an opportunity of a lifetime... I'm only going to offer this to you one time. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

RCL no. 2778 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-12

I can't believe eHarmony set me up with you! I know I don't look like much, but I have a lot to offer you... Like, what? I can support you in the way no other man can... Financial-wise? Boob-wise!

RCL no. 2811 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-10-12

Well..? "It's close, but between the two of you, the woman with the bigger tits is..." Yes? "...Phreaky." DAMMIT!! Yay.

RCL no. 2812 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-10-12

'Ello, 'ello', 'ello! Why do you English always say "hello" three times? We only say it three times to women... Why only to women? One hello to the face, and one hello to each tit! Oh. I was never good at math...

RCL no. 2818 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-13-12

Phreaky appears on a Japanese TV show to talk about her big American breasts... こんにちはそこに私は明彦と私はあなたをメール理由は、ここの人々の私は、電子メールのトン? ここの人々の私は 44-DD's! 私はそのテキストを理解することはできませんのように残念私は英語読み取ることができません? 私はあなたがちょうどあなたの なのを理解できないため、industrial-strength bra 皆のようなも! [Note: I have no idea what the Japanese characters mean. I cut and pasted them from a PM I got from that stripper named akihiko who apparently thinks I can read them.] 私はあなたが! やっている方法について質問したいと思い? ウェブサイトに関するお考えをかそれは titty fuck 映像との物語の多く 残念私!

Groovy! - Flop Pore Tune Knee Tea by edoggydog 2-19-12

...even though I only had a 5-7 offsuit, I called the raise because three players ahead of me called and I was on the button. The flop came 3-4-6, and I took down a $400 pot! Groovy! Now, that is what I call a "flopportunity"! Wanna know what I call a flopportunity? What? I like to follow Phreaky around keeping an intense eye on her 44-dd's because I figure someday her bra is going to fail, causing her twin zeppelins to "flop" out of the cups!