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Jurassic Park III was a huge, steaming pile of arse.
It has the most criminally wasted cast I have seen in a very long time - William H. Macy, Sam Neill, Tea Leone, and the kid from Unbreakable and Gladiator... all wasted on an idiotic script, crappy-looking effects, and a total lack of paleontological accuracy.
I am disgusted that I spent even the cost of a discount Tuesday ticket on it.
Then again, I hated it so much that when I saw it again as part of a 24 hour movie marathon, I was expecting it to be so bad that I ended up kind of enjoying its stupidity.
The only thing that saved that sorry movie was the dinosaurs. Most everyone else I know liked it, and now I view them differently.
For awhile there I thought that Grant was going to crack the raptor language and be asking the raptors for help! It was so silly that I wanted to shut it off several times, but was stopped by a looming sense that the alterenative was boredom.
