Untitled by BeNN_MaKK 9-27-02

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

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FABULOUS TREASURE

CC 143: Good Pedantry by kaufman 9-28-02

I was feeling so bad. I asked my family doctor 'bout what I had. I said: Doctor! Mr. M.D. Can you tell me whats ailing me? He said: First of all, although I'm a doctor, I am not an M.D. My degree is a Ph.D. in Pedantry. Furthermore, to ail is an intransitive verb. Proper usage would be to ask "why I am ailing." Also, you must add an apostrophe to "what's," for you are shortening "what is."

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CC143: Avril Lavigne's Other Song Is About Sk8erBoy by kelly_midnight 9-28-02

Somebody else Round everyone else Watchin your back Like you can't relax You tryin to be cool You look like a fool to me

I heard this the other day and HAD to enter it:

CC 143: We Didn't Start The Fire Knock-Off 1 by punkrockskaboy 9-28-02

Whats your favorite pet name for your penis little boys? Mutton dagger, old blind bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing rod, Tally whacker, pocket rocket, one eyed trouser trout Ding-dong, Ankle spanker, Pork sword, Engine Cranker, Harry hotdog, Davey Crocket, let them all hang out. Pet names for genatalia! You know the girls think of them and you gotta love 'em. Pet names for genatalia! There's always something silly about little willy!

CC 143: We Didn't Start The Fire Knock Off 2 by punkrockskaboy 9-28-02

Wang wazoo, Weiney whacker, Pecker peepee, Kidney cracker, Heat seeking moisture missile, Giggle stick, Love whistle Tube steak, Uncle Dick, this is getting really sick! I'm not through there's one more PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR! Pet names for genatalia! You know the girls think of them and you've gotta love 'em. Pet names for genatalia! There's always something silly about little willy! PET NAMES FOR GENATALIA!

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Who's by kaufman 9-28-02

Who's next? First Desco left the site; that was fine, 'Cause a job was on the line. Then ObiJo left here, but that's ok. 'Cause our floorboards won't sag so much that way. Who's next? Deisel left us, but don't you grieve. Cause he's just a twit, I believe. Manky_Man left us, but have no fears, He's the same lad of no more than twelve years. Who's next? Then Matthew Eastaugh claimed that he was gonna come back any day. LadyJ left too, that's right. Had better things to do every night.

Next? by kaufman 9-28-02

Who's next? Habnem also had to go, Though he's back as il_schmucko. Then we see Australia's DexX, Goes the way of T-Rex. "I must work things out, do not grieve, but just in case, I really must leave." Who's next, Who's next, Who's next? Firefly is next to go. And then wirthling? I don't know. We'll try to get some sleep at night, after Brad has left the site! Who's next?

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That's the saddest song I've ever song.

Okay, I'm starting the judging now.

This will take a while.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

saved by being after the bell

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

CC143: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Sucking-Up by israphael 9-29-02

He's a hero! He's a guy! Da-da-da-dum, it's hero guy! We're Beatrice.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC 143: The I'm A Loser Chorus by deucepm 9-29-02

So why didn't you enter this contest? Well, because... *ahem* IIIIIIII'VE GOT NO-THING! IIIIII'VE GOT NO-THING! I'VEGOTNOTHING! I'VEGOTNOTHING! I'VE GOOOOT NOTHIIIIING! Okay, I get the-- IIIIIIII'VE GOT NO-THING! IIIIIIII'VE GOT NO-THING! GOT NOTHING! GOT NOTHING! GOT NOOOOOTHING!

Okay, judged in the style of Gabe. Here are the ones that made me laugh. If it seems like a lot, it’s because you are all funny, funny people… and I’m easily amused.

kaufman The Sound of Stripcreator / Sung to the Tune of Do Re Mi - Got us off to a great start.
itsclark Sing a Song of Evil – Now I can’t watch TVLand without The Fear
kaufman Retrospective – Clever use of actual past comics
punkrockskaboy Dr.Dick, on His Magical Maryjane, Takes the Mic – Just the sort of thing I was hoping for
il_schmucko Billy Joel? I can do that! – Putting Kajun at the end is priceless
Dexx Stripcreator Pie – Oh... My…. God…
TheBlairZip ...to the tune of "Yesterday" – Are you channeling John Valby?
kaufman Scrambled Huevos – But I thought Andy liked to lose the biscuit game…
Namgubed Sing Along With Hernandez! – Poop is always funny.
kaufman Lagos my Nest Eggo – Perfectly done.
Devin A Bad Musical – Why don’t more people make fun of Jacko?
Smarmulus StripCreator's Island – Great job filling in SC characters in Gilligan roles. Looks like the basis for a series (hint hint!)
israphael I Didn’t Write This Strip – Then who do I give credit to?
Scyess Lyrics? No, Thanks. – Nice surprise in the second and third frames.
Spankling He would if he could – Best Original Lyrics Entry

Which I then narrow down to these finalists:

Dexx Stripcreator Pie
kaufman: The Sound of Stripcreator / Sung to the Tune of Do Re Mi
Smarmulus StripCreator's Island
il_schmucko Billy Joel? I can do that!
Spankling He would if he could
itsclark Sing a Song of Evil

And the winner is…

Well, okay. By rights the winner should be Dexx. And the next contest is his if he should arrive to claim it. But since he has told us that will be absent from these shores for a while, the runner-up is (damn, this is hard!) kaufman for a plethora of great entries.

So, Kaufman... give Dexx about 24 hours to post a contest (or respond that he won’t). Otherwise, it’s all yours.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Gah! No honerable mention. And I thought David Bowie + Jesus would be the bomb!

My adoring public awaits! by Spankling 9-29-02

*knock knock* Open up Spanks! You got an honorable mention! Go away! I'm busy! Well get yer head out of her ass and get out here and take a bow! This is the closest you've come to victory in ages! *whimper* No one understands me. Fine! Be that way! Don't expect to get another moment like this anytime soon, lap puppy!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet