My dad fights with religious whackos on USENET or something. They say all kinds of weird stuff and thats the LAST kind of comunication I want to use the net for. But anyway...

To quote something that the worst of them once said,

"I curse you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. You are filthy little false Christian scum, keep your garbage to yourself... filty little... false christian scum."

This was actualy a phone call to another person that participated in these discussions.

This same person(that made the call) is now sueing my dad and others(including yahoo) because of abuses and stuff... verbal abuse, hacking, creating a climate that he would be veiwed negitiavly in blah blah blah...

at any rate, someone here needs to be told...

"I curse you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. You are filthy little false Christian scum, keep your garbage to yourself... filty little... false christian scum."

jk

Not at all! Religion is the devil's favorite subject.

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I'm sorry, but *yawn*. This story is an oldie, and is based on some really embarrassing guesswork, passed off as "research" and "evidence". I love how all of these theories claim the Dead Seas Scrolls as evidence. "We have closely studied the Dead Sea Scrolls..." Bullshit, you closely studied the interior of your rectum. This isn't aimed at you, by the way, TBZ - just the wankers who produce these programs, and the books on which they are based.

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I still don't believe in Jesus.

I'm a Pantheist.

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The Live Ones, on the Other Hand ... by kaufman 4-24-02

I have come up with the authoritative translation of the Dead Sea Scrolls, which should bring to an end our theological debates. The contents read as follows, and I quote: Moh.

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I understand. I just thought I'd throw it out there cause it's the first I'd ever heard of such theories.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Wait, are any of you trolling? I can't tell anymore.

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"im" "not" " " ""

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I am kobolding.

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And I'm bugbearing.

I'm still trying to figure out, flood, sign, camel....

It's brilliant, but I don't know why.

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When a Pentecostal calls you a religious whacko, you know it's time to get fitted for a jacket with wraparound sleeves.

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I'm still trying to figure out, flood, sign, camel....

It's brilliant, but I don't know why.

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Must... kill...

They have medicine for that now.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

If they are, the only way we can stop them is fire or acid. Or else the fuckers keep coming back.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

True D&D story...

Many years ago, I was DMing the first ever session of D&D played by Bec and our housemate Quentin. Both of them had played a lot of computer RPGs, and Bec had played the SSI D&D games to death, so both of them had a fair idea of how the whole standard-issue fantasy world works. Beside an undetrground river, they encountered a scrag, also known as a river troll. Both knew that trolls could regenerate quickly so, after a rather difficult fight, they hacked it into pieces, and pondered the problem of how to prevent it reassembling itself. Of course! The fast-flowing river would scatter the pieces...

Oops.

Scrags can only regenerate while immersed in fresh water.

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BASTARD!!!

He kept suggesting that we "do" something with it. What else were we going to do?

Mr Steve Winter... yet another hate mail poster on alt.roman.catholic at one point. This guy is a loon.

'Nate you and your family seem to find some weirdos on the net. I feel sorry for your father having to deal with this guy, having had some experience with him myself.

So you DO know him, what a coincidence!

Right now he's sueing everybody in dad's section of the groups for "creating a hateful atmosphere" among other things. check out that area if you want- somewhere around here. This includes yahoo for creating the special sub-directory page which points at 2 "anti-steve" sites. I hope it makes the news cause the whole thing is kinda funny.

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Ha, well yes, when you put it that way... but you must admit that there's one difference: There's really no such thing as "white, middle-aged fat bastard-ophobia."

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They have medicine for that now.

No thank you, I like my bugs... they're my familiars.

I thought I recognized them from somewhere.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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You've obviously never been to a rave.

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I've been in the Arts forever. Rock and roll, touring, concerts, clubs, and of course: Theeeuhtruh.

You know all of those stereotypes about the theatre being largely populated by gays and Jews? They're true. And they all seem to be good with that. I am. If the show comes off and nobody screws up their gig it could be populated by salamanders in gumboots for all I give a fuck.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.